Round 3 - Return of the Meme
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hhanonRound 3 - Return of the Meme
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Format of Prompts
- Put [RPF] before RPF prompts.
- For crossover prompts: "[Crossover], HH Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]"
- Anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other."
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- Nothing here you fancy filling? Take a look at the unfilled prompts archived here or at Round 1 or Round 2.
That's nearly the end of the storia, for onto the scene comes our much loved meme: HAIL TO THE QUEEN OF PROMPTIA.
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Alexander/Hephaistion
Date: 2011-11-06 06:44 pm (UTC)Unprompted: Charles II/Other
Date: 2011-11-06 07:26 pm (UTC)“My god, you are gorgeous,” Charles murmured. “Red is definitely your colour.”
The object of his affections simply looked at him, saying nothing.
He gazed back, taking in the tumbling mass of curls, the glittering eyes, the legs that seemed to go on forever.
“It’s no wonder they’re all chasing you. You really are rather fantastic.”
There was a quiet cough, and Charles realised that Sotherby had appeared in the doorway. It was just like him to turn up at such a moment. How inconvenient.
“Sire, the guests are expecting you.”
“Oh fine, I’m coming,” said Charles, and he finally turned away from the mirror.
Re: Unprompted: Charles II/Other
Date: 2011-11-06 07:36 pm (UTC)Re: Unprompted: Charles II/Other
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-09 10:36 am (UTC) - ExpandRe: Unprompted: Charles II/Other
From:RPF - Anyone and Everyone - Party!
Date: 2011-11-06 07:40 pm (UTC)Re: RPF - Anyone and Everyone - Party!
Date: 2011-11-06 07:46 pm (UTC)Unprompted: Fireworks - Beau/George PG [1/1]
Date: 2011-11-06 10:09 pm (UTC)“Come on Beau, I want to start. The orchestra are waiting.”
Beau sat down on the seat George was patting impatiently, smiling at the way his Georgie was harrumphing and puffing, although, the puffing may have just been due to George’s immense size. Beau knew full well that George was incredibly fat, but he simply saw it as more Georgie to love.
“What are the orchestra playing, Georgie?” Beau asked.
“Music for the Royal Fireworks, naturally. God Beau, you can be really thick sometimes – almost as bad as Caroline.”
“Ouch Georgie. That’s quite harsh!” Beau cried, looking hurt.
“I’m sorry Beau; you know I love you really.”
Beau’s head whipped round to look at George, his mouth a perfect ‘o’ of surprise. He was glad the darkness did the blush quickly climbing up his face, as he began to stammer out some attempt at words.
“Well, uh… Georgie that’s uh… um… I mean, certainly… well… yes… what I want to say is um… of course I lo-“
“When I say love, I mean in a manly way of course.” George cut in, stopping Beau in mid-declaration.
“Oh, of course. A manly way, obviously. I mean, you don’t actually love me. Ha ha – how silly!” Beau desperately tried to hide the disappointment he now felt. So close! Maybe another time – Georgie must realise soon.
The orchestra began to play, and the first fireworks began to shoot up to the sky, exploding far above their heads in a shower of colour. Again and again the rockets squealed upwards leaving a trail of sparks in their wake.
Beau reached out for George’s hand, and was pleasantly surprised when the Prince Regent took it.
“They’re beautiful,” he breathed. “It’s like sky glitter.”
“You’re right Beau, they are fairly fabulous. Just like me.” George puffed out his already sizeable chest as he said this. “I bet not even Napoleon has as good a firework display as me, although I expect his are pretty amazing too.”
At the mention of the detestable Frenchie, Beau dropped George’s hand.
“Hmmm…” he said.
At this moment the orchestra struck up another tune, a tune that left Beau feeling cold.
“Ah, Rule The World,” George said, clapping his podgy hands. “This will show that jumped up little general, no matter how fabulous he is.”
George turned to Beau with a beaming smile on his face, as Beau tried to force a smile back.
Beau sulked for the rest of the evening.
Re: Unprompted: Fireworks - Beau/George PG [1/1]
Date: 2011-11-06 10:26 pm (UTC)(I can tell who it is from the Take That reference, haha)
Charles II/Dick Turpin, throne sex
Date: 2011-11-07 02:31 am (UTC)Re: Charles II/Dick Turpin, throne sex
Date: 2011-11-07 07:35 pm (UTC)SECONDED!!!!
Multiple Pairings Agony Aunt Letters
Date: 2011-11-07 05:18 am (UTC)Re: Multiple Pairings Agony Aunt Letters
Date: 2011-11-07 01:17 pm (UTC)FILL: "Dear Dave", Dave Lamb, Rattus Rattus, GEN, G
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-07 06:08 pm (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: "Dear Dave", Dave Lamb, Rattus Rattus, GEN, G
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-07 10:54 pm (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: "Dear Dave", Dave Lamb, Rattus Rattus, GEN, G
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-07 11:17 pm (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: "Dear Dave", Dave Lamb, Rattus Rattus, GEN, G
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-08 02:53 am (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: "Dear Dave", Dave Lamb, Rattus Rattus, GEN, G
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-08 11:04 am (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: "Dear Dave", Dave Lamb, Rattus Rattus, GEN, G
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-08 03:38 pm (UTC) - ExpandRe: FILL: "Dear Dave", Dave Lamb, Rattus Rattus, GEN, G
From:Re: FILL: "Dear Dave", Dave Lamb, Rattus Rattus, GEN, G
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-08 05:39 pm (UTC) - Expand[RPF] Multiple Pairings Finding the porn
Date: 2011-11-07 05:28 am (UTC)Most films have XXX or NC17 versions tht are little more than porn with the flimsiest connections to the movie that inspired the porn.
One day, one of the cast finds a video containing such porn about the cast/characters.
Their reactions??
[Optional RPF] Any/Any + Other(s) Walking in on ~something~
Date: 2011-11-07 03:58 pm (UTC)George II/Robert Walpole
Date: 2011-11-07 06:32 pm (UTC)Anything George II/Walpole basically. Be it sniping at each other turning into hate!sex, the both of them getting a bit drunk and waking up in bed next together the next morning or something completely and utterly unrelated to either - just give me them together! (Would prefer no non-con/dub-con and no previous Walpole/George I relationship. But anything else is good. :DDD)
George I/Robert Walpole
Date: 2011-11-07 06:35 pm (UTC)Anyhow, both of them attend a frost fair together - maybe bundlded up in "normal" clothes as to avoid attention. Maybe George is absolutely adorable over all the attractions, maybe Robert starts trying to impress him - anyway! Them being adorable would be great. <333
Samuel Pepys/Robert Walpole snark, cheese?
Date: 2011-11-07 11:00 pm (UTC)^_^;;
Yeah, its the same poster who keeps requesting Jim/Simon, Simon/Lawry, Jim/Simon/Larry, and the like; I just love odd pairings.
So, maybe these two meeting and being awesome together?
Re: Samuel Pepys/Robert Walpole snark, cheese?
Date: 2011-11-08 04:47 am (UTC)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oauRbCKkxFU
Cliff Whiteley/Everybody getting paid in sex
Date: 2011-11-07 11:17 pm (UTC)So, all those historical figures whose reputations Cliff rehabilitates don't carry a ton of cash on hand (or just find sex a better form of payment *cough* Charles II *cough*) so they pay him in lots of sex.
Just one to three partners at a time please, I want Cliff in one piece.
Robin Dudley/Robert Cecil + Elizabeth I voyerism, awkward sex
Date: 2011-11-07 11:33 pm (UTC)http://textsfromhistory.tumblr.com/post/11814438341#postNotes
She orders them to have sex and let her watch; cue elbows flying everywhere, smushing each other, nearly throwing each other out of bed, Liz yelling at them to 'put some effort into it', and the like; the next morning she apologizes, but they actually sort of liked it.
Boudicca/William the Conqueror smacking, spanking, dominance, rough wall sex
Date: 2011-11-07 11:52 pm (UTC)Mr. Spartan/Mrs. Athenian.
Date: 2011-11-08 12:56 am (UTC)If you want to write a bit more than porn, what happens when she returns home, feeling guilty?
Re: Mr. Spartan/Mrs. Athenian.
Date: 2011-11-08 06:10 am (UTC)*shoves Mrs. Athenian at Mr. Spartan*
*runs off with Mr. Athenian*
If she doesn't want him, I will GLADLY take him! :D
Re: Mr. Spartan/Mrs. Athenian.
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-08 08:45 pm (UTC) - ExpandRe: Mr. Spartan/Mrs. Athenian.
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-08 09:33 pm (UTC) - ExpandFlorence Nightingale/Mary Seacole crushes, unrequited
Date: 2011-11-08 04:11 am (UTC)I prefer pinning, heart ache, and one-sided feelings for this, since there is no definitive evidence either way and Florence preferred to associate with strong men/was dismissive of many women of her time whom she viewed as 'weak'.
Re: Florence Nightingale/Mary Seacole crushes, unrequited
Date: 2011-11-08 11:44 am (UTC)Out of interest, do you have titles of the books where the historians say this? Been studying Nightingale, and would like more books on her :))
Beau Brummel/George IV + George III fan-flirting
Date: 2011-11-08 05:31 am (UTC)Re: Beau Brummel/George IV + George III fan-flirting
Date: 2011-11-08 05:39 am (UTC)Re: Beau Brummel/George IV + George III fan-flirting
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From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-17 12:50 pm (UTC) - ExpandMr. Celt/Mrs. Celt Mr. Celt/Mrs. Roman Mr. Celt/Mr. Roman Romanizing Mr. Celt
Date: 2011-11-08 09:13 am (UTC)At the end of the Celtic Wife Swap, Mrs. Celt wants to go off with the Romans, while Mr. Celt thinks of the Romans as vain jerks; the Romans like Mrs. Celt enough to bring her with them and to try to make Mr. Celt enjoy their way of life.
Cue angry hate sex between Mr. Celt/Mrs. Roman as he remains stubbornly pro-Celtic life (please add in references to advantages of Celtic life ie women being higher socially than Roman women were, Celts using soap, and so on) and snugly Mr. Celt/Mr. Roman sex as Mr. Roman tries to show Mr. Celt the finer points of Roman life (bath houses, fresh fruits, and so on).
Four-ways are DEFINITELY encouraged. :D
Daxininos(GreekWrestler!Ben)/Athlete!Simon role play, rough sex, scratching with nails
Date: 2011-11-08 03:34 pm (UTC)Jim/Other. Jim in drag.
Date: 2011-11-08 06:35 pm (UTC)Preferably m/m.
Re: Jim/Other. Jim in drag.
Date: 2011-11-08 06:56 pm (UTC)Fuck you have the best ideas.
Also do you have a link for that sketch? For research. *whistles innocently*
Re: Jim/Other. Jim in drag.
From:Re: Jim/Other. Jim in drag.
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-11-08 08:27 pm (UTC) - ExpandHHTV Enter Nanny Bob!
Date: 2011-11-08 08:32 pm (UTC)UNPROMPTED: Sofa Sex Smike, NC-17 (1/3)
Date: 2011-11-08 08:51 pm (UTC)Sam had been thinking about this all day. She'd had to put in a few hours in the office that morning, and had been forced to leave Mike in bed - which had been sheer torture. He'd been... different last night; more forceful and confident. Not to say that Mike was usually weak or timid in bed, but he'd never just thrown her down and gone for it the way he had when she'd crept into their flat in the wee hours of the morning.
She'd spent the afternoon looking for some new posh frocks for various occasions (the words 'engagement party' floating through her mind unacknowledged, because they'd have to have one eventually but they didn't even have a date yet) and once she'd chosen a few she liked, she felt compelled to buy underwear and accessories and she'd even picked up a pair of shoes. She didn't shop like this often - and her bank balance would thank her if she did it less - but when she did...
All she'd been able to think about was Mike pushing her up against a wall, unzipping each dress slowly and letting it fall from her body...
His fingertips brushing lightly down her back, the languorous click of the zip and the feel of his breath on her neck...
She pushed Mike down and put her knees on either side of his hips, settling on the sofa and pressing close. She'd prepared for shopping, worn comfortable heels with a dress easy to remove, and with her hips now against Mike's, she was thankful for her foresight all over again. He groaned as she settled her weight over him, his jeans rough against her inner thighs.
She'd paused for a moment when she'd walked in, before calling to Mike in the kitchen, knowing she had maybe five seconds at most before the sound of the door with no obvious arrival had him poking his head around the counter; she hadn't intended her underwear to be easily removable, but in the few moments Mike had unintentionally allowed her, they did the job.
His eyes widened and he let out a shocked little huff of air as his gaze darkened.
He wrapped his arms around her waist, trailing one hand up to the back of her neck, gently pressuring her head down to allow their lips to meet. It was wet, slow and messy; dirty but unhurried and just the way Sam wanted it. Mike pulled away and began to trail kisses across her jaw.
Re: UNPROMPTED: Sofa Sex Smike, NC-17 (2/3)
Date: 2011-11-08 08:52 pm (UTC)Sam felt the contrast to their frantic tumble last night and grinned; Mike was showing some hidden depths of late, and with every new little thing she discovered she only loved him more. He raised an eyebrow, a smug little smile on his face as if he knew exactly what she was thinking, and cupped one of her breasts as he reached around to unhook her bra.
The slow burn of his touches had her remarkably worked up and the first contact of his tongue (with a flash of teeth, just how she liked it) against her left nipple had her whimpering and grinding her hips down against his. Even through the denim she could feel his erection and she was really done with slow.
She placed a hand on his chest and pushed him back into the sofa, putting her own weight forward on her knees to create some space for Mike to lift his hips. He looked at her questioningly until she reached between them and opened the button on his jeans, carefully sliding the zipper down and encouraging him to lift up so she could slide the denim off his hips.
He'd taken to going without boxers beneath his jeans of late; she was always thankful at moments such as these.
She took him in hand - her turn to watch as his head tipped back against the back of the sofa and he swallowed thickly, throat bobbing and looking positively bitable - and moved her hips back down, years of practice and her months of intimate knowledge of Mike's body allowing her to easily position her hips and control the slow slide of him inside her. She couldn't help the deep sigh as she settled herself (the tight fill of him inside her always welcome) and she placed her hands on his shoulders to get her balance. Mike's warm hands settled on her waist, their sharp and uneven breaths meeting as they kissed again, their tongues a lazy slide against one another. With a squeeze of her hands the only warning, she began to lift her hips, Mike guiding her movements with a moan of approval.
She laughed breathily as he guided her hips forcefully down again, encouraging her to fuck herself on him as she liked. She obliged, dragging her fingernails across the backs of his shoulderblades as she all but lifted her body off his cock and slammed back down again, and again, and again. It was hell on her thighs - the sofa cushions were not designed with sex-support in mind - but the worshipful look on Mike's face, which warred delightfully with the aggressive and lusty glare, was enough to make her put it out of her mind. She'd deal with the inevitable aches tomorrow, and have the added bonus of thinking about this moment while she clenched the tired muscles gingerly under her desk.
Re: UNPROMPTED: Sofa Sex Smike, NC-17 (3/3)
From:Bob Hale porn
Date: 2011-11-08 08:58 pm (UTC)Re: Bob Hale porn
Date: 2011-11-08 09:04 pm (UTC)http://hhanon.livejournal.com/574.html?thread=622654#t622654
Bob/Mike, extremely porny, somehow grew plot along the way.
As I said: just to tide you over until I get this filled! Because, y'know, I agree with you rather a lot. :DDDD More Bob porn is always needed.
FILL: Three in the Bed, Bob Hale/Mike Peabody/Bones, NC-17 [1/4]
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-19 06:21 pm (UTC) - ExpandFILL: Three in the Bed, Bob Hale/Mike Peabody/Bones, NC-17 [2/4]
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-19 06:22 pm (UTC) - ExpandFILL: Three in the Bed, Bob Hale/Mike Peabody/Bones, NC-17 [3/4]
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-19 06:23 pm (UTC) - ExpandFILL: Three in the Bed, Bob Hale/Mike Peabody/Bones, NC-17 [4/4]
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-19 06:24 pm (UTC) - ExpandMilo of Croton/Stupid Death creepiness, dominance
Date: 2011-11-08 09:09 pm (UTC)Larry, do not make suggestive faces at Simon when you're wearing almost nothing.The way Milo tries to come at Death when he tries to go out the door; >_> really? We're the writers trying to bate us? Milo decides to jump on top of Death; Death keeps trying to evade him. Milo persuades him it'll be fun. No non-con, please.
Dr. De'ath And His Patients
Date: 2011-11-08 09:45 pm (UTC)Re: Dr. De'ath And His Patients
Date: 2011-11-08 10:34 pm (UTC)