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Round 3 - Return of the Meme

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Prompting Rules
  • One prompt per comment. 
  • Please follow the correct format (see below).
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  • Multiple fills of the same prompt by different author!anons are allowed.
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Format of Prompts
  • Put [RPF] before RPF prompts. 
  • For crossover prompts: "[Crossover], HH Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" 
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Archiving Prompts and Fills
That's nearly the end of the storia, for onto the scene comes our much loved meme: HAIL TO THE QUEEN OF PROMPTIA.

WW1!soldier Larry/Ed

Date: 2011-12-15 01:43 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
From this sketch: http://fuckyeahhorriblehistories.tumblr.com/post/7760554370/fuckyeahhorriblehistories-historical-masterchef#notes

…Well, he looks pretty fascinated by the nudity! :D

[RPF] Jim/Mat

Date: 2011-12-15 01:46 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
It’s not his fault that Mat sometimes wears jeans that make him want to do an indecent amount of groping…

[RPF] [GEN] Other+Other Hugging

Date: 2011-12-15 06:18 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
For reassurance, for warmth, whatever - I just need hugging.
From: (Anonymous)
She didn't win.
She didn't win, but that was OK, she told herself, as she sat on her own. Her finger traced the rim of the wine glass. Not winning was fine.
Jim placed a reassuring hand on her arm and she looked up at him. He smiled.
"You're always a winner to me," he said softly. She felt her own smile in return.
"Thanks, Jim," she mumbled.
"C'mere," he said, almost chuckling, and he enveloped her in a hug.
It was lovely, and warm, and comforting, and exactly what she needed. She buried her head deep in his shoulder, for a moment not caring about her make-up, or her hair, or the fake tan, or the sequins on her dress falling off. She just breathed in his familiar smell and smiled.
When they finally broke apart, she concealed her grin by sipping at her wine glass.
Jim really did have the most magic hugs.

Re: FILL: [RPF] [GEN] Martha & Jim Hugging, Children's BAFTAs

From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-16 03:55 am (UTC) - Expand

Re: FILL: [RPF] [GEN] Martha & Jim Hugging, Children's BAFTAs

From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-16 01:09 pm (UTC) - Expand

Re: FILL: [RPF] [GEN] Martha & Jim Hugging, Children's BAFTAs

From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-16 05:15 am (UTC) - Expand

RPF: Mat/Other - Amnesia

Date: 2011-12-15 04:40 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Mat gets a hit on the head, and when he finally comes round, he has no idea who/what/where he is.What happens? Does his partner try to help him remember? Does he only remember being Charles? Is he fine, except for his new love of Aztec clothing? RUN WITH IT!

Dick Turpin/James Smith/Matthew King

Date: 2011-12-15 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
IDEK, I just need this threesome in my life somehow.

Susan/Cliff's Clients

Date: 2011-12-16 12:47 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
On that wonderful Billy the Kid/Cliff Whiteley fill, one of the comments was Susan would start using Cliff's clients to fulfill all her kinky needs. Now I want that - het or femslash, heck do more than one client in the same fill. Oh and Cliff needs to cheer her on. ;)

Sotherby/Charles II

Date: 2011-12-16 03:11 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sometimes Charles just has to drag Sotherby into a side corridor and give him hickeys.

[RPF] Martha/Mat

Date: 2011-12-16 03:24 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
She never looks so sexy as when she’s wearing his shirt.

Re: [RPF] Martha/Mat

Date: 2011-12-16 02:15 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
SECONDED

[RPF] Martha/Mat

Date: 2011-12-16 03:25 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
She never looks so sexy as when she’s wearing his shirt.

Sotherby/Charles II

Date: 2011-12-16 03:25 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Charles wrapping those long legs around Sotherby’s waist.

[RPF] Larry/Jim

Date: 2011-12-16 03:26 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Jim flirting with Larry until he takes the damned hint and snogs him into a wall.

Re: [RPF] Larry/Jim

Date: 2011-12-16 06:59 am (UTC)

Robert Walpole/George I, Kissing in the snow

Date: 2011-12-16 03:27 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
…Because it’d be adorable?
From: (Anonymous)
According to the "Battlefield Britain" DVD, the first "Redcoats" were made for the New Model Army set up by Oliver Cromwell; now I need one of the Roundheads - Ben or Simon, don't care - trying on the new coat and the other getting turned on.
From: (Anonymous)
The series 4 filming schedule was truly punishing and Ben was knackered. Absolutely shattered. They all were. Thankfully someone had thoughtfully provided a sofa where they could crash out for a few hours (if the schedule allowed!). Just half an hour thought Ben, half an hours sleep and I’ll be fine. He kicked off his shoes, dragged a cushion under his head and immediately fell into a deep sleep.

“Consequences Ben” one of the voices whispered, it sounded like Larry but he couldn’t be sure because it was husky with lust and anyway he couldn’t see as he was blindfolded “there are consequences if you’re going to go around looking like that”

Ben nodded and then whimpered as two sets of lips began slowly kissing their way up his legs. Gentle and unhurried, mouths soft against him, hands pausing to linger and stroke the sensitive skin at the back of his knee.

His arms were pulled out to the side and his fingers were slid into soft mouths that sucked and tongued each one gently before releasing them to work their way slowly up his arms, little spots of wet heat where they paused to mouth at the skin.

The 2 people (Simon and Jim maybe, he was sure those were simon's curls he could feel against his leg) working on his lower half had reached the top of his legs and he felt them pulled gently apart before his thighs were attacked with soft biting kisses. He moaned when they paused to blow delicately across his aching cock and balls before resuming their gentle assault on his thighs.

He could feel fingers tapping lightly on his nipples and then his head was turned to one side and he was pulled in for a kiss, rough and demanding compared to the softness of the mouths on the rest of his body. Whoever was kissing him (Mat? He tasted faintly of sweets) ran their hands through his hair, tugging on it as they kissed him till he was writhing breathlessly, listening to the quiet laughs of the others as he arched his body.

“Please” he gasped

“please what?” murmured Mat but he had no time to answer as his head was turned the other way and Larry (it could only be Larry) was delving his tongue deep into his mouth while Mat began to nuzzle his way across his shoulder and into his neck. Larry finally released his mouth just in time for him to groan loudly as two wicked tongues began to flick across his balls, before tracing feathery light patterns.

Mat and Larry were licking and nibbling his neck and ears, “it’s your own fault Ben for looking so utterly fuckable, we just couldn’t resist” whispered Larry into his ear before biting down on it and sucking gently

Ben squirmed and whimpered as two hands moved down his body, swirling delicate patters across his chest and abdomen, stopping agonisingly close to his cock before working their way up again.

Simon and Jim were now sucking his balls, engulfing them in the wet heat of their mouths causing jolts of pleasure to shot around his body, and then just when he felt he couldn’t stand the feelings anymore, 2 tongues began to gently sweep across the tip of his cock, lapping at the precum and circling the head

“oh god” he cried out, clutching the sheets, curling his hands into fists, his hips bucking, trying to get someone, anyone to close their mouth down around his cock

He heard quiet chuckles and then his mouth was claimed with another fierce kiss as he twisted and writhed on the bed, panting and gasping, his body bathed in a faint sheen of sweat making his skin glisten and glow in the muted light.

Suddenly all 4 sets of mouths and hands pulled away and he was left suddenly bereft and he whimpered again from the sense of loss.

“Don’t worry” whispered Jim “we’re not going anywhere” and then he was guided onto his knees, his stiff cock aching with need.
From: (Anonymous)
He felt someone kneel up behind him, (Larry?) their hardness pressing against his sweat slicked skin and their arms round his waist holding him firmly, gentle kisses soft against his spine.

His mouth was again captured for more kisses (Jim demanding and tasting of jaffa cakes, and Simon slow and deep and tasting of pears) and then he felt 2 hard cocks being pushed into his hands. He grasped them instinctively and began to pump as Larry ground against him from behind.

His head was turned and Mat (it could only be Mat) kissed him

“That’s it” he murmured against his mouth “let them cum all over you”

Ben could feel Larry grinding against him harder and faster, nipping his ear

“Fucking hell Ben” he panted “I have wanted to do this for so long” and he pushed up against him, shuddering as his cum spurted out, warm against his back.

Ben moaned at the feeling as Larry held him tight allowing him to work on the 2 hard cocks in his hands.

“God you’re good” he heard Jim moan

And then the 2 cocks in his hand were fucking into his fists, pulsing and warm as they came as well, Jim and Simon crying out his name

“Christ you should see yourself” said Mat pushing him back down on the bed as the others untangled themselves “dripping with cum and massively hard”.

Mat’s cock rubbed against Ben’s and he whined and squirmed, barely able to speak with desperation “please Mat, please... it hurts”

Mat dived in and kissed him and then lowered his hand, wrapping it around both their cocks and stroking rhythmically

“Ben, fuck Ben” moaned Mat “cum for me”

And he did. He came shouting and crying out, twisting and writhing so hard that Mat was nearly thrown off as he groaned his way through his own orgasm...


Ben woke up with a start. What the hell was that? he thought. He was aware of wet heat in his groin and he looked down, Christ he’d cum in his sleep. He blushed furiously, he was far too old for wet dreams – and about his fellow cast members as well. Just then Mat wondered in

“Oh you’re awake” he said “I was just going to call you”

Ben couldn’t meet his eye “just coming” he said “need a shower”

Mat raised his eyebrow and grinned filthily at him “I expect you do” he said and walked off leaving Ben staring after him in astonishment. It had been a dream – hadn’t it??

Re: Unprompted Consequences N17 Group Sex Ben/Mat/Larry/Jim/Simon 2/2

From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-16 08:14 pm (UTC) - Expand

Re: Unprompted Consequences N17 Group Sex Ben/Mat/Larry/Jim/Simon 2/2

From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-16 09:14 pm (UTC) - Expand

Re: Unprompted Consequences N17 Group Sex Ben/Mat/Larry/Jim/Simon 2/2

From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-12-20 10:59 pm (UTC) - Expand

Hardy/fem!Nelson(/)Beatty

Date: 2011-12-16 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Admiral Nelson is the greatest naval leader Britain has ever had, one beloved by the people, but there's one thing they don't know - Nelson is a woman. With the help of the ever-faithful Hardy she's been able to keep that fact a secret, but when she receives an injury during a sea battle, the medical attention she urgently needs threatens to reveal the truth to the ship's surgeon, Beatty.

Re: Hardy/fem!Nelson(/)Beatty

Date: 2011-12-16 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verecunda.livejournal.com
OMG I've started writing a fem!Nelson fic, but it's different, but I want this so much, so I'm just going to SECOND THIS WITH THE FORCE OF THE GEORGIAN ROYAL NAVY and hope that some lovely person fills this. :DDDD

*sits with shiny eyes and waits*

Re: Hardy/fem!Nelson(/)Beatty

From: [identity profile] amine-eyes.livejournal.com - Date: 2011-12-16 07:56 pm (UTC) - Expand

Re: Hardy/fem!Nelson(/)Beatty

From: [identity profile] verecunda.livejournal.com - Date: 2011-12-16 10:09 pm (UTC) - Expand

(RPF and Characters)Time Sewers - SLEEPOVER!!!

Date: 2011-12-16 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
It's getting close to Christmas, so the cast decide to storm the Time Sewers and have a sleepover. Little do they know, Charles planned something similar - RESULTING IN A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVING AN AWESOME SLEEPOVER!!!

Does Larry tell spooky stories and properly freak Richie III out? Does Ben have to stop arguments between Georgie IV and his dad? Do Mat and Charlie flirt like mad all night? And I can't stop thinking Cromwell would follow Lawry everywhere TELLING HIM HE IS SINNFUL!!!

Boudicca/Drostan - dom!Boudicca

Date: 2011-12-16 08:16 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Yes he's a fierce Celtic warrior, but so is she, and she intends to show him just how in charge she is.

[RPF] Jim/Larry

Date: 2011-12-16 10:41 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Jim confessing his love. :D
From: (Anonymous)
As based on this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEoOg5AKEOQ. ;; (Can be unrequited or requited, anything!)
From: [identity profile] amine-eyes.livejournal.com
... *sniffs*

*bawls on OP's shoulder as she listens to the song*

[RPF] Larry/Jim/Simon

Date: 2011-12-16 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Because Jim (https://twitter.com/#!/RealJimHowick/status/144834283796824065) is (https://twitter.com/#!/RealJimHowick/status/144837188494950400) inspiring (https://twitter.com/#!/RealJimHowick/status/144840146053890048).

Re: [RPF] Larry/Jim/Simon

Date: 2011-12-17 07:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] balinese-baby.livejournal.com
These were great but Jim is an impatient little bunny, Larry doesn't reply instantly so he goes looking for love elsewhere. Naughty boy.

I want this so much.

Beatty/Hardy/Nelson

Date: 2011-12-16 10:48 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
For some reason Beatty has to wear a dress. Both Hardy and Nelson find this state of affairs oddly… Arousing.

Re: Beatty/Hardy/Nelson

Date: 2011-12-17 04:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amine-eyes.livejournal.com
I want this cos of reasons.

[RPF] Larry/Other

Date: 2011-12-16 10:49 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Reading one of those sexual positions websites and exploding with laughter.

Cecil + Dudley, bodyswap

Date: 2011-12-17 12:07 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Cecil and Dudley are always at odds so for some reason or another, they get a taste of what it's like to be in the other's shoes. This leads to much confusion for dear Queen Liz and possibly some sabotage since, of course, they can't stand each other.

Doesn't need to be too sexy or whatever but obviously needs some Liz/Dudley in there, whether that's him as Cecil or Liz/Cecil but with her thinking it's her Robin.

[RPF] Greg/Simon

Date: 2011-12-17 04:43 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Because of their combined curly haired, adorable, leggy, lankiness.

[RPF] Jim/Other. Spanking

Date: 2011-12-17 07:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] balinese-baby.livejournal.com
Mat keeps going on about his boyfriend spanking him, Jim wants his boyfriend to spank him but he won't.

How does Jim get what he wants?

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