Round 3 - Return of the Meme

[hhanon]

Round 3 - Return of the Meme

General Rules

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Prompting Rules

• One prompt per comment. 
• Please follow the correct format (see below).
• Include trigger warnings in the subject line. Use your discretion and please be considerate.
• If your prompt is missing something, such as a subject or a warning, repost it in it’s entirety. It is not enough to reply to your own comment with the missing information. The mod will delete the previous duplicate comment.
• Multiple fills of the same prompt by different author!anons are allowed.
• If for any reason you start a fill but feel you can't finish the WIP you've created, and if you're happy to let someone finish it for you, put it up for HH Meme Fostering and Adoption.
• Prompts for projects other than Horrible Histories (ie. Spy, Gavin and Stacy, Rev, St. Trinian's, the O2 adverts etc., and RPF involving actors from those projects should be posted at the What? They've acted in other things?! post.

Format of Prompts

• Put [RPF] before RPF prompts. 
• For crossover prompts: "[Crossover], HH Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]" 
• Anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other."
• Put [GEN] before GEN prompts, just so you don't get unwanted shipping.
• Use appropriate warnings. I'm trusting you all to know what that means.
• Don't embed any photos, videos or other media.
• Copy and paste links in full; anon comments with active coded links are marked as spam  and the mod doesn't switch accounts often enough - it may be a few days before those  screened comments are de-screened (see: emailing the mod a heads up if it happens).

Archiving Prompts and Fills

• To make the archiving job easier, please drop a link to your fill/unprompted fic here at the fills post.
• Nothing here you fancy filling? Take a look at the unfilled prompts archived here or at Round 1 or Round 2.

That's nearly the end of the storia, for onto the scene comes our much loved meme: HAIL TO THE QUEEN OF PROMPTIA.

Comments

Shakespeare/Richard III - Anonymous

[(Anonymous)]

So you might have heard of a certain trainwreck of a movie called Anonymous, which (among other things) not only takes the line that Shakespeare's plays were actually written by the Earl of Oxford, but apparently portrays Shakespeare as basically a boorish, illiterate thug.

Well, Shakespeare hears of this film, and is, naturally, not best pleased at how he's been portrayed. In fact, he's downright fuming. Richard on the other hand can't help but be amused because, hey, now he knows what it feels like!

Cue mutual snarking that somehow leads to slash.

(IDEK... I just need something to cure my RAEG over that film. Help me, hhanon, you're my only hope!)

Re: Shakespeare/Richard III - Anonymous

[balinese-baby.livejournal.com]

Haven't seen the film but I can just see Richard thoroughly enjoying Shakespeare's discomfort.

Seconded.

[RPF] NaNoWriMo

[(Anonymous)]

So, some of us our there are doing NaNoWriMo this year, and have the usual thing of work/study vs WRITING FRENZY.

So, somehow Larry gets cajoled or persuaded into taking part in NaNo. But, of course, his main job is writing. So he obviously feels like his novel'd better be good, but at the same time has to somehow fit it in between all of the stuff he actually gets paid for.

So how? What does he write?

Re: [RPF] NaNoWriMo

[wniny.livejournal.com]

I love this idea, I seriously would love to read Larry's NaNo. It would be filled of random stuff like helicopters and filling the withe house with jell-O. I can also see him having a mental breakdown at 25k and getting comforted by one of his cast-members. Yeah.

And hell yeah NaNoWriMo pal! :D (5k already... how did that happened?)

[Non-RPF] [RPF] You/Anyone Wish-Fulfillment/Fantasy

[(Anonymous)]

It's not a PROPER meme until this appears! :D

I assume most of us have at least one fantasy about someone/character from HH. Divulge it!!

Re: [Non-RPF] [RPF] You/Anyone Wish-Fulfillment/Fantasy

[(Anonymous)]

I would, but basically it would be; I saw Mat. I fangirled. We made out. And there was *insert kink here* XD

Charles II / Sothers

[(Anonymous)]

http://textsfromhistory.tumblr.com/post/12204055069#postNotes

Re: Charles II / Sothers

[(Anonymous)]

Larry's face. :D XD He ships them.

[RPF] Ben/Larry, Ben dirty talking

[(Anonymous)]

...Because the way that that man says 'fucking' DOES things to me. And Larry agrees or something. :DD

Re: [RPF] Ben/Larry, Ben dirty talking

[(Anonymous)]

YES PLEASE.

[RPF] Ben/Larry/Mat, Dirty talking

[(Anonymous)]

...We need more threesomes. And more dirty talk.

Re: [RPF] Ben/Larry/Mat, Dirty talking

[(Anonymous)]

I've done 2 Ben/Mat/Larry 3somes already - not sure I can stretch to a third....
this almost certainly means I will write this, I've just got 2 other WIPs at the moment

Hunter/Farmer, hurt/comfort

[(Anonymous)]

Hunter gets injured while attempting to bring down a wild animal and Farmer nurses him back to health.

Re: Hunter/Farmer, hurt/comfort

[balinese-baby.livejournal.com]

want so much

[RPF] Other/Other, YMCA

[(Anonymous)]

This tweet. Just... this tweet. http://twitter.com/#!/RealJimHowick/status/130587486786289665

Re: [RPF] Other/Other, YMCA

[(Anonymous)]

...

...

...

I LOVE THESE PEOPLE!!

XD

*DEAD FROM WANT~~~~*

(The fact Simon is the biker who was meant to be a GAY biker according to urban legend...)

[RPF] Jim/Mat

[(Anonymous)]

Based on this tweet: http://twitter.com/#!/RealJimHowick/status/131611913103736832

Anything about them being cheered simply by the other's presence.

Fortescue/Jeff/ShoutyVictorianSalesman!Jim sex on Victoria's throne, foodplay

[(Anonymous)]

Their complaining about Victoria/her behavior/crying leads to sexy times, on her throne, possibly involving historical snacks.

Re: Fortescue/Jeff/ShoutyVictorianSalesman!Jim sex on Victoria's throne, foodplay

[amine-eyes.livejournal.com]

Hey anon!

Just wondering - is this prompt for the HH Prom? If so, are you wanting Fortescue/ Neil Short (Larry's character) / ShoutyMan!Jim (as I honestly can't remember if there's a Jeff at the Proms!)? :)

[RPF] Jim, Simon or Jim/Simon

[(Anonymous)]

This tweet: http://twitter.com/#!/RealJimHowick/status/130200233572442112

:D

Buddy+Buddy joking or slashy humor; just give me some antics between the two.

Richard III/William Shakespeare, Lady and the Tramp AU

[(Anonymous)]

...Except not with them as dogs. Yeah. <<

Richard is a rich, faintly posh boy who has been rather isolated from the world outside. Shakespeare is a street-wise, slightly amoral guy who shuns the upper side of town. One day Richard somehow finds himself locked outside with no way of getting back and wanders off in a rather desperate way, he bumps into Shakespeare along the way and...

Well.

How do things go from there? ;)

Re: Richard III/William Shakespeare, Lady and the Tramp AU

[balinese-baby.livejournal.com]

Seconded

[RPF] Larry/Other, writing on skin

[(Anonymous)]

...My main reasoning being that he's a writer, yeah.

But Larry writing on somebody, either absent-mindedly or deliberately, would be great. :DD

FILL: "Blue Ink", Larry/Mat, writing on skin, NC-17 1/3

[(Anonymous)]

The first time he does it, it is honestly an accident.

He knows what his brain's like, if he doesn't write the idea down now then it's gone and he spends the next two days curled up in bed surrounded by balled up bits of paper frantically trying to get it back.

Okay, so Mat yelps a bit as Larry pounces on him with a pen, but thankfully he stays still while Larry scrawls across his chest, and only raises an eyebrow once Larry sits back up again, victorious grin on his face.

"Is paper boring?"

Larry blinks. Looks down at Mat.

"What? No! Yes. Possibly. Idea. Script."

Luckily Mat is fluent in Writer, and only rolls his eyes as Larry grabs his phone to take a picture of his chest, propping himself up on his elbows once he's done.

"If that goes on Twitter," he warns, but it's spoiled by the smile on his face and his hair which Larry just has to run his hands through. So he does, and they kiss for a long moment.

"I'm sure your fans will be very happy," he eventually replies, and Mat flips them over, smirking down at him as he grinds down.

"Breaking the internet is not actually a good thing," he laughs, and Larry grins up at him, dragging his eyes down his chest, pausing at the smudged words right over his hipbone.

"Oh I don't know, it would be fun," he drawls, and then the conversation is replaced by more kissing, which is much more fun.

And although they both end up with blue smudges on their chest which won't wash off, and Makeup hate them both the next morning, Larry can't complain.

Charles II/other, shagging all over the palace

[(Anonymous)]

So, you know how some couples 'christen' their new home by having it off in all the rooms?

Imagine if Charles II tries to do that in his palace.

Because he would.

And he asks Sotherby to keep track of it for him.

Re: Charles II/other, shagging all over the palace

[(Anonymous)]

I for one, would very much enjoy this ^^:D:D

[RPF] Jim/Simon/Larry

[(Anonymous)]

...I saw it and I needed it.

Re: [RPF] Jim/Simon/Larry

[(Anonymous)]

Are you referring to my comment on the YMCA prompt or is there a picture/clip I'm missing?

Charles II/Louis XIV

[(Anonymous)]

Because they were both around at the same time and are both the sluttiest that Europe has to offer. Don't you think that they'd have fun hijinks?

Re: Charles II/Louis XIV

[(Anonymous)]

*looks around* But they where cousins... whatever, who cares, right? :D

Charles I + Louis XVI

[(Anonymous)]

They both lost their heads. Charles comforting Louis in the afterlife? (Preferably Gen, though feel free to try and make the ship work if you want!)

Knight!Jim/Sir Percivak - role-play

[(Anonymous)]

Because Knight!Jim likes it when he acts as "Percy the peasant". Really, really likes it.

Re: Knight!Jim/Sir Percivak - role-play

[(Anonymous)]

Argh. Obviously that should be "Sir Percival". I can't type at this time of night...

Caesar/Vercingetorix, steampunk AU

[(Anonymous)]

Because whether they're on a battlefield in ancient Europe or on an airship in a strange sky - they'd have a wonderfully complicated relationship.

And because I like airships. XD

[Fill] "The City is Dying" PG13 for now 1/?

[(Anonymous)]

Julius emerges from the stairway up to the zeppelin landing platform and immediately his face morphs into a fond smirk. Vercingetorix is there, of course he is, with his stupid top hat and goggles and stupid waistcoat that fits him far too snugly, perched atop his stupid (absurdly well-crafted and beautiful) bike. It still irks him something awful that Verci built that thing on his own…

And then the infuriating man is holding out a hand and inviting him to join him on that stupid (glorious, utterly stunning) bike. He rolls his eyes for good measure and slides onto it behind him, wrapping his arms around Verci’s skinny waist and scowling when he realises the man has been spending all his time building and not enough time actually taking care of himself.

“You stopped eating Verci.”Julius murmurs matter-of-factly into his ear.
“Oh Juli!” Vercingetorix exclaims loudly as he kicks the bike into life. “Who wants to eat when zer are things to build!”

Julius rolls his eyes and holds on tight to almost nothing as Verci speeds off into the darkness of the city. If it wasn’t for him he wouldn’t keep coming back to this place, he’d rather be in the skies finding new things that way than tinkering around in a tiny little cubby-hole in the centre of a dying city. But Verci likes it here, therefore Julius likes it here and he’ll keep coming back until Vercingetorix realises he can’t save something that’s already dead. Then maybe he’ll go with Julius and they can properly be together in the skies where they belong.

But until then he almost loves Vercingetorix with his stupid hair and stupid hat and stupid attachment to this stupid city and his stupidly utterly sublime bike. Almost.

Verci’s place is run-down and Julius wrinkles his nose when a rat scuttles past the front door which of course is locked with a confusing mess of cogs and springs that unlock with a not unpleasant metallic grind. He follows Verci inside and marvels at all the ways in which the irritating French man has utterly failed at the upkeep of his house in the weeks Julius has been away.

“Verci.” He mutters, flicking dust off a picture frame that he thinks contains a photograph of Verci’s family underneath the centimetre of grime. “This place is disgusting.”

Vercingetorix turns to face him and smiles like he knows that. “Of course Juli, zis city has become worse in your absence, you ‘av to make it look like you don’t live where you live.”

He casually takes Julius’ hand and leads him down the hallway to a door that Julius doesn’t remember from last time he was here, of course once again it slides unlocked with a rumbling crunch of gears. Inside is a flight of stairs downwards and he once again follows Verci into the darkness, hearing the door shut behind him with another satisfying collision of cogs.

“Welcome to my inner sanctum Juli.” Verci announces, removing his tophat and bowing with a flourish. The effect is ruined when Julius notices the scar on his head, extending from just past his hair line down to just above his eyebrow. Verci notices him staring and rolls his eyes with a derisive snort. “Oh no little Verci got ‘urt whilst big Julius wasn’t ‘ere to ‘elp.”

[RPF] Mat/Ben, UST

[(Anonymous)]

I love ridiculous drawn out gazing across the room sexual tension. After months of eye fucking and ~accidental touching, they snap.

Indulge me?

Alexander/Hephaestion

[(Anonymous)]

Based on this: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu0v36CYN41qminlvo1_400.jpg

Because, come on, Alexander so would.

Unprompted: Jim/Simon + Mat/Martha NC-17

[balinese-baby.livejournal.com]

A follow up to this http://hhanon.livejournal.com/2037.html?thread=1941749#t1941749

Home Movies - The Next Day


The next morning, Martha couldn’t get Mat out of the house quick enough, she wanted to get back up to bed so she could settle down in comfort and watch another video. She had yet to choose another one, and the thought of watching another of Mat’s home made sex shows excited her a great deal. So much so that when Mat had returned home the previous evening she had dragged him into their bed for an impromptu sex session.

Giving her a big kiss, Mat left the house. Martha thought that he was going to the studio, but as soon as he had sat in the back of the cab that came to fetch him every day, he got out his mobile and quickly pressed speed dial. Waiting impatiently, Mat gazed out of the window, watching as the cab crawled through the rush hour traffic. A noise at the other end quickly bought him back to the here and now, smiling happily, he blew a kiss down the phone line and told the person at the other end that he would be with them in about half an hour, and to be sure to keep the bed warm.

Back at their house, Martha had shoved all of the plates in the dishwasher and switched it on, she would leave the vacuuming for later. A video hidden in a box at the back of Mat’s wardrobe was calling her name. Rummaging in the snack cupboard, she pulled out a large bottle of Pepsi and a few bags of crisps, she didn’t want to have to stop the film to go and get food if she felt hungry.

Checking carefully that she had everything that she wanted, Martha began to climb the stairs to their bedroom, her stomach filling with butterflies as the excitement grew. Putting her snacks down on to the bedside table, she walked over to the wardrobe, and leaning in pulled out the box. Sitting down on the bed, she put the box down next to her, and plucked a tape out of the box, looking at the title she frowned and put it back, ‘Southend’ didn’t sound very good to her. The next one was called ‘Simon’s Birthday’, deciding that it would probably be boring that one went back as well. Third time lucky, Martha’s choice this time was called ‘Simon’s New Flat’, sighing she decided to at least take a look at it.

Putting it into the machine, she settled herself down, ready to eject the film if it proved to be boring. A few minutes later Martha knew she had again hit the jackpot, she had found another home made sex film. So far the only people in it were Jim and Simon, but from what she had seen so far they would be more than enough.

Simon was sat on a cream leather sofa, in a pale cream sitting room. He was shirtless, but was wearing a pair of scruffy jeans that were unbuttoned and the flies unzipped. His feet were also bare. Jim was knelt between his outstretched legs, his head bent over Simon’s crotch, his head bobbing up and down as he gave Simon what seemed to be, if his face was anything to go by, an extremely good blowjob. Jim actually had on more clothes than Simon, he was still wearing a t-shirt and his boxers, but there was no sign of his shoes or his trousers.

Simon had his head thrown back against the back of the sofa, his bottom lip held tightly in his teeth, and his eyes closed as Jim continued to suck on his beautiful tool. Martha couldn’t work out how Jim managed to get so much cock into his mouth, but he seemed to be able to deep throat all of it. Dropping one hand down on to his head, Simon signalled that he wanted Jim to stop. Gazing up at the tall, well built man, from underneath his long eyelashes, Jim released the hard throbbing organ, grinning as it sprung back and thwacked hard against Simon’s washboard hard belly. Reaching down, he cupped a hand under Jim’s chin and drew him up into a kiss, his tongue forcing its way into the wet warmth, and exploring vigorously. Breaking the kiss, Simon got to his feet and smiling down at the slender blond at his feet, pushed his jeans down over his hips, revealing his body in all its naked splendour. Kicking his jeans away, he sat back down, again spreading his legs, showing off the family jewels for all to see.

Fill:Unprompted: Jim/Simon + Mat/Martha NC-17 2/2

[balinese-baby.livejournal.com]

Jim stayed on the floor, from the look in his eyes, he couldn’t wait to be allowed up on to Simon’s lap. Nodding, Simon beckoned Jim up off of the carpet, signalling for him to strip before encouraging him to straddle his crotch, one hand moving to pull Jim’s mouth down on to his own, while the other stroked down over the pale skin of his ass to cup and squeeze one of the beautifully tight butt cheeks. Once the kiss had been established, the other hand came down to join its partner, kneading the soft flesh, stretching the secret entrance to prepare it for the next stage of their loving.

Again Simon broke the kiss, this time bringing one hand up from Jim’s ass to push three fingers into his mouth, quietly urging him to thoroughly wet the fingers. Once he was satisfied, he withdrew his fingers and traced them back down to the waiting ass, Feeling carefully, he pushed two digits up inside the tight body, his eyes watching Jim’s face for any sign of discomfort, seeing none, he added two more fingers, twisting and bending them to loosen his partner up.

Deciding that Jim was ready, Simon grabbed his hips and lifted him up, his large hands holding Jim firmly, while Jim’s own smaller hands reached round and spread his ass cheeks, opening himself ready to take the swollen organ into his body. Lowering Jim down, Simon bit his lip, a groan escaping as his cock was forced up into the hot tight passage. Slowly he pushed himself deeper and deeper into the clutching heat, he knew that he wouldn’t last long now, the pressure was much to much to bear. Gritting his teeth, he took a firmer hold on Jim’s hips, and thrust up hard, the resulting scream bringing tears to Martha’s eyes. Watching intently she was amazed to see Jim’s own cock twitch and shoot hot juices all over Simon’s chest, while from the look on Simon’s face he had done the same deep inside Jim.

As Jim collapsed down on to Simon’s chest, the screen went black, leaving Martha sat there, her mouth open in amazement. With a grin she ejected the film, and with a smile she hoped that Mat would be up for another hot evening when he got home.

Charles II/Sotherby, fucking machine

[(Anonymous)]

So, in order to treat hysteria in women, there was a device made to help induce orgasms without tiring out the doctors - basically a fucking machine.

Charlie, being the open-minded guy we know he is, wants to try it out, and wants Sothers to be there.

(Okay so they weren't invented till WELL after the Stuart era, but work with me here nonny, the image is glorious :'D)

Re: Charles II/Sotherby, fucking machine

[(Anonymous)]

*is dead from the mere thought*

Victorian Nigel/Geoff: Vibrator

[(Anonymous)]

Vibrators were originally intended to treat hysteria by bringing women to "hysterical paroxysm". Geoff and Nigel would never be so irresponsible as to use an untested treatment, so they have to try it out. Thoroughly.

Caligula/DI Bones bargaining, dominance, switching positions

[(Anonymous)]

DI Bones obviously had to stop Caligula from using Wackus Bonkus on him, how did he manage to do that?