Round 3 - Return of the Meme
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hhanonRound 3 - Return of the Meme
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Prompting Rules
- One prompt per comment.
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Format of Prompts
- Put [RPF] before RPF prompts.
- For crossover prompts: "[Crossover], HH Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]"
- Anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other."
- Put [GEN] before GEN prompts, just so you don't get unwanted shipping.
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- Nothing here you fancy filling? Take a look at the unfilled prompts archived here or at Round 1 or Round 2.
That's nearly the end of the storia, for onto the scene comes our much loved meme: HAIL TO THE QUEEN OF PROMPTIA.
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Earl of Sandwich/Baron of Sausage strip poker, table sex
Date: 2011-11-21 02:53 am (UTC)Viking!Ben/EriktheViking!Simon word-play, voice-kink
Date: 2011-11-21 03:04 am (UTC)Viking!Ben eventually gets used to EriktheViking!Simon's poetry.
Re: Viking!Ben/EriktheViking!Simon word-play, voice-kink
Date: 2011-11-21 10:21 am (UTC)Re: Viking!Ben/EriktheViking!Simon word-play, voice-kink
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-30 02:07 am (UTC) - Expand[RPF] Jim/Lawry
Date: 2011-11-21 03:34 am (UTC)[RPF] Other/Other "...er Mum, Dad, this is my boyfriend?"
Date: 2011-11-21 05:17 am (UTC)(Some combination of Jim, Simon, Lawry, and Larry preferred.)
[RPF] The girls are shippers!!! :D
Date: 2011-11-21 05:32 am (UTC)Re: [RPF] The girls are shippers!!! :D
RPF - Mat/ Others - Swimming
Date: 2011-11-21 08:13 am (UTC)On the way someone is feeling them what a fantastic swimmer they are so Mat decides to challenge them, but what they don't know is Mat's been training since he was *thiiiiis* big, and is super speedy!
So a huge race and whatever happens afterwards! Jim and Simon getting snugly in the shallow end? Larry dive bombing from the highest diving board? I don't mind, just have fun :D
[GEN] Richard III + Elizabeth I + Charles II, as teenagers
Date: 2011-11-21 11:12 am (UTC)These three monarchs all had a pretty crap time in their teens and early twenties. All three could have ended up dead if circumstances were a little different. I'd like to see these three being BAMFs, as they were separately IRL, and maybe getting the chance to enjoy themselves a little bit as well. Use whatever methods you like to bring them together, whether it's modern AU, time sewers, Hogwarts AU... anything that means these three can run around being awesome.
Bonus points if you can reference the Wars of the Roses by having Liz try to beat Richie up when they first meet (or something equally hilarious).
FILL: The Start of Something Magical, Richard III + Elizabeth I + Charles II, PG, Hogwarts AU
Date: 2011-12-18 10:16 pm (UTC)--
The first time he meets his two best friends in the whole wide world (a little dramatic, perhaps, but he’s always been one for big statements) he has to pull one away from strangling the other.
“Look,” he huffs, bodily dragging her (and that is an effort. Because for a reasonably short eleven year old, shorter than him at any rate, she has an alarming amount of strength) from the cowering boy in the corner, “I’m just saying that strangulation isn’t the best greeting.”
“Why not?” Lizzie, as he vaguely remembers from the sorting ceremony, spits - still writhing with her nails extended towards Richard’s eyes.
“…Because you could kill him?”
“He deserves it.”
…Right.
“I don’t!” The boy, he wants to go with Richard, whimpers from his corner, poking his head up and staring with incredibly desperate eyes, “I’m a nice guy, I swear!”
“He’s evil-“
He gives the boy, probably Richie, a long stare – just to see if continued scrutiny will make him turn into a snake or start performing the dark arts or even pull up his long sleeves to reveal the unmistakable brand of a death eater… “He appears to be a Hufflepuff.”
“You see? That definitely proves that he’s-! …Pardon?”
“A Hufflepuff,” he repeats mildly, waiting for a second before releasing the now gawping Lizzie, “not an evil genius from Ravenclaw. Not a bold slaughterer from Gryffindor. Not even a hissing dark lord in waiting from Slytherin, though my dad was a Slytherin and so I’m inclined to say that that view is deeply outdated anyway. He’s a Hufflepuff.”
…A long pause.
Lizzie is staring, as Richard finally uncoils from his corner and lets out a remarkably timid sniff.
“...But he’s a Black,” she finally says, with an expression of confusion so open that he forgives her a little just for that, “they’re all completely and utterly evil, everybody knows that.”
He considers that for a second, still as balanced as ever “…Well, judging by his name and his house I think he’s from one of the less completely and utterly evil branches, don’t you?”
“…I-“
“My grandmother almost disowned my father when he refused to name me after the stars,” Richard gives quietly, with another shy sniff as he slowly rises to his feet “…Has disowned me now, actually. All my older siblings were Slytherins, I’m the first Hufflepuff that’s ever been in the family.”
…A longer pause.
“Oh,” Lizzie murmurs, slowly shutting her mouth and looking down at her feet “…Sorry about that, then.”
“It’s alright.”
“Wasn’t very nice of me.”
“I’ve had worse.”
“…Really?” He has to ask, a little disgusted at the world as Richard blushes bright red and looks down at his feet.
“Well… My cousins were and are always rather violent people, I’m afraid. And mother did always insist on me playing with Edmund and Margaret and Edward and all of them.”
An even longer pause.
Lizzie is looking almost angry now, it quite suits her, “do they go to this school?”
“…Yes? Edmund and Margaret a few years above, Edward in the same year as us.”
“Want me to beat them up for you?”
“Lizzie,” he admonishes… But may already be grinning, and probably already has that light in his eyes that his siblings always groan about when he sees an adventure right in front of him, “we could probably catch them in the dungeons, if we were quick and picked the right time of day.”
And Richard stares between them, with terribly wide eyes… And laughs.
And so a wonderful friendship is born, one entirely capable of surviving both he and Lizzie getting detention for miraculously hexing the arrogant Edward the moment he tries to lay a finger on poor Richie again (it’s worth it, after all, Richie manages to bring them ice-cream afterwards).
Re: FILL: The Start of Something Magical, Richard III + Elizabeth I + Charles II, PG, Hogwarts AU
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-19 12:51 pm (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: The Start of Something Magical, Richard III + Elizabeth I + Charles II, PG, Hogwarts AU
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-19 02:05 pm (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: The Start of Something Magical, Richard III + Elizabeth I + Charles II, PG, Hogwarts AU
From:OP here, flailing like a good'un
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-19 08:24 pm (UTC) - ExpandPrincess Diaries AU
Date: 2011-11-21 01:27 pm (UTC)Let's have that for some of our favourite monarchs! Like Elizabeth I, who doesn't mind the makeover but hates all the etiquette! Or Richard III, who hates all the gossip surrounding being a prince! Or Charles II, who never got the hang of acting proper and demure! Or George I, who never learned how not to be socially awkward!
Re: Princess Diaries AU
Date: 2011-11-21 04:41 pm (UTC)(I kind of want a George I version though because aww)
Re: Princess Diaries AU
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-22 03:28 am (UTC) - ExpandRe: Princess Diaries AU
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-22 12:22 am (UTC) - Expand[RPF] Jim/Simon/Lawry/Larry fluff
Date: 2011-11-21 06:16 pm (UTC)Robert Walpole/Richard III fluff,crushes, flustered Walpole
Date: 2011-11-21 06:26 pm (UTC)We need more Walpole losing his cool exterior because any character Simon plays getting flustered is HOT!
Re: Robert Walpole/Richard III fluff,crushes, flustered Walpole
Date: 2011-11-22 06:02 am (UTC)[RPF] Larry and Beau bodyswap (/ Jim or George IV?)
Date: 2011-11-21 06:50 pm (UTC)Unprompted: [RPF] Simon/Jim Playing Dress Up. NC-17
Date: 2011-11-21 07:26 pm (UTC)Jim stared at the new outfit Simon had given him, When he had suggested that they played teacher and pupil, he had expected shorts and a cap, not a skirt and knee high socks. He knew that this game would take place in the study, Simon’s favourite place for games. Carefully he dressed himself, first pulling on a pair of navy blue gym knickers, then a white blouse and a short grey skirt that fell to just above his knees. White knee length socks, a pair of plimsolls, and a red and black striped tie followed this. The final item was a blond wig with bunches. Looking in the mirror, James moaned, who did Simon think he was, Britney Spears or something?
Having checked his clothes, he sent the expected text message, and was surprised when he was sent an immediate reply, it seemed that Simon was eager for this game. Arriving in front of the study door, he nervously straightened his tie, before knocking on the door. Like in every game they played, he was called to enter, which he did immediately, closing the door behind him.
Simon was stood by the window, gazing out over the back garden, his back to Jim. He was wearing a long black old fashioned teacher’s gown and a mortar board, underneath he had on a severe dark grey suit, looking every bit the public school teacher. Jim stopped by the desk and coughed softly. Simon spoke, still not looking at him, “You’ve been sent to me again Miss Howick, what have you done for me to enjoy your company this time?” Jim stared down at his feet and remained silent. “Miss Howick, You’ve been flippant to your tutor again haven’t you!” Again Jim stayed quiet. So now you’ve been sent to me for punishment.
Simon moved quickly away from the window and went to sit down in the armchair, beckoning for Jim to come towards him. As soon as he reached him, Simon grabbed Jim’s wrist and pulled him down over his lap, lifting his skirt up to his waist, before he yanked the navy blue knickers down to his knees.
Then he proceeded to smack his ass, six short, sharp slaps to each cheek.
As he lay across his lap, Jim could feel Simon’s growing excitement and as soon as the final slap fell, he moved, slipping off his lap and on to his knees in front of his ‘head teacher’. Glancing up shyly, he reached out and unzipped Simon’s fly, releasing his hard cock, stroking it firmly before he swallowed the head, sucking and swirling his tongue over it. Before he could get any words out, Jim stood up and stepped out of the knickers, straddling his hips, he felt for his cock, holding it steady with one hand, before pushing himself down, moaning as the hard flesh breeched him.
It only took a few vigorous movements for Simon to come, bathing Jim’s insides with his hot juices, before he dropped his hand to pull at Jim’s own cock, coaxing him to his own orgasm. Lifting his head, Simon placed a gently kiss against Jim’s neck, he loved the games, one day he’d thank Mat for giving him the idea.
[RPF] Larry/Simon shoes, foot-fetish, flirting
Date: 2011-11-21 10:39 pm (UTC)AlexandertheGreat/Caligula angry sex
Date: 2011-11-21 11:23 pm (UTC)ChimneySweepBoss/Dr.JohnSnow class-kink, dirty talk, rough sex
Date: 2011-11-22 12:44 am (UTC)Dr. Snow has someone come to clean his fireplace; he just wasn't expecting a charming Cockney with a special something.
George I/Robert Walpole
Date: 2011-11-22 02:03 am (UTC)George I/Robert Walpole
Date: 2011-11-22 02:04 am (UTC)And then he falls in love along the way.
[RPF] Lawry/Larry, lazy afternoons in bed
Date: 2011-11-22 02:12 am (UTC)Oliver Cromwell/Charles I
Date: 2011-11-22 02:26 am (UTC)Angst, what angst?Re: Oliver Cromwell/Charles I
Date: 2011-11-22 10:08 am (UTC)and I want it ALL:DDShoutyMan/Any
Date: 2011-11-22 02:41 am (UTC)MORE, MORE, MORE!!!
Date: 2011-11-22 03:17 am (UTC)[RPF] Larry/Ben, blow jobs.
Date: 2011-11-22 03:22 am (UTC)[RPF] Jim/Simon, mile high club
Date: 2011-11-22 03:25 am (UTC)Re: [RPF] Jim/Simon, mile high club
Date: 2011-11-22 03:58 am (UTC)FILL: [RPF] Jim/Simon, mile high club 1/2
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-22 04:22 am (UTC) - ExpandFILL: [RPF] Jim/Simon, mile high club 2/2
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-22 04:24 am (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: [RPF] Jim/Simon, mile high club 2/2
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-22 05:56 am (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: [RPF] Jim/Simon, mile high club 2/2
From:OP
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-23 01:45 am (UTC) - Expand[RPF] Jim/Mat, kitchen!sex
Date: 2011-11-22 03:28 am (UTC)[RPF] Jim/Ben, garden!sex
Date: 2011-11-22 03:33 am (UTC)Re: [RPF] Jim/Ben, garden!sex
Date: 2011-11-22 04:49 am (UTC)Seconded.