Round 3 - Return of the Meme

[hhanon]

Round 3 - Return of the Meme

General Rules

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Prompting Rules

• One prompt per comment. 
• Please follow the correct format (see below).
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• Multiple fills of the same prompt by different author!anons are allowed.
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• Prompts for projects other than Horrible Histories (ie. Spy, Gavin and Stacy, Rev, St. Trinian's, the O2 adverts etc., and RPF involving actors from those projects should be posted at the What? They've acted in other things?! post.

Format of Prompts

• Put [RPF] before RPF prompts. 
• For crossover prompts: "[Crossover], HH Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" 
• Anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other."
• Put [GEN] before GEN prompts, just so you don't get unwanted shipping.
• Use appropriate warnings. I'm trusting you all to know what that means.
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Archiving Prompts and Fills

• To make the archiving job easier, please drop a link to your fill/unprompted fic here at the fills post.
• Nothing here you fancy filling? Take a look at the unfilled prompts archived here or at Round 1 or Round 2.

That's nearly the end of the storia, for onto the scene comes our much loved meme: HAIL TO THE QUEEN OF PROMPTIA.

Comments

Blenkinsop/Maltraves, domestic D/S

[(Anonymous)]

Not just the sex (although sex is fine ;) ) but what about some nice slice of their daily lives once they're back in Blighty. And, well, Blenkinsop is already used to obeying orders and Maltravers just wants to take care of him ;)

Re: Blenkinsop/Maltraves, domestic D/S

[(Anonymous)]

I did not know I wanted this, but now I can't think of anything else.

RP meets the characters Any/Any

[(Anonymous)]

The Time Sewer malfunctions so all the people/characters ever portrayed on HH end up in the real world until the sewer is fixed.


Is Lawry sick of Cromwell's "THIS IS SINFUL~!" by day two?

Does Jim get creeped out by Beau fawning over him?

When Ben and Alexander the Great have a drinking contest, whose left drunk under the table?

Do Bobsy and Larry flail at each other and their mutual helicopter obsession?

Just suggestions; go however you want to!!!!

Re: RP meets the characters Any/Any

[(Anonymous)]

'Does Jim get creeped out by Beau fawning over him?'

OMG I NEED THIS SO BADLY!

Unprompted: Blenkinsop/Maltravers - They Owe Us A Life

[wniny.livejournal.com]

They Owe Us A Life

So, starter post, because I need to explain a couple of things. I am also honored to finish my fic on this day, on which 93 years ago the Treaty of Versailles was signed, and WWI was over.

This is by no means a masterpiece, it's just a very large crappy fic. It's crap compared to the best fics on this board... but I'll post it anyway, because I am rather proud of it.
It contains roughly 40.000 words and I have been writing on it since the middle of October. I tried to keep them in character, but it is my first Blenkinsop/Maltravers fic ever. So please don't hate me too much if it's horrible.
Also, english is not my native tongue, but I have proof read and corrected this thing for half a month now. If there is anything that's unclear, please ask me!


I named them George Maltravers and Albert Blenkinsop.
They where both born in 1893, the story starts in 1906.

Some characters from HH (and the cast) will make... well cameos or something like that. (mostly because I was to lazy to come up with characters myself.)
All things military are... odd and not based on anything. Let's just let them be a bit Gary Stu's in that matter, please?


This story is divided into 4 parts, and each part contains 5 chapters, so 20 chapters in total. I will try and post one chapter everyday. :)

Part 1. The Boarding School
Part 2. The Great War
Part 3. The Golden Age
Part 5. The End


Warnings: Death, character death, homophobia, NC-17 sex, awkward sex, underage sexual relationships (15+), mentions of non-con. Not 100% accuRAT. (mupping telephones, military and public transport system)

Re: Unprompted: Blenkinsop/Maltravers - They Owe Us A Life 1a/20

[wniny.livejournal.com]

Part 1. The Boarding School - Chapter 1. First Sight

George Maltravers was not made for boarding school. No. He was going to get teased because of his chubbiness, and mocked because of his girly blue eyes and then he would be forced to join the choir and everyone would find his singing voice extremely funny – at least that was what had happened in the old school. That's why he had to transfer in the middle of the term, because of the bullies. But this was a new start, a new beginning. Little did he know that it would also be the beginning.
The school was old, built in the 17th century but then it had been a lot smaller and only for the aristocrats. Today it was a mix of upper middle-class and lower nobles.
George took a deep breath, the corridor was cold, and the dorms was far away from the main building, perfect, just perfect. ”Oh, Mr. Maltravers, this is the first graders B dorm, everyone is away at the moment, at class. Dinner is served in half an hour. Do not be late.”
”No professor. Thank you professor.” George said and opened the door, and tried to slip in with all his luggage, it probably looked ungracefully but at least he got in. He rearranged his coat, it was grey. Not like the school uniform, which was in a rather dull (but still better than grey) blue colour.
He found his bed, it was the only one that wasn't made, it was situated in the corner. He sat down, the bed was hard, but the dorm it self didn't look so bad. It had just 6 beds, and on the opposite wall three large windows spread light across the room. The fireplace was seated just next to the door and above it hung a copy of the ”Last Supper” by the... Davinchi? George really couldn't remember, it wasn't really his thing – art and such, well he liked to sing, occasionally, but that was kind of it. In the middle of the room there was a long wooden table with 6 chairs, all looked equally hard.
He must admit that he was worried about the other students, he wasn't really that good at standing up for himself. Maybe that had been why the bullies, oh what a silly word for something so bad, maybe that's why he was made a target? He started to unpack, neatly folding his things into the coffin at the end of the bed.
He didn't hear the door open, maybe because he was concentrating on making his bed. He was straighting out the blanket when he looked up into a pair of dark eyes. ”Need any help?” the owner of the eyes asked.
”Uh, yes please.” George said, and tried to smile. Soon the bed was fit for inspection. ”Do they drop coins here too?”
”Sometimes.” the other boy said. ”Oh, sorry, I am Charles.” The boy named Charles was tall, and he had black hair, it was messy and looked like it needed a good comb. ”Charles Stuart.” He reached out his hand and George shook it.
”George Maltravers.” he said.
”Nice to meet you!” Charles smiled, his smile was utterly wonderful, so bright and warm and happy. ”Just coming back to leave my books before dinner. Heading back to the canteen, want me to show the way?”
”Yes please, would be great. It's a big school.”
The other boy laughed. ”Well it isn't that big.”
”How long have you been here?”
”Two years now, since I was 11.” He said. Charles looked like a person you should stick to. ”Where do you come from?” he asked.
Charles looked back at him, opened the door. ”London.” George followed him, out into the cold autumn.
George looked at him, he was right next to him and had his cheeks was slightly red, and George thought that he must look the same himself. ”Isn't that very far away from here?”
”Not further away than Sussex.” Charles smiled again.
Georges blushed. ”Is it that obvious.” He really hated his accent, and he had tried to conceal it, but sometimes it slipped through. His father said he would grow away when he grew up.
”No, not really. Either way I think it sounds... amazing.” George smiled, for some reason it was nice to know that Charles liked his accent.

one-sided Nelson/Hardy one-sided Beatty/Hardy lust, revenge

[(Anonymous)]

So this wonderful fill: http://hhanon.livejournal.com/574.html?thread=2078014#t2078014 convinced me that Dr. Beatty shoved Nelson's corpse into the brandy as a passive-aggressive move since Hardy loved Nelson and Nelson never returned Hardy's affection while Dr. Beatty could never get Hardy to look at him.

In short: Beatty wanted Hardy; Hardy wanted Nelson. It's a love mess where no one got to be together. Beatty hated Nelson for ignoring/hurting Hardy.

Re: one-sided Nelson/Hardy one-sided Beatty/Hardy lust, revenge

[(Anonymous)]

Saldksjldkj I'm just going to blush over here about your comment and also want this mess of unrequited love to be filled.

Don't mind me :D

Unprompted: Ben/Jim . Wedding Reunion. NC-17

[balinese-baby.livejournal.com]

Wedding Reunion.

Gasping, Jim dropped his head down between his upper arms and panted for a moment, his eyelashes brushing against his pink cheeks as he closed his eyes, the top of his head coming to rest on top of his clenched hands. Pressed against his back, Ben paused, dragging warm air into his aching chest, needing a few seconds respite before he returned to fucking Jim into the mattress of his bed. Opening his eyes, Jim stared down towards where his knees where braced, digging into the crisp, clean white cotton sheet that covered an extremely well upholstered mattress. Gazing down he took in the hairy chest that led down to a slightly podgy belly. Beneath this hung his cock and balls, the cock bobbing up and down against said belly while the balls swayed back and forth due to the way his body was rocked by the thrusts of the man covering him.

Having regained his strength, Ben reared back onto his knees and grabbed hold of the pale hips, his fingers digging in, certain of leaving bruises to show how passionate his desire to have Jim had been. Feeling his balls start to tighten, he started to ride him hard, his hips slapping against the firm ass, Jim’s vocal response triggering a deep seated reaction. His thrusts getting faster, harder, more urgent with each quivering note. Finally he came, his hips pressed flush against Jim’s, their sweat soaked skin gluing them together as he spent himself deep inside the intensely tight heat, Jim’s’ song reaching a crescendo that would satisfy a soprano.

Collapsing exhausted over his back, Ben closed his eyes, his lips moving over sweat slicked skin, tasting their shared passion, his tongue dragging up to latch on at the base of the neck, now biting gently, marking his love once again. Underneath him, Jim began to shiver, his body now beginning to cool down as both passion and a breeze from the open window cooled him down. Feeling that, Ben rolled off of him, coming to rest on his back before he pulled the covers up, drawing them over both of their naked bodies, cuddling Jim close against him, a happy smile lighting up his face as they let the music from the wedding disco that had covered up the sounds of their reunion now ease them into sleep.

Re: Unprompted: Ben/Jim . Wedding Reunion. NC-17

[(Anonymous)]

Hnnng, oh god, this was amazing! Just... oh, so great!!

Hardy/Nelson, "By God, I'll not lose Hardy"

[(Anonymous)]

When browsing Hardy's wiki article for something unrelated I came across this gem:

"With two enemy ships pursuing him, Cockburn ordered more sail. During this operation, a topman fell overboard. The ship hove to and a boat with Hardy in it was lowered to search for the missing mariner. As the enemy ships were closing fast, Cockburn thought it prudent to withdraw, but Nelson overruled him crying "By God, I'll not lose Hardy, back that mizzen topsail!" This confused the Spaniards who checked their own progress, allowing Hardy to return to his ship and make good his escape."

...So, yes. Something on that? :DD

Re: Hardy/Nelson, "By God, I'll not lose Hardy"

[(Anonymous)]

...

Between COCKBURN *snickers*, the quote, and the confused Spanish forces letting Hardy return...

...

I love history - it practically does the work for us.

So SECONDED!! :D

[RPF] Jim/Other singing the other to sleep - fluff, snuggles, affection

[(Anonymous)]

(I prefer the other is Simon, Lawry, or Larry.)

Jim's boyfriend has trouble sleeping - nightmare, illness, caffeine, what have you - so Jim sings him to sleep.

I need some snuggly fic; if the reason his boyfriend can't sleep is vaguely angsty that's fine - I just need Jim to snuggle his boyfriend and reassure him at the end.

CROSSOVER: Star Trek Voyager!!!

[(Anonymous)]

Because I am a (maybe not so secret) Trekkie... But yeah, anyone and everyone on Voyager!!

Be it Janeway accidentally ending up with the cast on her ship because of Time Sewer malfunctions, or Charles trying to get Tuvok to laugh. Maybe the historical paramedics confuse the Doctor with their addiction to honey?

I'm so sorry for this XD (But you have to wonder what Charles WOULD do with a holodeck...)

Sotherby/Charles II, android!Sotherby

[(Anonymous)]

So: basically Sothers has always been an android. He hasn't always been aware of this, always thought he was a perfectly normal dude, but one day something happens and he realizes that, yes, he isn't actually human. And he's freaked out at this, a little, but Charles thinks that it's so cool and so he slowly learns to deal with it - yay!

...Except there's a problem. Because androids don't die. And so Sotherby also slowly becomes aware of another thing - he'll keep going on in exactly the same way as everybody he loves withers around him. He'll have to live forever as everybody else grows old and eventually dies.

So: what does he do? Does he find a way to deactivate himself after Charles' death? Does he carry on living despite the pain and lives to see Charlie's descendants come to the throne? Or does he do something completely different from either?

I dunno, I just thought that angsty android!Sothers would be fun.

Re: Sotherby/Charles II, android!Sotherby

[(Anonymous)]

I went from loving this, to hating this, to needing this all in the space of about three seconds. So seconded!!

Nelson/Blakbeard chains, bondage, D/s switching, snarking

[(Anonymous)]

Why is there no Blackbeard on this meme??

Somehow, Nelson ends up capturing Blackbeard and tries to interrogate him. Of course, it's Blackbeard so everything is a little bit harder. ;D

[RPF] Ben/Simon role playing - AlexandertheGreat!Simon/Hephaestion!Ben worship, affection, bondage

[(Anonymous)]

Although they are in a relationship, Simon has always felt uncomfortable with role play. Ben really wants it, but after several attempts it looks like it can't happen - until Ben realizes the way to get Simon to do it is to guide him through it slowly. Using his own experience portraying Alexander, Ben gets Simon's rougher side to peak out while affectionatly showing him how to do it.

Oliver Cromwell/Roundhead!Ben/Roundhead!Simon threesomes, spanking, rough sex, D/s, DP, oral

[(Anonymous)]

http://textsfromhistory.tumblr.com/post/9290294413#postNotes

This shot just made me go "...dang," after all, one of the most popular OTPs is Cromwell/Charles I and Cavalier Ben/Simon is so sweet/angst filled.

Carry on.

(Ok, god my brain is FRIED!!)

(Mods, please use this to replace http://hhanon.livejournal.com/3552.html?thread=2114784#t2114784)

[Crossover - Dave Shakespeare] William+Dave brotherly bickering, adventures

[(Anonymous)]

A new series is in the works with the basic set up being two men try to bring William Shakespeare to 21st century London via a time machine; they end up bringing Dave Shakespeare, Will's drunken/slightly mad brother, to the present instead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE2stvwtpF8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bBNIWfdmEM&feature=related

I need some brotherly bickering/snark/adventures involving the two with both complaining about each other.

Please let them run into other historical people/characters with Dave embarrassing Will in front of them, possibly by Dave flirting with them.

Historical Pet Shop Saleswoman/Caligula hurt/comfort, snuggly sex

[(Anonymous)]

Please, someone figure out where my brain comes up with these ideas??

She's ready to throw the next historical person out of the shop without a chance to horrify her again.

Enter Caligula who asks if he looks like a goat.

She is quite confused and ready to rant when he breaks down, sobbing about how everyone hates him and wants him dead.

She takes pity on him and reassures him he does not look that much like a goat then snuggles him.

It escalated from there, preferably with her topping.

Beau Brummel/George IV

[(Anonymous)]

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lul4lzrACR1qlf4uwo1_500.png

...Anything surrounding that. ;;

Edwardian!Larry/Other "The Lady with a Frog" incident

[(Anonymous)]

The end of "Historical Pet Shop Edwardians" goes something like this:

2nd Baron Rothschild: Why I have ever been so insulted by a lady with a frog in my life!

Historical Pet Shop Saleswoman: Get out.

Edwardian!Larry:*whispers* I have once.

Tell us Edwardian!Larry's story.

Re: Edwardian!Larry/Other "The Lady with a Frog" incident

[(Anonymous)]

Ah yes :) I've been wondering about that.

Seconded!

LordOfTheManor!Simon/Dr.De'ath/Dr.Do'om bribery, bondage, inappropriate scyth usage

[(Anonymous)]

LordOfTheManor!Simon manages to get himself hurt while trying to tend his own lands post-"Peasant's Plague" sketch; he visits our beloved death merchants who are ready to drag him to the afterlife until he begs them to 'spare' him. ;)

[RPF] Simon/Other messy eating, licking

[(Anonymous)]

Simon is a messy eater; his boyfriend gets distracted by the food on Simon's face so his only outlet is to lick it off. Things escalate.

:D

I prefer Jim, Larry, or Lawry for the other.

Willbond!General/Soldier!Simon

[(Anonymous)]

Based on this picture: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lum5pw3Aen1qlf4uwo1_500.jpg

Simon!soldier loves his general, he does - but he also wants to shag his way across Europe while he still can... Surprisingly Willbond!General is remarkably alright with this.

Yeah, I know. I'm judging myself a little to be honest.

Re: Willbond!General/Soldier!Simon

[(Anonymous)]

If you're judging yourself, I need to do a walk of shame - I want Soldier!Simon/Kommandant Klinnsman even through its different wars.

*sits in shame corner*

Richard III/Henry VIII D/s spanking, verbal abuse, riding crops, bootlicking, hair pulling

[(Anonymous)]

After the Ruthless Rulers song, Richard III comes up to Henry VIII demanding an apology. Henry scoffs and laughs at Richard, until Richard hits him and yells at him. Used to being feared and obeyed unquestionably, Henry gets turned on by the much smaller Richard standing up to him. Richard decides to use this to his advantage.

[RPF] Simon/Lawry, phone!sex

[(Anonymous)]

...Yep. Because more phone!sex is always needed. :DD

Re: [RPF] Simon/Lawry, phone!sex

[(Anonymous)]

*fist pump, cheers* YES! Especially with these two! :DDDD

[RPF] Ben/Simon Cricket vs. Golf - sex in sports outfits/on sports fields/with sports equipment

[(Anonymous)]

We all know Ben loves cricket; based on his role in "Golf Wars" and his co-authorship of "The Phantom of the Open" I have to conclude that Simon loves golf.

Now, that their dating, they try to teach each other their favorite sport with predictable results - arguments, frustration getting turned on seeing each other in sports gear, having sex in locker rooms, on fields, golf carts, and so on.

Nelson/Blackbeard chains, bondage, D/s switching, snarking

[(Anonymous)]

Why is there no Blackbeard on this meme??

Somehow, Nelson ends up capturing Blackbeard and tries to interrogate him. Of course, it's Blackbeard so everything is a little bit harder. ;D

(Please use this to replace http://hhanon.livejournal.com/3552.html?thread=2142688#t2142688 - that spelling error is driving me crazy. I hate my keyboard right now.)

[RPF] Jim/ Simon, Lawry, or Larry (pair up the other two) dirty talk, public sex, voyeurism

[(Anonymous)]

In the first post we decided Jim would take you out to a nice restaurant then do filthy things to you under the table.

Now, how about another couple from the cast goes on a double date with Jim and his date; Jim refuses to behave and the other couple gets ridiculously turned on by Jim's partner desperately trying to keep it under control.

Maybe offering sarcastic commentary? ;D XD

Farnwick/Howaby, Howin/Lewick, Rickwick/Hoard - I don't care; just pair up the other two as well for the double date.

[RPF] AU HelicopterPilot!Simon/Reporter!+HelicopterEnthusist!Larry flirting, sex while in flight

[(Anonymous)]

Larry is a reporter for a dubious newspaper who loves helicopters; when he gets an assignment to look for a mythical creature in the isolated woods he jumps at the chance to fly in a helicopter repeatedly on the paper's dime.

He just wasn't expecting a pilot like this - rough, funny, with masses of blond curls and pretty grey-green eyes.

Simon is a failed comedian who has had to find a job as a helicopter pilot to supplement his income.

Seeing this twinkle eyed reporter determined not to fail warms his heart, even though he scoffs at the idea of the mythical creature Larry is looking for really existing.

The UST builds each flight until they have sex mid-flight while Simon is piloting.

Have the rest of the cast show up as co-workers, bosses, best friends and the like.