Round 3 - Return of the Meme
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hhanonRound 3 - Return of the Meme
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Format of Prompts
- Put [RPF] before RPF prompts.
- For crossover prompts: "[Crossover], HH Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]"
- Anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other."
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That's nearly the end of the storia, for onto the scene comes our much loved meme: HAIL TO THE QUEEN OF PROMPTIA.
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Nat/Dracula
Date: 2011-10-31 02:00 pm (UTC)Richard III/ Henry VII AU
Date: 2011-10-31 03:01 pm (UTC)Henry's taken him prisoner, what does he do with Richard?
Following the logic that Mat played both Charles I and II, Ben would be Henry VII.
Re: Richard III/ Henry VII AU
Date: 2011-10-31 05:21 pm (UTC)*Showers you with white roses.*
Fill: The Prisoner. Richard III/ Henry VII AU NC-17 Warning non con at first. 1/?
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From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-01 09:55 pm (UTC) - ExpandFill: The Prisoner. Richard III/ Henry VII AU NC-17 Warning non con at first. 2
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From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-05 01:14 pm (UTC) - ExpandFill: The Prisoner. Richard III/ Henry VII AU NC-17 Warning non con at first. 3
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From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-15 06:16 pm (UTC) - ExpandRe: Fill: The Prisoner. Richard III/ Henry VII AU NC-17 Warning non con at first. 5
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From:[RPF] Jim/Other, bearded Jim
Date: 2011-10-31 03:46 pm (UTC)Re: [RPF] Jim/Other, bearded Jim
Date: 2011-10-31 04:04 pm (UTC)Seconded like whoa!
Re: [RPF] Jim/Other, bearded Jim
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-18 05:54 pm (UTC) - Expand[GEN] Charles II + James II + Henrietta of England + all other kids of Charles I
Date: 2011-10-31 03:51 pm (UTC)[RPF] Other/Other, desk sex
Date: 2011-10-31 03:52 pm (UTC)George I/Robert Walpole, desk sex
Date: 2011-10-31 03:53 pm (UTC)Charles I/Oliver Cromwell, roadtrip AU
Date: 2011-10-31 03:54 pm (UTC)Charles I/Oliver Cromwell
Date: 2011-10-31 03:55 pm (UTC)...Yep.
Other/Other, playing with hair
Date: 2011-10-31 03:56 pm (UTC)Re: Other/Other, playing with hair
Date: 2011-11-01 07:07 am (UTC)Other/Other, Grease AU
Date: 2011-10-31 03:58 pm (UTC)Re: Other/Other, Grease AU
Date: 2011-10-31 06:11 pm (UTC)Re: Other/Other, Grease AU
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-10-31 06:16 pm (UTC) - ExpandRe: Other/Other, Grease AU
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-01 07:13 am (UTC) - Expand[RPF] Mat/Ben, strip poker
Date: 2011-10-31 03:59 pm (UTC)Re: [RPF] Mat/Ben, strip poker
Date: 2011-10-31 07:12 pm (UTC)i sort of really need this.
Re: [RPF] Mat/Ben, strip poker
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-10-31 08:46 pm (UTC) - ExpandBlenkinsop/Maltravers: surprise meeting in a pick up bar
Date: 2011-10-31 04:02 pm (UTC)Re: Blenkinsop/Maltravers: surprise meeting in a pick up bar
Date: 2011-11-01 01:09 am (UTC)FILL: Pining For Your Face, Blenkinsop/Maltravers, Eventually NC-17 [1/4]
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-03 09:36 pm (UTC) - ExpandFILL: Pining For Your Face, Blenkinsop/Maltravers, Eventually NC-17 [2/4]
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-03 09:38 pm (UTC) - ExpandFILL: Pining For Your Face, Blenkinsop/Maltravers, Eventually NC-17 [3A/4]
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-03 09:39 pm (UTC) - ExpandFILL: Pining For Your Face, Blenkinsop/Maltravers, Eventually NC-17 [3B/4]
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-03 09:41 pm (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: Pining For Your Face, Blenkinsop/Maltravers, Eventually NC-17 [3B/4]
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From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-09 02:59 pm (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: Pining For Your Face, Blenkinsop/Maltravers, Eventually NC-17 [3B/4]
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-03 11:12 pm (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: Pining For Your Face, Blenkinsop/Maltravers, Eventually NC-17 [3B/4]
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-09 03:00 pm (UTC) - ExpandFILL: Pining For Your Face, Blenkinsop/Maltravers, Eventually NC-17 [4A/4]
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-03 11:58 pm (UTC) - ExpandFILL: Pining For Your Face, Blenkinsop/Maltravers, Eventually NC-17 [4B/4]
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-04 12:00 am (UTC) - ExpandFILL: Pining For Your Face, Blenkinsop/Maltravers, Eventually NC-17 [4C/4]
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-04 12:02 am (UTC) - ExpandFILL: Pining For Your Face, Blenkinsop/Maltravers, Eventually NC-17 [4D/4]
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-04 12:04 am (UTC) - ExpandFILL: Pining For Your Face, Blenkinsop/Maltravers, NC-17 [4E/4]
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-04 12:08 am (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: Pining For Your Face, Blenkinsop/Maltravers, NC-17 [4E/4]
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From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-09 03:04 pm (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: Pining For Your Face, Blenkinsop/Maltravers, NC-17 [4E/4]
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-04 12:41 am (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: Pining For Your Face, Blenkinsop/Maltravers, NC-17 [4E/4]
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-09 03:05 pm (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: Pining For Your Face, Blenkinsop/Maltravers, NC-17 [4E/4]
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From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-09 03:05 pm (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: Pining For Your Face, Blenkinsop/Maltravers, NC-17 [4E/4]
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-05 03:17 am (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: Pining For Your Face, Blenkinsop/Maltravers, NC-17 [4E/4]
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-09 03:06 pm (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: Pining For Your Face, Blenkinsop/Maltravers, NC-17 [4E/4]
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-05 03:21 pm (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: Pining For Your Face, Blenkinsop/Maltravers, NC-17 [4E/4]
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-09 03:07 pm (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: Pining For Your Face, Blenkinsop/Maltravers, Eventually NC-17 [3B/4]
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-04 12:13 am (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: Pining For Your Face, Blenkinsop/Maltravers, Eventually NC-17 [3B/4]
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-09 02:59 pm (UTC) - ExpandCharles II/Sotherby, crawling in after nightmares
Date: 2011-10-31 04:04 pm (UTC)A good thing, then, that crawling in with his dear Sothers after such horrible dreams is always an option.
RPF - Evil Vampire Mat!!!
Date: 2011-10-31 06:16 pm (UTC)Make it anything really, any vampire (Although Moonlight vampires are AWESOME) , but the image of a fanged, super-strong Mat is stuck in my head...
Re: RPF - Evil Vampire Mat!!!
Date: 2011-10-31 10:44 pm (UTC)Re: RPF - Evil Vampire Mat!!!
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-10-31 10:56 pm (UTC) - Expand[RPF] Ben/Other, Willbond's Wish Wellingtons
Date: 2011-10-31 06:23 pm (UTC)Re: [RPF] Ben/Other, Willbond's Wish Wellingtons
Date: 2011-10-31 07:14 pm (UTC)can the shenanigans be baybond shenanigans? just sayin'
Re: [RPF] Ben/Other, Willbond's Wish Wellingtons
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-10-31 07:21 pm (UTC) - Expand[Fill] Ben/Other, Willbond's Wish Wellingtons PG13 for now 1/?
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-10-31 09:24 pm (UTC) - ExpandRe: [Fill] Ben/Other, Willbond's Wish Wellingtons PG13 for now 1/?
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-10-31 10:47 pm (UTC) - ExpandRe: [Fill] Ben/Other, Willbond's Wish Wellingtons PG13 for now 1/?
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-10-31 11:56 pm (UTC) - ExpandRe: [Fill] Ben/Other, Willbond's Wish Wellingtons PG13 for now 1/?
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-01 12:17 pm (UTC) - ExpandRe: [Fill] Ben/Other, Willbond's Wish Wellingtons PG13 for now 1/?
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From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-24 05:36 am (UTC) - ExpandAlexander/Hephaistion
Date: 2011-10-31 06:42 pm (UTC)Any Kids AU - TRICK OR TREAT!!
Date: 2011-10-31 07:33 pm (UTC)I NEED CUUUUUTE!!!!
[RPF] The Crazy Adventures of Simon Farnaby
Date: 2011-10-31 07:48 pm (UTC)From part ten -
“excuse me” Jim raised his hand “I don’t want to throw a spanner in the works but does anyone here know how to use dynamite?”
“er...” Ben, Jim and Larry looked at each other
“thought not” Jim sat back “I mean I assume it’s not like in Tom and Jerry where you light the end of a red stick and it fizzles for 5 seconds before going ‘bang’”
“no” said Simon coming in giving Mat a piggyback “you have a blast cap and a timer. You need to set the timer, link the sticks to the blast cap, blow the blast cap and KABOOOMMMM, no long ship”
“kaboooo” repeated Mat gleefully
The others stared at him open mouthed “how the HELL do you know that?” said Larry
Simon set Mat on the ground who immediately toddled over to Ben, and shrugged “just something I picked up” he said.
“how do you just pick that up?” said Ben
...
he said "and on a building site in Azerbijan"
"well of course" said Jim "silly us"
Simon smiled lazily at him
Then we started debating Simon's life and how he probably had wacky adventures.
ANONS, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE!! Tell us about the crazy life of dear Mister Farnaby.
Did Simon really work on a building site as the dynamite expert?
Is he a champion of underwater basket weaving?
Did he spend part of his time jumping out of cakes at bachelorette parties?
Is he a streaker?
Did he run an underground fight club?
I don't care - just show us his wacky life; bonus points if he and another HH cast member met during his 'wild years' and they recognize each other the first time the cast meets!
Dick Turpin/James Smith, vampire AU
Date: 2011-10-31 09:38 pm (UTC)FILL: Nowhere Left to Run, Dick Turpin/James Smith, PG
Date: 2011-10-31 09:40 pm (UTC)“You’re dead,” he gasps, backing against the wall and scraping at the wood.
He receives only a tilt of that dark head in reply, a low thud as those fine boots hit the floor and dead Dick rises again, “a word of advice, Jamesie: never try to hang a creature of the night.”
…A creature of the-?
His breath chokes in his lungs, as dead Dick rustles another step closer and arches a fine eyebrow – when the man (ghost) smiles he can see fangs, sharp and flashing and so vicious that his heartbeat almost chokes the air from him yet again, “a revenant, if you will.”
“I-“
“A zombie, if you don’t care much for the proper terminology.”
“I-“
“Or a vampire,” and that awful, evil smile grows wider – as those fangs grow longer and longer, lengthening to sharp points that are only shared by the most vicious of beasts, “if you want to know what you’ll be becoming.”
…And he opens his mouth, so very wide, to scream-
But it’s too late, as Dick steps forwards with fully silver eyes and digs those sharp fangs right into his heaving throat.
Re: FILL: Nowhere Left to Run, Dick Turpin/James Smith, PG
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From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-03 05:28 pm (UTC) - ExpandFILL: "You Got Me Feening And You Got Me Feeling Weak", Dick Turpin / James Smith, NC-17, AU
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-12 09:15 pm (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: "You Got Me Feening And You Got Me Feeling Weak", Dick Turpin / James Smith, NC-17, AU
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-14 12:02 am (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: "You Got Me Feening And You Got Me Feeling Weak", Dick Turpin / James Smith, NC-17, AU
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From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-02 12:23 pm (UTC) - ExpandNero/Elagabalus. Yeah, I wrote some more.
Date: 2011-10-31 11:25 pm (UTC)He released the boy and Elagabalus slid down the wall to the floor.
Nero crouched beside him, entangling his fingers in the folds of the boy's toga, he could feel his heart beat through the layered fabric, feel it increase in pace from desire and anger.
He slowly unravelled the fabric from around the trembling boy, pushed it off of his shoulders to the floor around him and worked his hand beneath the boy's tunic.
Elagabalus pushed back against the stone pillar, cold on his skin, he bit on his lip and fixed his gaze on his hand, fingers twisted around the fabric of his discarded toga, clenched in pleasure at the things his master could do to his body
Nero withdrew his hand and sucked a little of the boy's spillage from the tip of his thumb, tasting the sweetness.
Elagabalus looked up at him through his heavily made-up eyes with long dark lashes.
He placed a gentle hand beneath the boy's chin. "Do something for me, Varius."
"Anything," Elagabalus replied instantly, brown eyes wide and promising.
Nero pressed his lips to the boy's ear, quietly gave his instructions.
"Yes, Sir."
He slipped away, leaving the boy on the floor.
Elagabalus turned his head and looked into the mirror, his reflection stared back at him, red eyed and make-up a smeared mess.
Re: Nero/Elagabalus. Yeah, I wrote some more.
Date: 2011-11-01 12:02 am (UTC)JFC, Writer!Anon, these fics continue to do things to me. Fantastic things.
Re: Nero/Elagabalus. Yeah, I wrote some more.
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From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-01 11:16 pm (UTC) - ExpandCharles II, ghosts
Date: 2011-10-31 11:50 pm (UTC)[RPF] Ben/Simon Haunted House (optional AU)
Date: 2011-11-01 01:39 am (UTC)If you want to do AU, Ben is the academic who scoffs at the idea of REAL paranormal activity who's dragged into the investigation because he's preparing a dissertation on the views of modern humans on the paranormal while Simon is a paranormal investigator with his own burgeoning cable show who needs Ben's support to launch his career in more respectable circles. Cue weeks spent in a dilapidated house with rising UST and creepiness while they argue and bicker.
Dom!Boudicca / Roman soldier!Larry punishment, humiliation
Date: 2011-11-01 08:11 am (UTC)[Crossover- Mighty Boosh] Charles II/Sotherby... probably crackfic
Date: 2011-11-01 12:12 pm (UTC)...Look, I don't know either. My brain goes to weird places when my body is in the office.
Re: [Crossover- Mighty Boosh] Charles II/Sotherby... probably crackfic
Date: 2011-11-07 05:25 am (UTC)[RPF] Lawry/Simon awkwardness, reassurance
Date: 2011-11-01 02:30 pm (UTC)