Round 3 - Return of the Meme

[hhanon]

Round 3 - Return of the Meme

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Archiving Prompts and Fills

• To make the archiving job easier, please drop a link to your fill/unprompted fic here at the fills post.
• Nothing here you fancy filling? Take a look at the unfilled prompts archived here or at Round 1 or Round 2.

That's nearly the end of the storia, for onto the scene comes our much loved meme: HAIL TO THE QUEEN OF PROMPTIA.

Comments

[RPF] The Crazy Adventures of Simon Farnaby

[(Anonymous)]

So, the Baby Mat fill includes a discussion of dynamite and how it works; Simon replies with the correct information.

From part ten -

“excuse me” Jim raised his hand “I don’t want to throw a spanner in the works but does anyone here know how to use dynamite?”

“er...” Ben, Jim and Larry looked at each other

“thought not” Jim sat back “I mean I assume it’s not like in Tom and Jerry where you light the end of a red stick and it fizzles for 5 seconds before going ‘bang’”

“no” said Simon coming in giving Mat a piggyback “you have a blast cap and a timer. You need to set the timer, link the sticks to the blast cap, blow the blast cap and KABOOOMMMM, no long ship”

“kaboooo” repeated Mat gleefully

The others stared at him open mouthed “how the HELL do you know that?” said Larry

Simon set Mat on the ground who immediately toddled over to Ben, and shrugged “just something I picked up” he said.

“how do you just pick that up?” said Ben

...

he said "and on a building site in Azerbijan"

"well of course" said Jim "silly us"

Simon smiled lazily at him

Then we started debating Simon's life and how he probably had wacky adventures.



ANONS, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE!! Tell us about the crazy life of dear Mister Farnaby.

Did Simon really work on a building site as the dynamite expert?

Is he a champion of underwater basket weaving?

Did he spend part of his time jumping out of cakes at bachelorette parties?

Is he a streaker?

Did he run an underground fight club?

I don't care - just show us his wacky life; bonus points if he and another HH cast member met during his 'wild years' and they recognize each other the first time the cast meets!