Round 3 - Return of the Meme
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hhanonRound 3 - Return of the Meme
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That's nearly the end of the storia, for onto the scene comes our much loved meme: HAIL TO THE QUEEN OF PROMPTIA.
Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 9b/?
Date: 2011-12-03 12:19 pm (UTC)Meanwhile in London, Larry was marching purposefully towards...well actually he wasn’t really sure but he was marching purposefully towards it nevertheless.
He was now seriously cross. His means of communication had been stolen from him, he’d been thrown off his mode of transport just as he was starting to commune with his followers and now his pens had run out.
And his smiting powers had been stolen as well.
He had tried to smite a courier who had nearly run him over when he was crossing the road but his shout of “DIE UNBELIEVER” as he thrust out his hand and put on his best menacing face had been met with “fuck off tosser”.
He had experimentally tried to smite a few snails and a worm but it had been a total failure, even when he varied his menacing faces. It was all most annoying!!
Suddenly he heard voices
“It is, it’s him!”
“Oh my god, it IS, it’s Larry!”
Larry turned to see a group of young women
“Excuse me” said one of them politely “but you are Larry Rickard aren’t you?”
Larry smiled. At last! Followers!
“I am the divine Lazbotron yes”
“OH MY GOD!!” screamed one of them before her friend hushed her “sorry, it’s just, Larry! We love you”
Larry’s smile got wider “do you follow me?”
“Oh my god, YES” said another “we LOVE your tweets, you’re hilarious”
“And cute too” muttered another one
“sshhhh we don’t want to look like huge fan girls”
“But we are”
“Larry” said the first girl again “where have you been? You haven’t been on twitter for ages”
“Ah” Larry’s face darkened “heretics stole my phone”
The girls laughed “heretics?”
“Yes, Mat and Ben, they stole my phone and locked me in a room”
The girls laughed again “oh we love hearing about your onset pranks”
“Pranks??” said Larry frowned “they dared come between me and my followers; they shall pay when all is Larry”
“All is Larry?” said the girls questioningly
“yes, the time has come for the divine Lazbotron to assume his rightful place as rule of the world”
The girls collapsed with laughter “oh larry, you’re so funny”
“funny? I’m totally serious. All shall be Larry”
The girls laughed again “all shall be larry? how?”
“I am the divine Lazbotron and Jim is my High Priest, together we will cast out the unbelievers”
“are jimothy hugs really magic then?” said one of the girls “we thought it was a joke”
“Definitely” said Larry
They squealed
“I KNEW it!”
“oh Jim, magic hugs!”
“just too adorable”
“Larry would you mind if we took a picture?” said one of them "we'd really appreciate it"
“of course, I understand your need to savour my divinity” and he posed as she snapped a photo on her phone.
Larry’s eyes gleamed, a phone!!! His hands itched to take it. He licked his lips. By rights he should order the girl to hand it over but he couldn’t risk a refusal especially now his smiting powers had deserted him
“Can I see your phone” he asked
“Sure” said the girl, who may have been called Gemma handing it over
Larry took it and turned it over, perfect, just like the one those infidels had stolen
"Why don’t I take your photo” he suggested
“Oh yes please” said one of the other girls who may have been called Chloe
They clustered together
“Back” said Larry “I can’t get you all in”
They went back
“A bit further”
“More”
“Smile”
Larry turned and sprinted away
The girls stared after him open mouthed
“He just stole my bloody phone” said Gemma
Chloe whipped out her phone and tweeted “just met @lazbotron, he stole Gemma’s phone! Larry can we have our phone back?”
Re: Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 9b/?
Date: 2011-12-03 03:47 pm (UTC)Ben and Mat - big Larry hunters.
Your Larry is brilliant, I can just see him being like that.
Can't wait for more - please?
Re: Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 9b/?
Date: 2011-12-03 05:14 pm (UTC)I love the way you write everyone, Mat and Ben's adorable relationship and Simon the cloudcuckoolander. "Can’t drive without my pears, man."
(And apparently spellcheck recognises cloudcuckoolander as a word.)
nonny here
Date: 2011-12-03 06:29 pm (UTC)Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 10a/14
Date: 2011-12-03 06:32 pm (UTC)He opened the phone and logged into his twitter account. There were many messages for him, he knew his followers would miss him but he had no time to read them now, he had things to say
REJOICE MY FOLLOWERS THE DIVINE LAZBOTRON HAS RETURNED
I HAVE COME AMONGST YOU AND NOW ALL SHALL BE LARRY
THE HERETICS SHALL BE PUNISHED – THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE
WE SHALL WORSHIP JIMOTHY WHO WILL SPREAD HIS HUGS TO ALL WHO FOLLOW US
EVERYTHING I TOUCH TURNS TO GOLD. THIS WAS PARTICULARLY PROBLEMATIC DURING MY LONELY TEENAGE YEARS
“Uh oh” Mat frowned scrolling through his screen “Larry’s back on line”
“I assume from your tone that he’s not back on line apologising for what he’s done then?”
“Err nope, he still thinks he’d the divine Lazbotron, he’s still telling people about Jim’s hugs and we now appear to be heretics”
“Great! Any clue as to where he is?”
“No but I’ll keep checking”
“Some clue would help; I mean London is a pretty big place”
“Yep”
“And we have been driving round it for 4 hours”
“I know”
Mat sighed, this all seemed pretty hopeless. How the hell were they meant to find Larry like this? He wished he and Ben were at the cottage instead of driving around on a hot sticky day choking on traffic fumes.
He loved the cottage. Ben had taken him there the first summer they’d been together and they’d spent an idyllic week under perfect azure blue skies, never wearing more than a pair of shorts it was so hot and most of the time not even wearing that. He remembered lying in the ground floor bedroom the breeze blowing the light curtains in and whipping them into a froth as he’d watched Ben sleep until unable to restrain himself, he’d kissed him into wakefulness and..
“penny for them?” Ben was looking at him
“sorry I was miles away”
“wishing we were at the cottage?” guessed Ben
“how did you know?”
“you were smiling to yourself so I guessed they were good thoughts”
Mat squeezed Ben’s thigh and then sighed again
“I can’t believe all this. A few days ago the magic hugs were the best thing ever in the world and now” he shrugged helplessly “it’s like a curse! One of our best friends is out there thinking he’s God or a God or something”
Ben looked at him “well I don’t suppose it can get any worse”
Just then Ben’s phone rang
“Benjamin?”
“Daddy?”
Mat suppressed a smile, Ben always called his mother and father, mummy and daddy, something which frankly only very posh people could get away with
“Benjamin, I’m at the cottage, what on earth is going on?”
Ben sighed; he really wished his father would call him Ben
“Well it’s a long story” he began
“Are you driving?” snapped his father
“Yes daddy”
“Is Mathew with you?”
“Yes”
“Well then put Mathew on and he can tell me. You know I don’t like you talking and driving at the same time”
Mat picked up the phone “hello sir” he said
“Mathew how many times have I told you to call me Alexander?” said Ben’s father “now what is going on? Anna and I are at the cottage with your friends but they won’t tell me what’s happening”
Mat sighed “right well let me explain”
Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 10b/14
Date: 2011-12-03 06:34 pm (UTC)When they had arrived at the cottage, even Jim was momentarily shaken out of his depression. He’d spent the whole journey staring out of the window, rebuffing Simon's and Martha’s efforts to talk to him while he went over and over in his mind what had happened. He had no idea what to do and with his grandmother dead, no-one to talk to who would understand.
The cottage however did at least raise a small smile. It was a proper old half timbered, thatched roof cottage with higgledy piggledy stairs, sloping floors and exposed beams. Although modernised, it had all been done in harmony with the original features, even the huge floor to ceiling window at the back of the house which opened out on to an acre of enclosed garden complete with summer house and swimming pool
“Wow” said Simon putting down his bags
“You can say that” echoed Martha “this is gorgeous! Don’t you think so Jim?”
“Yeh” he smiled a very small smile “it is”
“Ok Simon and I will go and get some supplies, will you be ok here?”
“Yes I’ll be fine”
“Good” Martha patted his arm “don’t worry she said, I’m sure it will all work out
Jim listened to the car drive off and began to explore the cottage. It was a lot bigger inside than it looked with 4 bedrooms, 1 downstairs overlooking the garden and 3 upstairs, a large bathroom with a standalone claw foot bath and a beautiful kitchen dinner with every gadget you could want. He sat down on one of the squishy sofas and listened to the silence.
The cottage really was right in the middle of nowhere. He closed his eyes and the strain of the last few days over took him and he fell asleep.
30 mins later when Simon and Martha returned they found Jim slumbering on the sofa
“Oh bless “said Martha stroking his cheek “he’s fast asleep”
Simon nodded “let’s put this stuff away and go into the garden so we don’t disturb him”
“Simon?”
“Yeh?”
“Do you think he’ll be ok”?
“Hope so man. I hope so”
Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 10c/14
Date: 2011-12-03 06:36 pm (UTC)He got up and ran his hands through his hair and wondered outside
“Hey” he said
“Oh Jim you’re awake” said Martha “how do you feel”
He smiled “better for a sleep”
“Well I’m starving” said Simon “shall we crack some beers open and have some food”
“Good plan” said Jim
The 3 of them headed into the kitchen. The ceilings were quite low and the kitchen was down a small flight of steps. Jim didn’t need to bend his head, but Simon had to really duck as he went down them as did Martha
“Crack”
Martha didn’t duck enough and smacked her head against the lintel
“Ow” she cried and tumbled down, falling against Jim who instinctively put out his arms to steady her as she fell against him
“Oh man” said Simon in fear and he pulled Jim away from her but it was too late, he’d already put his arms round her.
“Oh no” moaned Jim “oh god, what have I done”
Martha looked dizzy and unfocused and a bruise was already forming on her forehead. They sat her down and gave her some water, watching uneasily for signs of strange behaviour. They didn’t have to wait long
“God it’s hot in here” Martha ran her hand theatrically through her hair “so hot” she pouted
She unbuttoned a few buttons on her top “it’ll help me cool down” she said licking her lips
“Too hot?” asked Simon “I’ll open a window”
She giggled and fanned herself dramatically “it’s something else making me hot”
“Is it?” Jim looked around “what?”
“You” said Martha and launched herself at him
“Arghhhh Simon help” said Jim as Martha tried to kiss him
Simon grabbed Martha and pulled her off but Martha merely turned and tried to kiss him instead
“Jesus” said Simon trying to ward Martha off “I thought it was Ben and Mat who got all the women”
Jim grabbed Martha’s arm “Martha, you’re not well and...”
“Oh Jim” she flung herself against him
“Simon for godsake get her off, I daren’t risk another hug”
Simon pulled her off, propelling her gently but firmly away into the corner of the kitchen
“Run” he said to Jim and they ran
Martha was after them in a second “Jim, Simon, don’t go!”
They pounded up the stairs and into the bathroom, locking the door
“Jim” Martha hammered on the door “Simon, come out, I’ve got something for you”
“No”
“Please”
“No”
“You’ll like it”
Jim looked through the keyhole,
“What’s she doing man” asked Simon
“Arghhhh she’s stripping off” he covered his eyes “Martha put your clothes on”
“I need to be ready for you”
“We’re not coming out” said Simon
“You will when you see what I’ve got for you” she sang through the door
“We won’t! Put your clothes on please”
“No I want you to ravish me”
Jim and Simon put their fingers in their ears
“We’re not listening” they shouted
She hammered on the door again “come and take me”
“Oh god” They slumped to the floor “how long do you think she’ll stay out there?” whispered Jim
“Who knows but I’d bet on a long time”
“Great”
Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 10d/14
Date: 2011-12-03 06:38 pm (UTC)“Yes mate”
“So far your hugs have turned Ben into a psycho, Larry into a megalomaniac and Martha into a nymphomaniac. All things considered, I don’t think it’s been your best few days” said Simon solemnly and then he laughed
Jim stared at him and then he began to laugh as well
“It’s not funny” wheezed Simon “but at the same time it’s fucking hilarious”
Jim was bent double and choking “this isn’t real laughter, its hysteria” he said,
“I know but who cares, it’s making me feel better”
They laughed until their stomachs hurts and the tears ran from their eyes until eventually they calmed down
“Shall I risk another look” said Jim
“If you like” said Simon “just to check”
Jim peered through the keyhole. Martha wasn’t there. He rubbed his eyes and looked again, no she’d definitely gone
“She’s gone” said Jim
Simon looked worried “it’s worse if we don’t know where she is. Anything could happen to her in that state”
Jim nodded “We should go and make sure she’s ok”
They crept cautiously out of the bathroom. All was quiet.
“Can you see her” hissed Jim
“Nope" said Simon “no sign”
Suddenly
“Jim!!” and Jim was grabbed and dragged into the bedroom
“Oh fuck” Martha was still in her underwear, he closed his eyes. Only problem with that was it made fighting her off difficult as she pushed him onto the bed and climbed on top of him
“Simon help” he shouted “help, I can’t fight her off, I’ve got my eyes closed”
“So have I”
“Well ....aghh no Martha stop” he added twisting his head as Martha tried to kiss him “well put your hands over your eyes but do something”
Martha was giggling “come on Jim, you know you want to” and the trouble was, he did. He’d always fancied Martha, she was so beautiful with her golden her and lovely eyes and wicked sense of humour, but not like this
“Simon” he yelled again flailing with his arms “help”
“Coming man” Simon ran in one hand over his eyes, the other clutching a duvet. He very quickly opened his eyes and threw it over Martha, rolling her up in it as Jim wriggled out from underneath her.
In the duvet, Martha was yelling and cursing as Simon held onto her legs firmly and Jim tried to get her arms into the duvet
“WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON HERE??”
A loud voice with perfect pronunciation bellowed across the room. They turned. In the door way clutching a suitcase was a tall broad shouldered man in his 60’s who judging by his hair, the same as Ben’s but completely grey and his nose, had to be Ben’s father. Mr Willbond, or more accurately Professor Willbond, cardio thoracic surgeon and professor of cardiology. By his side was a petite woman with Ben’s eyes. His mother, Anna.
Simon groaned, now this would take some explaining.
Re: Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 10d/14
Date: 2011-12-03 07:55 pm (UTC)So good and yet so funny. You have to feel so sorry for Jim.
Great stuff.
Re: Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 10d/14
Date: 2011-12-03 08:17 pm (UTC)And Martha needs a classic porno rift, Debbie Does Dallas is a good one.
Re: Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 10d/14
Date: 2011-12-04 05:32 pm (UTC)Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 11a/14
Date: 2011-12-06 02:44 pm (UTC)Fortunately his messages had reassured them though why they persisted in thinking it was all some kind of joke or prank he wasn’t sure. Clearly, some additional explaining was required but first he needed some rest and food.
He had come to realise that while his followers appreciated and understood the need for All To Be Larry, there were many more heretics than he thought. For instance, he should by rights be able to turn up at one the swankiest hotel in London and be giving the Presidential Suite for free just by asking – but apparently the Ritz was in the hands of unbelievers as well
“Good afternoon sir”
“Actually I prefer your divinity or your omnipotentness”
“I beg your pardon sir?”
“Your divinity”
“What?”
“It’s not sir, it’s your divinity”
“Is there something you wanted?”
“Your finest suite my good man. I am the divine Lazbotron and I require food and shelter and room for my soon to be acquired harem”
“harem?”
“yes, All Shall Be Larry”
“indeed sir....’ SECURITY!!!”
“Well I don’t need an escort up to my suit but it’s kind of you to provide one.....how dare you! Unhand me at once! I am the divine lazbotron and....ouch that hurts”
Outside Larry stared balefully at the Ritz and then took out his phone and added
“Blast Ritz hotel off face of the earth” to his to do list, just underneath
“Recruit lady followers for harem. Note to self, they may refer to me as your largeness rather than your divinity to make things less formal”
“Have Mat and Ben burnt as heretics”
He thought for a moment and then added
“Get teabags”
He decided it would be best if he were incognito and so he went to a Travel lodge and got a room like a normal person. He needed a plan to bring his followers together. He leisurely tweeted his followers as he thought of how best to do this.
LEFT MY MONEY ON THE BEDSIDE TABLE AND BADLY NEEDED A MORNING CROISSANT, SO JUST SMASHED THE WINDOW AND TOOK IT. APPARENTLY THAT'S OK NOW
OH. APPARENTLY GIVING SOMEONE 'PUPPY DOG EYES' IS SUPPOSED TO BE A METAPHOR. SO THAT WAS A WASTE OF BOTH A DOG AND A JIFFY BAG
I THINK MY HOTEL ROOM TV HAS SWITCHED TO A CHANNEL I HOPE DOESN'T APPEAR ON MY BILL
It had to be somewhere large enough, he had so many followers after all, and somewhere they wouldn’t attract too much attention.
Hmmmmmm Larry thought and thought and then grinned, an evil omnipotent god grin. He knew just where they should meet.
Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 11b/14
Date: 2011-12-06 02:47 pm (UTC)Although Larry had periodically tweeted throughout the day, there was no clue to his whereabouts. His followers had no idea either judging from the #where’s Larry? tweets.
On top of that Ben’s father had taken a very dim view of the shenanigans at the cottage. Apparently they had arrived in the middle of what seemed to them to be Simon and Jim attacking Martha. Professor Willbond had insisted that they release her immediately only to be pounced on himself.
Mat had had to stuff his hand in his mouth in stop himself laughing at the image of Ben’s father, all ram rod straight posture, cut glass vowels and Barbour jackets trying to fight off an apparently semi naked Martha. Mat gathered that they had managed to pull Martha off and Ben’s farther had sedated her (he always carried his medical kit with him) and put her to bed. He refused point blank to believe anything about the magic hugs
“Don’t be ridiculous Mathew”
And had demanded that Ben call him later. Mat was starting to wish he’d never heard of Jim, magic hugs, Larry, twitter or horrible histories!
They went indoors.
“God I need a drink” sighed Ben “and a hug”
“Hug first” said Mat
“Thank god yours aren’t magic” said Ben resting his cheek against Mat’s hair “well they are, just not in a crazy personality transforming way”
“Mmmmm” said Mat squeezing Ben harder “we should probably check twitter to see if we can find out what Larry’s up to”
Ben groaned “in a minute, can’t we have a few minutes peace?”
“Yeh ok, but we mustn’t forget, plus we’ll need to check it during the night, you know what an insomniac he is”
“Yeh I know, we will”
They sighed and relaxed into each other feeling the tension slowly start to recede. God thought Mat; he really couldn’t imagine never being able to cuddle Ben again.
“So, you want some food then?” said Ben “bearing in mind that if you don’t say yes now, I might just throw you over my shoulder and take you upstairs and forget about the food”
Mat leaned back “we don’t have to do one or the other” he grinned “we could take some food to bed and you could, you know, feed me”
Ben’s smile widened “you have the best ideas. Come on let’s see what we’ve got”
They rummaged through the cupboards and fridge and then disappeared off upstairs, forgetting all about their phones laying on the kitchen side, with Larry’s twitter feed beginning to swing into action.
Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 11c/14
Date: 2011-12-06 02:51 pm (UTC)She was so beautiful, he thought, her face calm and peaceful, golden hair spread around the pillow. She’d never know, thought Jim, how much he had wanted not to have to fight her off. He put his head in his hands. This was all his fault. He couldn’t be trusted around people, not like this.
“Penny for them?”
Jim looked up. In the doorway was Anna, Ben’s mother. She came over to him and put a hand on his shoulder. Jim flinched away
“don’t worry” she chuckled, her Russian accent still audible even after all these years in the UK “I am not going to hug you, after all I would not want to become, how would you put it? A crazy person?”
Jim stared at her brow furrowed. She smiled at him, blue eyes twinkling
“You think I am laughing at you yes?” She shook her head, “I am not, I know these hugs they are real”
“H how do you know they are real?” he stammered
“I have seen them before” she said “in my village when I was young girl. We had an old woman who could do the same”
Oh! “Did they ever go wrong” asked Jim
“Once they did yes” she laughed “she hugged an old Babushka who was ill. Ha!she got better chased the young men all over the village” she laughed again “it was so funny, they were so scared”
“so what did you do, you know to make them better?”
“Ah” she said “I will tell you”
Re: Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 11c/14
Date: 2011-12-06 06:08 pm (UTC)This is so much fun, great great stuff.
Re: Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 11c/14
Date: 2011-12-07 08:50 am (UTC)have to say at the moment I've still no idea what the cure is going to be...my brain is working on it, possibly whilst it should be doing other things
Re: Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 11c/14
Date: 2011-12-07 12:04 am (UTC)Okay, Your Largeness. ;)
Am I right in thinking that the negative hug effect gets worse the longer it lasts? It seems Larry started off thinking he was some kind of Messiah and Evil Genius combo and developed into thinking he was a God. Whilst Ben started off snappy and impatient and ended up as an attempted rapist.
Also, I've decided it would be fun to deal with an annoying person by telling them they're going on your list of people to have executed if you ever overthrow the world.
Re: Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 11c/14
Date: 2011-12-07 08:55 am (UTC)oh my list of people who will be up against the wall when the revolution comes is very long indeed ;o)
Re: Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 11c/14
Date: 2011-12-07 12:35 am (UTC)I'm glad that Jim does have Anna to talk to about the magic hugs. It seems that finally things would begin to look up for him.
Anyway, there is still so much love for this fic it's unbelievable. I look forward to finding another installment.
*hands over your favorite flowers and a box of your favorite chocolates* *hopes you enjoy them and write more installments*
Re: Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 11c/14
Date: 2011-12-07 08:58 am (UTC)thank you for the flowers and chocolates xxx. There is more to come once my brain has figured a way for the insanity to work itself out
Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 12a/14
Date: 2011-12-07 04:50 pm (UTC)“Martha is clearly a disturbed young woman and”
“She isn’t” began Jim
“Who needs help” continued Alexander as if he hadn’t spoken “and I intend to help her. What I will not do is indulge this hug business for one more minute”
Anna smiled sweetly at Jim and Simon. “Would you mind leaving us alone?” she said “I’d like to speak with my husband in private”
Jim and Simon nodded and left the room. Jim looked downcast,
“cheer up” said Simon nudging him playfully, “my money is on Anna”
When they were alone, Anna turned to her husband
“so” she said “you are not prepared to listen and you are not prepared to help?”
“no” said Alexander looking down at his wife feeling somewhat less confident than he sounded. She may be a foot smaller than him but she was not in any way to be trifled with. He winced as he remembered a works do early in his career when he was still a junior doctor and one of the consultants had made the mistake of rubbing against her rather to closely when they danced. It was amazing what damage a well aimed heel could do to a man’s groin. Thank god they’d had plenty of ice!
She looked at him and sniffed disdainfully “always you have lacked imagination”
“I merely believe in what I see and what I can prove”
“Слабоумный! (idiot)” you can see if you would only look! Do you think that poor girl would behave like that normally? When her friends tell us she wouldn’t? And when Mathew tells you the same happened to Ben?”
“Benjamin has always had too much imagination! He gets that from you”
“He does” anna was shouting now “and you should be grateful he does and is not stuck up and высокомерный (arrogant) like you” she continued glaring up at him, her blue eyes flashing, her cheeks flushed and looking altogether far too beautiful
“Anna there’s no need to shout”
“oh Alexander” Anna ran her finger down his shirt, “what harm could it do just to help? If I am wrong, then I am wrong but no-one gets hurt”
She put her head on one side and looked up at him
“please” she whispered looking up, blue eyes glimmering through thick lashes
“Anna..” he could feel himself weakening “I shouldn’t”
She put her arms round him “please” she said again
“I....”
She stroked his face
“I...OK”
“Thank you” she said “have I told you are a wonderful man and I love you?”
He smiled down at her “i don’t know what you see in a высокомерный Слабоумный like me”
“ah” she stood on tiptoe and kissed him “because you are also моя единственная настоящая любовь (my one true love)
Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 12b/14
Date: 2011-12-07 04:53 pm (UTC)“Yes” said Jim nervously. He wasn’t overly keen but it certainly sounded better than what had happened in Anna’s village where they’d knocked the woman out with a log
“But she could have been killed” he’d said wide eyed when Anna told him
“Well yes but what else where we to do? And anyway she was not killed and it cured the hug problem”.
It would seem that inducing unconsciousness in some way reset the bit of Jim’s brain that dealt with the hugs. The theory was that Alexander would knock him out and then bring him round again, hopefully with his brain back to the way it was before and therefore the hugs back to the way that they were before. That was the theory anyway....
“Ok Jim, are you ready?”
"are you sure man?" said Simon worridly "this does seem a bit drastic"
"simon, what else can I do?"
Simon nodded and punched his arm lightly "see you on the other side man"
"ready Jim" asked Alexander again
“yes” no, but what else could he do?
Anna took his hand as Alexander injected him “do not worry малютка (little one) I will look after you”
“Count back from 10 Jim” said Alexander
“10, 9, 8, 7...” Jim closed his eyes and slipped into unconsciousness
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