Round 3 - Return of the Meme
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hhanonRound 3 - Return of the Meme
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That's nearly the end of the storia, for onto the scene comes our much loved meme: HAIL TO THE QUEEN OF PROMPTIA.
Crack fic RPF Gen Fangirls kidnap the cast 1/1
Date: 2011-12-18 04:31 pm (UTC)The Plan
Somewhere in northwest London, a small group of fangirls are plotting.....
“So have we got everything?”
“Yep – rope, blindfolds, handcuffs, vodka, pizza, minstrels”
“Excellent! Now are we all clear on the plan?”
“Yep on your mark we rush up the steep hill....”
“ha ha ha, seriously are we clear?”
“don’t we just shout loudly and jump them?”
“No that isn’t the plan either! Remember we discussed this. The plan is we pretend this people carrier thing is their taxi. We lure them in, lock all the doors and then head for castle anthrax”
“Are you sure there isn’t room for Greg?” said a voice at the back
“No there isn’t, we’ll get him next time”
There were a few disgruntled mutterings at the back and then silence
“Right – now all we need to do it get past security”
(it helps to imagine the sausage smuggler scene for this bit)
“Bag check”
“What?”
“Bag check ladies”
“Er...”
“It won’t take a moment”
“Um....”
“what’s this? Handcuffs! Blindfolds! And Rope as well..”
“We can explain...”
“You’re not by any chance thinking of kidnapping anyone are you??”
“Hahahahahahaha as if! no no not all, never crossed our minds!
“So this is all for personal use then?”
“Oh yes personal use”
“Well that’s alright then. In you go ladies, have a good time”
“phew that was close”
3 hours later
“Horrible histories cast? Yes this way, taxi all ready for you”
“Aren’t you a little bit young to drive a cab?”
“Not at all unemployment being what it is, look just get in the cab...All in? Right! Go go go!!”
6 months later
Police report there is still no news of the horrible histories cast who were kidnapped after the british comedy awards.
Meanwhile in the dungeon of catle anthrax...
“I don’t think Mat’s going to make it Ben, “said Jim “look at him”
Mat was curled up around his guitar wearing a somewhat rumpled highwaymans outfit and rocking back and forth
“poor bugger, they keep making him sing Mrs Winchester for them” said Ben
“i know, I know” said Jim “and if it’s not that, it “the howling” or “like rain”
“mind you at least Mat’s got clothes, which is more than Laz and I have got” said Ben “it’s very demeaning being kept in your underwear the whole time, not mention cold”
“didn’t they say you should hug mat or laz to keep warm?”
“yes they did” said ben “but I am not a sex object for them to play with you know”
“hmm yeh I think you actually are” said jim ”where is laz anyway?”
“They’ve got him upstairs” they both shuddered “forcing him to be funny for them - again"
“poor bloke, he’s not been allowed a serious thought for months” Ben shook his head “they’ll have drained him, there’ll be nothing left”
“we need to get out of here” said jim “there’s only so many hugs a man can give you know! My arms are aching”
“It’d be easier if Martha hadn’t defected to the other side”
“tell me about it! and she’s worse than they are”
“yeh and it would help if Simon didn’t seem to be well....still Simon” they looked at their fellow cast member who was happily drawing little stick men with curly hair in the dirt. He caught them looking
“hey guys” he said “we’re still here then”
“yes we’re still here Simon” said Jim
“right” simon nodded and went back to drawing “maybe they’ll bring some pears later”
“they won’t bring pears” Mat screeched from the other side of the room “no pears, no clothes because we’re never getting out you hear me?? Never, NEVER!!!” and he laughed hysterically “NEVER”
“calm down Mat” said Ben putting his arm round him “hang in there, don’t let them break you, we can get through this, remember deep breaths” and he put his face close to Mat’s “remember breathe in 1, 2, 3 and out 1,2, 3 and in 1, 2, 3
Mat closed his eyes and breathed calming down
“feel better”? said Ben
“yeh, thanks Ben”
“no problem” and he hugged him “we’ll get through this”
“now kiss!!!” shouted several female voices loudly
Ben clenched his jaw, “when we get out of here I swear to god people will pay.....”
Re: Crack fic RPF Gen Fangirls kidnap the cast 1/1
Date: 2011-12-18 09:52 pm (UTC)I can imagine this actually happening :P
Re: Crack fic RPF Gen Fangirls kidnap the cast 1/1
Date: 2011-12-19 01:58 am (UTC)Re: Crack fic RPF Gen Fangirls kidnap the cast 1/1
Date: 2011-12-19 01:57 pm (UTC)THIS WOULD TOTALLY HAPPEN
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Re: Crack fic RPF Gen Fangirls kidnap the cast 1/1
Date: 2011-12-19 07:37 pm (UTC)*Throws ALL the confetti*
nonny here
Date: 2011-12-20 07:54 am (UTC)obviously though should the cast actually get kidnapped, I would like to say this is entirely a work of fiction and basically it wouldn't be my fault yeh