Round 3 - Return of the Meme
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hhanonRound 3 - Return of the Meme
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Prompting Rules
- One prompt per comment.
- Please follow the correct format (see below).
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- Multiple fills of the same prompt by different author!anons are allowed.
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- Prompts for projects other than Horrible Histories (ie. Spy, Gavin and Stacy, Rev, St. Trinian's, the O2 adverts etc., and RPF involving actors from those projects should be posted at the What? They've acted in other things?! post.
Format of Prompts
- Put [RPF] before RPF prompts.
- For crossover prompts: "[Crossover], HH Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]"
- Anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other."
- Put [GEN] before GEN prompts, just so you don't get unwanted shipping.
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- To make the archiving job easier, please drop a link to your fill/unprompted fic here at the fills post.
- Nothing here you fancy filling? Take a look at the unfilled prompts archived here or at Round 1 or Round 2.
That's nearly the end of the storia, for onto the scene comes our much loved meme: HAIL TO THE QUEEN OF PROMPTIA.
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JJ Merlin, modern AU
Date: 2011-12-10 03:34 pm (UTC)Beatty/Nelson/Hardy
Date: 2011-12-10 03:35 pm (UTC)[RPF] Larry/Ben + Others
Date: 2011-12-10 03:36 pm (UTC)Re: [RPF] Larry/Ben + Others
Date: 2011-12-15 10:51 pm (UTC)[RPF] Simon/Martha/Larry/Ben/Jim/Mat
Date: 2011-12-10 03:36 pm (UTC)[RPF] Martha/Ben/Mat
Date: 2011-12-10 03:37 pm (UTC)Re: [RPF] Martha/Ben/Mat
Date: 2011-12-12 05:33 pm (UTC)Re: [RPF] Martha/Ben/Mat
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-15 10:51 pm (UTC) - Expand[RPF] Jim/Other
Date: 2011-12-10 04:00 pm (UTC)Re: [RPF] Jim/Other
Date: 2011-12-10 11:08 pm (UTC)Re: [RPF] Jim/Other
From:Boudicca/Celtic!Jim/Celtic!Mat/Celtic!Ben D!Boudicca
Date: 2011-12-10 04:13 pm (UTC)Consensual please!! Maybe they love pleasing their queen and she loves having the power to leave them quacking with need?
(Please delete http://hhanon.livejournal.com/3552.html?thread=2518496#t2518496 and replace with this!)
Hardy/Nelson, forehead kisses
Date: 2011-12-10 04:27 pm (UTC)It's my favourite pairing, after all~!
[RPF] Lawry/Simon, Shower!sex
Date: 2011-12-10 04:29 pm (UTC)Lawry’s hair looks amazing when it’s wet, so Simon really can’t be blamed for initiating all the shower!sex.
Re: [RPF] Lawry/Simon, Shower!sex
Date: 2011-12-10 04:58 pm (UTC)Hmmm, not sure if I should fill it or leave it to someone else.
[RPF] Jim/Mat, eloping
Date: 2011-12-10 04:29 pm (UTC)[RPF] Larry/Jim
Date: 2011-12-10 04:31 pm (UTC)Re: [RPF] Larry/Jim
Date: 2011-12-10 07:40 pm (UTC)Re: [RPF] Larry/Jim
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-11 08:41 pm (UTC) - ExpandRe: [RPF] Larry/Jim
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-11 08:45 pm (UTC) - ExpandRPF - Mat in shorts
Date: 2011-12-10 04:39 pm (UTC)Just because his legs. And chest. And arms. And his everything.
I don't mind what; beach trip? Cast rendition of Rock Horror? Someone deciding he should reenact that Spy scene?
Fill Alexander/Hephaestion baby - total 100% fluff 1/1
Date: 2011-12-10 08:09 pm (UTC)“waaaaah”
“oh Hades no”
“weeeeeh”
“alex it’s your turn to get up”
Alexander rolled over and buried his head in the pillow
“no it’s not heph”
“it IS, I got up last time AND the time before that AND the time before that and the time...”
“alright, alright” huffed Alexander, “i’m getting up”
Yawning he pulled his chiton over his head and tip toed into the adjoining room of the palace where his son lay, tiny fists waving in the air, fat legs kicking crossly and a general look of “I WANT” on his face
“sshhhhhh” said Alexander
The blue eyes, so like his own stared back at him and then little Alexander paused, took a deep breath and
“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH”
Alexander sighed. How was it that he, conqueror of the known world, was defeated by a small baby? Little Alexander had been fed and changed not an hour before so he didn’t need either of those things.
“ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
“sshhhhhhh little one you’ll wake up the whole palace” said Alexander rocking the cradle in an ineffectual attempt to sooth his son and heir, but he was having none of it
“weeeehhhh” he wailed “waaaaaaaahh”
Alexander reached into the cradle, his big battered hands gentle as he lifted his tiny son up and put him against his shoulder. Immediately little Alexander curled into him, his cries ceasing almost immediately.
No-one could ever doubt you are my son thought Alexander, rocking his child against him. So determined to have what you want and not be quiet until you get it.
He walked to the window and looked out surveying his capital city
“one day” he whispered “one day, little Prince all that you see will be yours, everywhere touched by the shadow of the moon and beyond, far far distant lands that I will conquer for you little one.
“Alexander?”
Hephaestion came and stood next to him stroking the downy head of little Alexander, who seeing Hephaestion gurgled and clutched his finger in his hand
“is he alright?”
“yes he’s fine” said Alexander looking down as his son yawned sleepily
“I'll try and put him back in his cradle”
They crossed the room and Alexander carefully lay his son down, stroking his soft cheek
“sleep my son” he said “and go to the land of dreams” and first he, then Hephaestion, gently kissed him good night.
Re: Fill Alexander/Hephaestion baby - total 100% fluff 1/1
Date: 2011-12-10 11:56 pm (UTC)JDKAKSKDJNWJS YOU WROTE THIS TOO AND IT IS JUST AMAZING AND AWW SO CUTE!!!!
You make me melt with squee :D
Re: Fill Alexander/Hephaestion baby - total 100% fluff 1/1
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-11 03:16 pm (UTC) - ExpandCromwell(/Any) + Everyone, Christmas
Date: 2011-12-10 08:36 pm (UTC)[RPF] Ben/Larry Focusing on the class-difference, possibly AU
Date: 2011-12-10 10:52 pm (UTC)Ben is from a upperclass family, he knows his manners, he knows how to hunt for foxes and he knows how to behave.
Now, I didn't want to write "My Fair Lady", but... that is sort of what I want. Ben trying to change Larry so that he will fit into the Willbond family, but then realising that this is not the Larry that he fell in love with and... all the american cheesiness.
I will also marry you if you have butlers, mansions and christmas trees involved. (If you don't want to marry me, I can bake you stuff instead! :D)
[RPF] Jim's Sister + SImon's Sister setting up their brothers
Date: 2011-12-10 11:40 pm (UTC)So, one day the sisters run into each other and after talking realize their brothers are co-workers. They start emailing and all that, then realize their brothers have crushes on each other. When confronted both Jim and Simon basically say, "No! He's in love with (insert other cast member of your choice)!"
Can their sisters knock their brothers' heads together and get them to date?
[RPF] Ben/Mat., AU.
Date: 2011-12-11 12:33 am (UTC)Why exactly is up to you. It can be a 'be with me forever' thing or it can be something else - in which case, it doesn't even have to be particularly slashy.
Re: [RPF] Ben/Mat., AU.
Date: 2011-12-11 09:11 am (UTC)Lemme find it and I can post it up in a little bit :D YAAAYYYY VAMPIRES!
FILL: [RPF] Ben/Mat., AU. (1/2)
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-11 07:13 pm (UTC) - ExpandOP.
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-11 08:00 pm (UTC) - ExpandRe: OP.
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-12 04:19 pm (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: [RPF] Ben/Mat., AU. (1/2)
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-11 09:12 pm (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: [RPF] Ben/Mat., AU. (1/2)
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-12 04:23 pm (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: [RPF] Ben/Mat., AU. (1/2)
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-11 09:23 pm (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: [RPF] Ben/Mat., AU. (1/2)
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-12 04:20 pm (UTC) - ExpandFILL: [RPF] Ben/Mat., AU. (2a/2)
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-14 06:53 pm (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: [RPF] Ben/Mat., AU. (2b/2)
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-14 06:57 pm (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: [RPF] Ben/Mat., AU. (2b/2)
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-14 08:47 pm (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: [RPF] Ben/Mat., AU. (2b/2)
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-15 07:21 am (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: [RPF] Ben/Mat., AU. (2b/2)
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-16 05:35 am (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: [RPF] Ben/Mat., AU. (2b/2)
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-16 09:50 am (UTC) - ExpandOP
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-15 12:22 am (UTC) - ExpandRe: OP
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-15 07:19 am (UTC) - Expandone sided Walpole/George II angst; unrequited past Walpole/George I
Date: 2011-12-11 04:55 am (UTC)Re: one sided Walpole/George II angst; unrequited past Walpole/George I
Date: 2011-12-11 02:56 pm (UTC)Seconded so much.
More/Shakespeare D!More; voice kink
Date: 2011-12-11 09:26 am (UTC)Marc Antony/Julius Caesar, footjob
Date: 2011-12-11 03:07 pm (UTC)Hardy/Beatty/Nelson
Date: 2011-12-11 03:07 pm (UTC)FILL: "Adjustment", Hardy/Beatty, Angst, PG-13 (Warning, previous death) 1/4
Date: 2011-12-14 05:32 pm (UTC)It's always been big - it had to be, when he tended to hog all the covers, and Hardy snored and kicked in his sleep, and - and -
But it's never been this big.
The wind grows louder, the covers shifting on the bed with the movement of the ship – still rumpled from this morning.
He curls up in Hardy's chair, uncaring of the look he'll probably give when he leaves the Captain's meeting, and looks at the bed, trying to work out when it got so huge.
The door opens and Hardy enters, raising an eyebrow at Beatty.
Beatty raises his in reply, falls into the comfortable back-and-forth he and Hardy has, all thre - all -
He shakes himself, a crack appearing in his heart, and looks up at Hardy.
"Any news on the storm?"
Hardy sighs as he removes his jacket, sitting heavily in Beatty's chair.
"It'll be here soon, but there's nothing more we can do apart from sit tight and wait it out. How are the men?"
"Same - nothing more I can do I'm afraid, we've just got to wait till morning."
They sit in silence.
The wind howls louder.
Beatty's sure that the bed must have been changed at some point. There's no way it was that big before.
"I'm sorry about Andrew," Hardy says, and Beatty snorts, hugging his knees.
"He was defiant to the last," he replies with a smile (another crack appearing as he remembers) and Hardy smiles at that - thin, but a smile nonetheless.
"Sounds like -" his breath catches and for a moment Beatty doesn't want him to finish that sentence, "like everyone on board," he says, and Beatty wants to sob in relief.
"True."
"Except for the loblolly boy," he adds, and they both laugh at that, the cabin ringing with the noise.
"... Where are you sleeping tonight?" Hardy asks.
Re: FILL: "Adjustment", Hardy/Beatty, Angst, PG-13 (Warning, previous death) 2/3
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-14 05:33 pm (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: "Adjustment", Hardy/Beatty, Angst, PG-13 (Warning, previous death) 3/3
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-14 05:33 pm (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: "Adjustment", Hardy/Beatty, Angst, PG-13 (Warning, previous death) 3/3
From:Re: FILL: "Adjustment", Hardy/Beatty, Angst, PG-13 (Warning, previous death) 3/3
From:OP
From:Re: OP
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-15 03:41 am (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: "Adjustment", Hardy/Beatty, Angst, PG-13 (Warning, previous death) 3/3
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-15 05:44 am (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: "Adjustment", Hardy/Beatty, Angst, PG-13 (Warning, previous death) 3/3
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-15 02:19 pm (UTC) - ExpandDick Turpin/James Smith, Frottage
Date: 2011-12-11 03:08 pm (UTC)[RPF] Martha/Ben, handjobs
Date: 2011-12-11 03:08 pm (UTC)[RPF] Ben/Larry/Mat
Date: 2011-12-11 03:09 pm (UTC)[RPF] Jim/Martha + her dog fluff
Date: 2011-12-11 03:53 pm (UTC)