Round 3 - Return of the Meme
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hhanonRound 3 - Return of the Meme
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That's nearly the end of the storia, for onto the scene comes our much loved meme: HAIL TO THE QUEEN OF PROMPTIA.
Re: Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 7b/?
Date: 2011-11-28 02:31 pm (UTC)“The good news” said Mat hopefully
“Erm sorry, there isn’t really any good news I just said that because it’s what you say. I’m afraid Larry has escaped”
“Escaped!!!” Jim put his head in his hands “nooooo”
“How?” said Mat “we locked him in”
“He climbed out of the window” Ben said kicking himself for not thinking of the window
Jim dropped into a chair and buried his head in his hands “he’ll be out there telling people, telling everyone. You know how he likes to talk”
“yeh and not to try and make it worse but just because you need to know, he thinks he’s some kind of messianic leader, the divine Lazbotron and that you are his high priest”
Jim looked at him levelly “tell me you are joking” he said
“I wish I was mate, I wish I was”
Jim got up and banged his head against the wall “shit, shit shit, what the hell am I going to do?
Mat and Ben looked worriedly at him
“We need to get you away from here” said Ben decidedly
“I agree” said Mat “somewhere out of the way”
“I agree three” said Jim “but where exactly? It’s not like any of us have a little place in the country is it?”
“No” said Ben slowly “but my parents do”
“Oh” light dawned in Mat’s eyes “yes their place in Norfolk”
“It’ll be perfect” said Ben warming to the idea “it’s right out of the way, we can get a load of supplies and you can hole up there while we work out what to do”
“Yes, we’ll get Simon and Martha to go with you so they can drive, get supplies and keep you company”
Jim listened to them planning and felt tears pricking at the back of his eyes, they really were his friends and for the first time since he’d seen Larry’s tweets, he felt things might turn out OK
“I’ll call Martha, you call Simon” said Mat and they whipped out their respective phones. Both Martha and Simon agreed immediately to come and get Jim and take him to Norfolk. Ben had given Simon the directions and it shouldn’t take more than 2 hours or so to get there.
Ben debated whether to tell his parents but in the end decided that the fewer people who knew where Jim was the better and that it was unlikely they would want the cottage in the next few days. Besides they had said he could use it whenever he wanted.
Calls over, they went back to Jim.
“All sorted” smiled Mat “Simon is bringing his car, and he and Martha will take you to Ben’s parents place. Don’t worry, we’ll sort this out”
“You guys are the best” Jim a little chokily and he put out his arms; Ben and Mat jumped back with a look of alarm. Jim looked at his outstretched arms and then dropped them to his side, his head hanging down.
Ben and Mat looked at him with pity in their eyes “sorry mate, we just can’t, you know” said Mat kindly.
Jim sniffed “yeh I know, I forgot, sorry,” he pulled himself together “so what will you two be doing whilst I’m hiding in Norfolk”
“hunting for the divine lazbotron” said Ben grimly
Re: Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 7b/?
Date: 2011-11-28 05:40 pm (UTC)This is so really really good and I'm enjoying it so much. Can't wait for the next bit.
Re: Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 7b/?
Date: 2011-11-28 10:35 pm (UTC)I'm seriously enjoying this, in case you can't tell. :D
Re: Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 7b/?
Date: 2011-11-29 10:11 pm (UTC)Re: Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 7b/?
Date: 2011-11-29 02:31 am (UTC)I am so happy you started writing this fic again. I honestly can't wait to see what the Divine Lazbotron is going to do. This fic is definitely one of my favorites
*laughs some more*
*now stares at fic with creepy smile, waiting for more*
Re: Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 7b/?
Date: 2011-11-29 12:42 pm (UTC)Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 8a/?
Date: 2011-11-30 05:20 pm (UTC)Being careful to stand in a clear space, he closed his eyes and shouted “London”. Strange, his teleporting skills also seemed to have deserted him. No doubt those cursed unbelievers had interfered with his powers. Well they would be first up against the wall when all was Larry!
He’d just have to walk then
Luckily he still had the pens he’d taken from the dressing room. It was never too soon to commune with his followers and he stopped to scribble on the walls every so often
ACCORDING TO NURSES I HAVE RUBBISH VEINS.I DISAGREE. ONLY RUBBISH FOR JABBING SPIKES IN – BRILLIANT AT SUPPLYING BLOOD TO ARM
SPENT THE EVENING REVIEWING STEPEHN KING BOOKS FROM INCREASINGLY TALL BUILDINGS – I CANNOT RECOMMEND IT HIGHLY ENOUGH
JUST HAD MY FIRST GREEN TEA. THERE WON’T BE A SECOND ONE. TASTE LIKE LICKING GRASS OFF A BATTERY
He turned the corner, at last here was a mode of transport befitting his status. A train!! Excellent all he needed to do was get on to the platform and he would be on his way.
He entered the ticket office and walked up to the barriers. “Open” he shouted. Nothing. He tried again, “OPEN”, still nothing
“er you need to put your ticket in” said a voice from behind him. He turned to see a young woman standing there smiling at him “do you have a ticket?”
“a ticket? The divine Lazbotron doesn’t need a ticket” Larry rolled his eyes. Honestly! Clearly not one of his followers.
She frowned at him “well you do otherwise the barrier won’t open. Do you have a ticket? Or do you need to get one?” seeing Larry’s puzzled expression she asked “do you have any money?”
“money?” Larry fumbled for his wallet “you mean the tithes people pay to receive my brilliance?”
“erm are you OK?” asked the girl edging away from him slightly
“I am fine, I just need to get on this train so I can find my followers”
“right. Well how about I help you do that then?” Clearly, she thought the man was a lunatic, quite cute though but best to humour him. Give me your wallet. Now what do you want? A Travelcard? A return”
“a travel card – does this enable me to go wherever my divinity wishes?”
She suppressed a giggle “yes – trains, buses and the underground”
“I will have one of those then”
The girl put the money in and got the ticket out, Larry staring in fascination over her shoulder as she pressed the buttons.
“there” she handed over the ticket “now put the ticket in the slot, like this” she fed it into the machine and the barriers opened “now you can go onto the platform and wait for the train”
“excellent! You are a worthy addition to my followers”
“er i don’t actually follow you”
“and a most welcome addition to my harem”
“harem??”
“yes, the divine Lazbotron needs to reproduce. All shall be Larry”
The girl edged away a lot quicker than before, perhaps he was dangerous as well as mad. Then with relief she saw the train coming.
“oh look your train is here” she said and fled up the platform. Clearly the man was madder than she thought
“wait” shouted Larry “my harem” but the doors beeped and slammed in his face.
Foolish woman he thought, well he didn’t need her. There were plenty out there who would join his harem.
Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 8b/?
Date: 2011-11-30 05:22 pm (UTC)The loud voice cut across Larry’s thoughts and he gazed around him, where was the voice coming from? He stood up and explored the carriage, looking under the seats to see if the speaker was hidden anywhere amongst them. No. Where was this voice coming from then?
He set off up the train looking for the source of the voice. 2 carriages up he spied a man inside a small cupboard speaking into a microphone
“would all passengers remember to take their luggage with them...”
Aha! Larry’s eyes widened, at last a way he could communicate with his followers. The man finished speaking and then stood up, brushing past Larry, and heading off up the train leaving the door open. It was meant to be thought Larry and he stepped inside the room. The microphone looked easy to operate, he cleared his throat
“now hear this, I am Lazbotron, the world’s best Larry and I am speaking to all my followers. I am being persecuted by fools and heretics who do not appreciate that all should be Larry. My followers must rise up and smite these unbelievers who would stand in my path. Join with me my people and together we shall fight them marching arm in arm across the rooftops of the world”
“oi!! Mate what do you think you’re doing??” the guard returned glaring at Larry. “Get out of there”
“i am communing with my followers”
“yeh and I’m Napoleon Bonaparte”
“Well you’re clearly not! he was much shorter and”
“oh comedian are you?”
“and omnipotent god, but yes how did you guess?”
5 minutes later, Larry found himself deposited at Vauxhall station “and stay off my train” the guard yelled as the doors shut.
Ha! Another one who would be up against the wall thought Larry and he stalked off towards the City.
Re: Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 8b/?
Date: 2011-11-30 05:34 pm (UTC)Smashing add.
Re: Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 8b/?
Date: 2011-11-30 06:02 pm (UTC)Oh Larry I would like to be in your harem.>///<Re: Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 8b/?
Date: 2011-11-30 11:22 pm (UTC)There were plenty out there who would join his harem.
Yep, he can totally have me. :)
Re: Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 8b/?
Date: 2011-12-01 12:11 am (UTC)Re: Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 8b/?
Date: 2011-12-01 03:40 pm (UTC)Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 9a/?
Date: 2011-12-03 12:14 pm (UTC)“How is he?” asked Martha as Simon poured over the map with Ben and Jim sat in the back of the car starting out of the window
“Not good” said Mat “he blames himself because apparently after he hugged Simon he thought there was something wrong but he hugged Ben and Larry anyway. We’ve said to him it’s not his fault, I mean it’s magic for god’s sake, how is anyone supposed to know what will happen?”
“Well Simon and I will look after him and try and make him understand that it isn’t his fault”
Ben and Simon came over “right, let’s get this show on the road” said Simon
“Got your pears?” said Martha
“Oh yeh, can’t drive without my pears man” grinned Simon
“Right, well keep in touch and let us know what’s going on” said Ben “drive safely”
“Will do” Simon and Martha got in the car, Martha with the map on her lap and the car pulled away, the small figure of Jim sat forlornly in the back.
“Do you think he’ll be OK?” asked Mat
“Yeh” said Ben “he’s got Martha and Simon with him”
“No I mean the hugs; do you think they’ll go right again?”
Ben shook his head “who knows but I hope so. Imagine if he can never hug anyone again”
Mat put his arm round Ben’s waist, "imagine if we could never do this again”
Ben shuddered and dropped his arm round Mat’s shoulder “don’t even think it”
They stood in silence for a few moments
“Right come on” said Ben “we need to go Larry hunting”
“Where do you think he’s gone?” said Mat
“No idea” said Ben
“What??” said Mat “what do you mean no idea?”
Ben started at him “well why would I?”
“Well because...because....well because you’re Ben and you always know” said Mat. Ben’s reputation as the irritating on set know it all was well deserved.
“Normal stuff yes but strangely enough, I’m struggling to comprehend what I’d do it I thought I were an omnipotent deity”
Mat frowned “well, he hasn’t got a car or his bike so he’s on foot which means he can’t have gone far”
“Good point, not just a pretty face are you?” Ben grinned at him
Mat stuck his tongue out “which means we should start off by looking around here to see if there is any sign of him”
“Ok” Ben nodded “let’s do that” and they set off hand in hand
It didn’t take long before they found signs of Larry
I LOVE THE SONG BUT I’VE BEEN TO THE CRIMEA AND I DON’T REMEBER A RIVER
JUST TRIED SOME INTENSELY SOFTENING BODY WASH AND TURNED INTO AN AMORPHOUS JELLY
“He’s still got his pens then” said Mat looking at the words scrawled across the wall
“So it would seem”
They kept walking and found more
YOU KNOW THAT CIRCUS TRAIN FROM INDIANA JONES? WELL IMAGINE I'M ON THAT... THEN SUBTRACT THE ANIMALS, CHASE SEQUENCE AND DRAMATIC SCORE.
“Oh” Mat stopped “I know where he’s gone”
“Where, a circus?”
“No” Mat slapped Ben playfully “to the train station”
“Train station??”
“Yeh think about it. It’s the only way he can get anywhere. He’ll have got the train to London to try and find his followers”
Ben seized Mat and kissed him “have I ever told you you’re brilliant?”
“Not enough times”
“You’re brilliant!,Right let’s get the car” and they ran back to the studios
Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 9b/?
Date: 2011-12-03 12:19 pm (UTC)Meanwhile in London, Larry was marching purposefully towards...well actually he wasn’t really sure but he was marching purposefully towards it nevertheless.
He was now seriously cross. His means of communication had been stolen from him, he’d been thrown off his mode of transport just as he was starting to commune with his followers and now his pens had run out.
And his smiting powers had been stolen as well.
He had tried to smite a courier who had nearly run him over when he was crossing the road but his shout of “DIE UNBELIEVER” as he thrust out his hand and put on his best menacing face had been met with “fuck off tosser”.
He had experimentally tried to smite a few snails and a worm but it had been a total failure, even when he varied his menacing faces. It was all most annoying!!
Suddenly he heard voices
“It is, it’s him!”
“Oh my god, it IS, it’s Larry!”
Larry turned to see a group of young women
“Excuse me” said one of them politely “but you are Larry Rickard aren’t you?”
Larry smiled. At last! Followers!
“I am the divine Lazbotron yes”
“OH MY GOD!!” screamed one of them before her friend hushed her “sorry, it’s just, Larry! We love you”
Larry’s smile got wider “do you follow me?”
“Oh my god, YES” said another “we LOVE your tweets, you’re hilarious”
“And cute too” muttered another one
“sshhhh we don’t want to look like huge fan girls”
“But we are”
“Larry” said the first girl again “where have you been? You haven’t been on twitter for ages”
“Ah” Larry’s face darkened “heretics stole my phone”
The girls laughed “heretics?”
“Yes, Mat and Ben, they stole my phone and locked me in a room”
The girls laughed again “oh we love hearing about your onset pranks”
“Pranks??” said Larry frowned “they dared come between me and my followers; they shall pay when all is Larry”
“All is Larry?” said the girls questioningly
“yes, the time has come for the divine Lazbotron to assume his rightful place as rule of the world”
The girls collapsed with laughter “oh larry, you’re so funny”
“funny? I’m totally serious. All shall be Larry”
The girls laughed again “all shall be larry? how?”
“I am the divine Lazbotron and Jim is my High Priest, together we will cast out the unbelievers”
“are jimothy hugs really magic then?” said one of the girls “we thought it was a joke”
“Definitely” said Larry
They squealed
“I KNEW it!”
“oh Jim, magic hugs!”
“just too adorable”
“Larry would you mind if we took a picture?” said one of them "we'd really appreciate it"
“of course, I understand your need to savour my divinity” and he posed as she snapped a photo on her phone.
Larry’s eyes gleamed, a phone!!! His hands itched to take it. He licked his lips. By rights he should order the girl to hand it over but he couldn’t risk a refusal especially now his smiting powers had deserted him
“Can I see your phone” he asked
“Sure” said the girl, who may have been called Gemma handing it over
Larry took it and turned it over, perfect, just like the one those infidels had stolen
"Why don’t I take your photo” he suggested
“Oh yes please” said one of the other girls who may have been called Chloe
They clustered together
“Back” said Larry “I can’t get you all in”
They went back
“A bit further”
“More”
“Smile”
Larry turned and sprinted away
The girls stared after him open mouthed
“He just stole my bloody phone” said Gemma
Chloe whipped out her phone and tweeted “just met @lazbotron, he stole Gemma’s phone! Larry can we have our phone back?”
Re: Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 9b/?
Date: 2011-12-03 03:47 pm (UTC)Ben and Mat - big Larry hunters.
Your Larry is brilliant, I can just see him being like that.
Can't wait for more - please?
Re: Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 9b/?
Date: 2011-12-03 05:14 pm (UTC)I love the way you write everyone, Mat and Ben's adorable relationship and Simon the cloudcuckoolander. "Can’t drive without my pears, man."
(And apparently spellcheck recognises cloudcuckoolander as a word.)
nonny here
Date: 2011-12-03 06:29 pm (UTC)Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 10a/14
Date: 2011-12-03 06:32 pm (UTC)He opened the phone and logged into his twitter account. There were many messages for him, he knew his followers would miss him but he had no time to read them now, he had things to say
REJOICE MY FOLLOWERS THE DIVINE LAZBOTRON HAS RETURNED
I HAVE COME AMONGST YOU AND NOW ALL SHALL BE LARRY
THE HERETICS SHALL BE PUNISHED – THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE
WE SHALL WORSHIP JIMOTHY WHO WILL SPREAD HIS HUGS TO ALL WHO FOLLOW US
EVERYTHING I TOUCH TURNS TO GOLD. THIS WAS PARTICULARLY PROBLEMATIC DURING MY LONELY TEENAGE YEARS
“Uh oh” Mat frowned scrolling through his screen “Larry’s back on line”
“I assume from your tone that he’s not back on line apologising for what he’s done then?”
“Err nope, he still thinks he’d the divine Lazbotron, he’s still telling people about Jim’s hugs and we now appear to be heretics”
“Great! Any clue as to where he is?”
“No but I’ll keep checking”
“Some clue would help; I mean London is a pretty big place”
“Yep”
“And we have been driving round it for 4 hours”
“I know”
Mat sighed, this all seemed pretty hopeless. How the hell were they meant to find Larry like this? He wished he and Ben were at the cottage instead of driving around on a hot sticky day choking on traffic fumes.
He loved the cottage. Ben had taken him there the first summer they’d been together and they’d spent an idyllic week under perfect azure blue skies, never wearing more than a pair of shorts it was so hot and most of the time not even wearing that. He remembered lying in the ground floor bedroom the breeze blowing the light curtains in and whipping them into a froth as he’d watched Ben sleep until unable to restrain himself, he’d kissed him into wakefulness and..
“penny for them?” Ben was looking at him
“sorry I was miles away”
“wishing we were at the cottage?” guessed Ben
“how did you know?”
“you were smiling to yourself so I guessed they were good thoughts”
Mat squeezed Ben’s thigh and then sighed again
“I can’t believe all this. A few days ago the magic hugs were the best thing ever in the world and now” he shrugged helplessly “it’s like a curse! One of our best friends is out there thinking he’s God or a God or something”
Ben looked at him “well I don’t suppose it can get any worse”
Just then Ben’s phone rang
“Benjamin?”
“Daddy?”
Mat suppressed a smile, Ben always called his mother and father, mummy and daddy, something which frankly only very posh people could get away with
“Benjamin, I’m at the cottage, what on earth is going on?”
Ben sighed; he really wished his father would call him Ben
“Well it’s a long story” he began
“Are you driving?” snapped his father
“Yes daddy”
“Is Mathew with you?”
“Yes”
“Well then put Mathew on and he can tell me. You know I don’t like you talking and driving at the same time”
Mat picked up the phone “hello sir” he said
“Mathew how many times have I told you to call me Alexander?” said Ben’s father “now what is going on? Anna and I are at the cottage with your friends but they won’t tell me what’s happening”
Mat sighed “right well let me explain”
Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 10b/14
Date: 2011-12-03 06:34 pm (UTC)When they had arrived at the cottage, even Jim was momentarily shaken out of his depression. He’d spent the whole journey staring out of the window, rebuffing Simon's and Martha’s efforts to talk to him while he went over and over in his mind what had happened. He had no idea what to do and with his grandmother dead, no-one to talk to who would understand.
The cottage however did at least raise a small smile. It was a proper old half timbered, thatched roof cottage with higgledy piggledy stairs, sloping floors and exposed beams. Although modernised, it had all been done in harmony with the original features, even the huge floor to ceiling window at the back of the house which opened out on to an acre of enclosed garden complete with summer house and swimming pool
“Wow” said Simon putting down his bags
“You can say that” echoed Martha “this is gorgeous! Don’t you think so Jim?”
“Yeh” he smiled a very small smile “it is”
“Ok Simon and I will go and get some supplies, will you be ok here?”
“Yes I’ll be fine”
“Good” Martha patted his arm “don’t worry she said, I’m sure it will all work out
Jim listened to the car drive off and began to explore the cottage. It was a lot bigger inside than it looked with 4 bedrooms, 1 downstairs overlooking the garden and 3 upstairs, a large bathroom with a standalone claw foot bath and a beautiful kitchen dinner with every gadget you could want. He sat down on one of the squishy sofas and listened to the silence.
The cottage really was right in the middle of nowhere. He closed his eyes and the strain of the last few days over took him and he fell asleep.
30 mins later when Simon and Martha returned they found Jim slumbering on the sofa
“Oh bless “said Martha stroking his cheek “he’s fast asleep”
Simon nodded “let’s put this stuff away and go into the garden so we don’t disturb him”
“Simon?”
“Yeh?”
“Do you think he’ll be ok”?
“Hope so man. I hope so”
Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 10c/14
Date: 2011-12-03 06:36 pm (UTC)He got up and ran his hands through his hair and wondered outside
“Hey” he said
“Oh Jim you’re awake” said Martha “how do you feel”
He smiled “better for a sleep”
“Well I’m starving” said Simon “shall we crack some beers open and have some food”
“Good plan” said Jim
The 3 of them headed into the kitchen. The ceilings were quite low and the kitchen was down a small flight of steps. Jim didn’t need to bend his head, but Simon had to really duck as he went down them as did Martha
“Crack”
Martha didn’t duck enough and smacked her head against the lintel
“Ow” she cried and tumbled down, falling against Jim who instinctively put out his arms to steady her as she fell against him
“Oh man” said Simon in fear and he pulled Jim away from her but it was too late, he’d already put his arms round her.
“Oh no” moaned Jim “oh god, what have I done”
Martha looked dizzy and unfocused and a bruise was already forming on her forehead. They sat her down and gave her some water, watching uneasily for signs of strange behaviour. They didn’t have to wait long
“God it’s hot in here” Martha ran her hand theatrically through her hair “so hot” she pouted
She unbuttoned a few buttons on her top “it’ll help me cool down” she said licking her lips
“Too hot?” asked Simon “I’ll open a window”
She giggled and fanned herself dramatically “it’s something else making me hot”
“Is it?” Jim looked around “what?”
“You” said Martha and launched herself at him
“Arghhhh Simon help” said Jim as Martha tried to kiss him
Simon grabbed Martha and pulled her off but Martha merely turned and tried to kiss him instead
“Jesus” said Simon trying to ward Martha off “I thought it was Ben and Mat who got all the women”
Jim grabbed Martha’s arm “Martha, you’re not well and...”
“Oh Jim” she flung herself against him
“Simon for godsake get her off, I daren’t risk another hug”
Simon pulled her off, propelling her gently but firmly away into the corner of the kitchen
“Run” he said to Jim and they ran
Martha was after them in a second “Jim, Simon, don’t go!”
They pounded up the stairs and into the bathroom, locking the door
“Jim” Martha hammered on the door “Simon, come out, I’ve got something for you”
“No”
“Please”
“No”
“You’ll like it”
Jim looked through the keyhole,
“What’s she doing man” asked Simon
“Arghhhh she’s stripping off” he covered his eyes “Martha put your clothes on”
“I need to be ready for you”
“We’re not coming out” said Simon
“You will when you see what I’ve got for you” she sang through the door
“We won’t! Put your clothes on please”
“No I want you to ravish me”
Jim and Simon put their fingers in their ears
“We’re not listening” they shouted
She hammered on the door again “come and take me”
“Oh god” They slumped to the floor “how long do you think she’ll stay out there?” whispered Jim
“Who knows but I’d bet on a long time”
“Great”
Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 10d/14
Date: 2011-12-03 06:38 pm (UTC)“Yes mate”
“So far your hugs have turned Ben into a psycho, Larry into a megalomaniac and Martha into a nymphomaniac. All things considered, I don’t think it’s been your best few days” said Simon solemnly and then he laughed
Jim stared at him and then he began to laugh as well
“It’s not funny” wheezed Simon “but at the same time it’s fucking hilarious”
Jim was bent double and choking “this isn’t real laughter, its hysteria” he said,
“I know but who cares, it’s making me feel better”
They laughed until their stomachs hurts and the tears ran from their eyes until eventually they calmed down
“Shall I risk another look” said Jim
“If you like” said Simon “just to check”
Jim peered through the keyhole. Martha wasn’t there. He rubbed his eyes and looked again, no she’d definitely gone
“She’s gone” said Jim
Simon looked worried “it’s worse if we don’t know where she is. Anything could happen to her in that state”
Jim nodded “We should go and make sure she’s ok”
They crept cautiously out of the bathroom. All was quiet.
“Can you see her” hissed Jim
“Nope" said Simon “no sign”
Suddenly
“Jim!!” and Jim was grabbed and dragged into the bedroom
“Oh fuck” Martha was still in her underwear, he closed his eyes. Only problem with that was it made fighting her off difficult as she pushed him onto the bed and climbed on top of him
“Simon help” he shouted “help, I can’t fight her off, I’ve got my eyes closed”
“So have I”
“Well ....aghh no Martha stop” he added twisting his head as Martha tried to kiss him “well put your hands over your eyes but do something”
Martha was giggling “come on Jim, you know you want to” and the trouble was, he did. He’d always fancied Martha, she was so beautiful with her golden her and lovely eyes and wicked sense of humour, but not like this
“Simon” he yelled again flailing with his arms “help”
“Coming man” Simon ran in one hand over his eyes, the other clutching a duvet. He very quickly opened his eyes and threw it over Martha, rolling her up in it as Jim wriggled out from underneath her.
In the duvet, Martha was yelling and cursing as Simon held onto her legs firmly and Jim tried to get her arms into the duvet
“WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON HERE??”
A loud voice with perfect pronunciation bellowed across the room. They turned. In the door way clutching a suitcase was a tall broad shouldered man in his 60’s who judging by his hair, the same as Ben’s but completely grey and his nose, had to be Ben’s father. Mr Willbond, or more accurately Professor Willbond, cardio thoracic surgeon and professor of cardiology. By his side was a petite woman with Ben’s eyes. His mother, Anna.
Simon groaned, now this would take some explaining.
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Date: 2011-12-03 07:55 pm (UTC)So good and yet so funny. You have to feel so sorry for Jim.
Great stuff.
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Date: 2011-12-03 08:17 pm (UTC)And Martha needs a classic porno rift, Debbie Does Dallas is a good one.
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