Round 3 - Return of the Meme
Oct. 31st, 2011 01:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hhanonRound 3 - Return of the Meme
General Rules- Personal attacks and any kind of abusive trolling, hate speech, or bullying are obviously forbidden. Anon comments violating this rule will be deleted, signed in members will be banned.
- If your comment is deleted/screened/frozen and you don't know why, please email the mod at hhanonmeme@gmail.com. (If you notice it happening to your comments and you know they're safe, a quick email for the mod to come and unscreen them would be helpful also).
- Prompt posts will close to new prompts at 3,000 comments.
Prompting Rules
- One prompt per comment.
- Please follow the correct format (see below).
- Include trigger warnings in the subject line. Use your discretion and please be considerate.
- If your prompt is missing something, such as a subject or a warning, repost it in it’s entirety. It is not enough to reply to your own comment with the missing information. The mod will delete the previous duplicate comment.
- Multiple fills of the same prompt by different author!anons are allowed.
- If for any reason you start a fill but feel you can't finish the WIP you've created, and if you're happy to let someone finish it for you, put it up for HH Meme Fostering and Adoption.
- Prompts for projects other than Horrible Histories (ie. Spy, Gavin and Stacy, Rev, St. Trinian's, the O2 adverts etc., and RPF involving actors from those projects should be posted at the What? They've acted in other things?! post.
Format of Prompts
- Put [RPF] before RPF prompts.
- For crossover prompts: "[Crossover], HH Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]"
- Anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other."
- Put [GEN] before GEN prompts, just so you don't get unwanted shipping.
- Use appropriate warnings. I'm trusting you all to know what that means.
- Don't embed any photos, videos or other media.
- Copy and paste links in full; anon comments with active coded links are marked as spam and the mod doesn't switch accounts often enough - it may be a few days before those screened comments are de-screened (see: emailing the mod a heads up if it happens).
- To make the archiving job easier, please drop a link to your fill/unprompted fic here at the fills post.
- Nothing here you fancy filling? Take a look at the unfilled prompts archived here or at Round 1 or Round 2.
That's nearly the end of the storia, for onto the scene comes our much loved meme: HAIL TO THE QUEEN OF PROMPTIA.
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
Re: Unprompted: Blenkinsop/Maltravers - They Owe Us A Life 6b/20
Date: 2011-11-16 06:04 pm (UTC)Albert had been ecstatic. ”It's our first christmas together. We must get a tree!” he said. ”And we must book a restaurant right now...” George just smiled and kissed him.
It turned out that all the tables was booked at their favorite restaurant, so they decided to try and cook the dinner themselves. Albert said that it would be just like making tea.
So while George went out and hunted down a christmas tree, got help from poor boys to carry it to their door, Albert had been shopping all of their food and he whined that the bags were heavy.
”You would make a horrible housewife.” George said while putting in the candles in the tree that he had placed in the rounded alcove. ”Did you get decorations?” He asked and looked at Albert who stood by the door to the dining room and with a rather smug smile on his face.
”Of course I did, old bean. While you have been fighting with a tree, which have been very funny to watch.” He let George kiss him on the cheek. ”I have been tying cakes, sweets and apples to stings... it's harder than I remembered it was.” He said.
The tree looked a bit odd when they where done, to balanced in a way, but Albert said that he liked it that way.
”Do you want mince pie or trifle then?” he asked George between kisses.
”That is a painfully hard decision.” George said and they laughed.
Albert loved when George woke him up with kisses, the lower down the kisses was placed the better. And when he like a child remembered what day it was, Georges kisses around his thighs just became much better.
And that he could moan as loud as he wanted and grasp Georges head when George used his mouth to suck him, call his name when he came was the best christmas gift he ever had. And the silly smile on George's face just made it all better. ”Merry Christmas, Bertie.” he said with a silly voice.
”And what a merry one it is, Georgie.” Albert said in an equally silly voice. They ate breakfast all alone, and they had both tea and coffee.
They dressed up, and went to church. They received lots of food from the neighboring wives (who thought Blenkinsop was the most handsome man they had seen) who thought that they where were going to starve, and when they came home George insisted on helping Albert with the food. ”No, go away, you are horrible at this.”
”I only had brothers.” George said apologetic. ”It's not my fault you grow up in a kitchen.” He kissed his shoulder, through the shirt fabric that was clinging to his body.
They ate a lot, George praised the roast pork. Albert said he had failed at the potatoes, but George insured him that the brusselsprouts and parsnips made up for it. Albert didn't agree, so he covered it in cranberry sauce.
George claimed that he could not move ”I forgot to buy tum-tums.” he said later that same afternoon.
”George, we are twenty, we do not need crackers.” Albert said, his head resting in George's lap. Albert was awfully happy just laying there. He was to tall for the sofa though, but it didn't matter.
After a few more drinks and some more trifle (and mince pies) and licking cream of each other they made their way up to the bedroom, leaving a trail of ties and shirts, and pants. As usual the room was freezing and George made up a fire. ”Like a caveman.” Albert said and hugged him from behind.
”Well, a very manly caveman.”
”And more clever than me.”
Re: Unprompted: Blenkinsop/Maltravers - They Owe Us A Life 6c/20
Date: 2011-11-16 06:08 pm (UTC)”I don't sound that much.” Albert said and laughed as he let himself get pushed down in the bed. George pulled down his underwear, kicked them off from his feet. Albert did the same thing, while looking at his naked George. The glorious naked, rather short and chubby, adorable George. His cock was already hard and Albert wrapped his lips around it, flicked his tongue over the sensitive head. George grunted as Albert took more into his warm, wet mouth. ”Oh dear...” he said and impatiently thrusted into Albert's mouth. Albert sucked more into his mouth and let his hands join in, caressing George's balls, hummed softly and let his tongue lick and touch at just the right places. He hollowed his cheeks, just as he got as far as he could go, and he pulled back again, left George cock slick with saliva. He let his lips slid around it again, bobbed his head up and down until George was fully erected, his cock almost touching his stomach.
They didn't say much, as George fell down into the bed, Albert kissed his back while George reached for the bottle of olive oil. Albert left a trail of kisses all around George's body, gently sucking on his nipple, before he leaned back towards the headboard, positioning himself in a way that George loved, his legs tightly hugged to his sides, his buttocks spread. ”You are so very... spiffing.” he said, Albert only blushed.
George knew how to do this by now, how to slowly press his rough, oily finger into Albert's soft body, and how to hurt him as little as possible. Albert only grunted a little when George moved the finger around, and moaned when the second one was joined, maybe to disguise the slight pain.
George began to suck his cock while stretching him, and did something especially wonderful with his tongue when he joined another finger. ”George, George, stop it.” Albert almost cried after a while, his legs had been threw over George's shoulders. ”I am ready, take me, take me right now.”
George did not have to be told twice. He let go of his lovers cock and slipped out his fingers. Albert clenched to the hand George gave him as George pushed into him. Only half of it first, then, with the encouraging moans from Albert, all the way in. ”God...” George moaned.
And then they fucked. In a frenetic, devious way. Moaning each others names, rocking their hips and thrusting. ”George, I love you.” Albert said. After a while they rolled over, George still inside of him, and Albert began riding him, leaning backwards. George loved watching Albert as he lowered himself up and down, his own cock slid in and out, Albert moaning and lost in the wonderful act. He could watch that for hours. The bed creaked, like it was going to break in any second, but their moans and grunts, and curses drowned the sounds of it. George joined his hand to Albert's cock, started to slowly pump it. Albert cried out his name and leaned forward, but thankfully he didn't come, not just yet. ”God George...” He kissed him and began moving again, and it was marvelous. Albert's cock rubbed against his belly, the friction was wonderful.
”Can I come?” he asked when thrusting into Albert for all he was worth.
”Why are you asking me, please...” Albert kissed him again, but Albert came first, by a unbelievably smart twist of George's hand. He yelled Georges name and clung himself to him. And because of Albert's orgasm, his butt clenching around Georges cock, George came too, his balls tensing and the familiar tickling sensation filled him up as he came. Shooting up his semen into Albert who was still somewhere far away.
Albert smiled, let his body sink down, and slide off of Georges body. They where quiet, a long while. ”Dear god.” George then said. ”That was the best... the best one we ever had.” Albert crawled up to him, clasped his arms around him. He only hummed an answer. They where almost half asleep when Albert suddenly sat up.
”I forgot to buy you a gift!”
George smiled, and with risk of sounding like someone from a cheesy romantic novel, he said: ”You are the greatest gift I could ever have.”
Re: Unprompted: Blenkinsop/Maltravers - They Owe Us A Life 6c/20
Date: 2011-11-16 06:31 pm (UTC)And an awful reminder of just how close Christmas is. ( And so few pressies bought yet.)
Re: Unprompted: Blenkinsop/Maltravers - They Owe Us A Life 6c/20
Date: 2011-11-16 08:12 pm (UTC)*fangirl mode over*
My dear, if you keep writing like this I might just melt of EMOTIONS! They are so darn adorable even while being so dirty XD I love this so much <3 Keep up the amazing work!! :D I cannot wait!
Re: Unprompted: Blenkinsop/Maltravers - They Owe Us A Life 6c/20
Date: 2011-11-17 05:56 pm (UTC)Thank you, thank you my dear sir! I am so happy that you like them and adorable+dirty=best combination ever! :D
The waiting is soon over! I promise!
Re: Unprompted: Blenkinsop/Maltravers - They Owe Us A Life 6c/20
Date: 2011-11-17 05:55 pm (UTC)I love Christmas, and buying gifts, but this year no onw has told me what they want so I am super stressed! Hurr, haven't bought anything at all yet. D: