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Round 3 - Return of the Meme

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From: (Anonymous)

He clamped his mouth shut, biting his lip in an effort to keep quiet and turned to bury his face in Ben’s shoulder trying desperately to control the bucking of his hips. Fortunately he was able to do so but because he couldn’t cry out or even really move, his orgasm seemed to last forever as his cock jerked and spat cum.

Ben wrapped his arm around him hugging him close, clearly aware of what was going on though amazingly no-one else seemed to notice there was anything amiss.

When larry had finally finished, Ben kissed his forehead

“do you want go and clean yourself up?”

“you...you...” larry spluttered at him, torn between wanting to kiss him and thump him. How dare he sit there looking all unruffled and calm, his jacket all done up, his tie not even slightly askew, like butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth when he’d just made Larry unravel in public? Bastard beautiful irritating perfect bloody smug Willbond he thought, I am going to get him for this – and he knew just how as well.

Finally the ceremony was over. Larry was desperate to put his plan into action and hurried Ben into a taxi

“aren’t we staying for a drink with the others”

“no”

“oh, desperate for my cock are we?” Ben smirked at him. Ha! thought Larry, he’ll be sorry.

From: (Anonymous)

In the cab, Larry pulled Ben close, his hands cupping his face and began to kiss him

“You know you really are a bad person Ben, making me cum in public like that”

Ben grinned against his mouth “ah but you liked it though”

Larry flicked his tongue over Ben’s mouth “not as much as you, you filthy bastard” and he had the satisfaction of hearing Ben’s breathing just alter slightly before he kissed him again

Larry smirked inwardly, Ben was too easy really. Telling Ben he was dirty and filthy was a sure fire way of getting him going especially when he was already hot and turned on which judging by the size of the bulge in his trousers he was. He trailed his fingers down the front of Ben’s shirt and poked his finger through the buttons feeling the heat of Ben’s skin under his fingers.

“naughty Ben” he murmured “with your posh voice and your expensive suits but underneath you’re just shameless and dirty, wanking me off in public like that”

He felt Ben wriggle and heard him whimper, and he grinned as he kissed him again aware that the kiss was more urgent this time

“Really it was quite a slutty thing to do” he purred before pulling him for a slow deep kiss that had Ben gasping against him.

“but then” he continued “you are a bit of a slut aren’t you Ben with that insatiable cock of yours, always trying to get me to stroke it or suck it or let you fuck me with it”

Ben moaned into his mouth “Larry....”

“I mean” he added “surely only a filthy slut would go out without any underwear on” and he palmed at Ben’s cock through his trousers

There was no mistaking the change in Ben’s breathing now, he was practically panting against Larry’s mouth so shallow had his breaths become.

“Disgusting” whispered Larry his tongue trailing up Ben’s jawline and under his ear “look at you all hard and desperate, just wanting your cock played with” and he tugged Ben’s zip down

“I bet you’d like me to take your cock in my hand wouldn’t you?, curl my fingers round it tightly and jerk you off” and he kissed him hard and messily, seeking out his hot, heavy cock and twisting his fingers round it very lightly. Ben moaned incoherently pushing his hips forward

Larry bit gently on his ear “I’m barely touching you and you’re moaning like a whore” he said grinning widely at the shudder that ran through Ben’s body at his words, “wanton slutty Willbond” he whispered as he began to pump, fisting his cock with expert strokes.

Ben had his head buried in his shoulder, his breath coming in gasps, his shoulders heaving as Larry worked him

“What shall I do Ben? Shall I make you cum inside those nice smart trousers? Shall I do that? Shall I make you cum and then clean you up with my tongue when we get home and then take you hard over the table”

“you bastard” gasped Ben quietly as he began to cum into Larry’s hand “you utter utter bastard”. Larry held him tightly as he shuddered against him muffling any noise with a kiss, drawing out his orgasm until he was still

When Ben had calmed down and pulled himself together, he glared at Larry

“that wasn’t playing fair” he said

Larry smiled beatifically at him

“now we’re even, 1 orgasm each”

“and I thought I was going to get taken hard over the table” said Ben “and instead I’ve been fobbed off with a handjob in a taxi” he folded his arms and mock huffed “s’not fair”

“awwwww” said Larry wriggling along the seat and under Ben’s arm “don’t worry, you’re still going to get taken hard over the table” and he rubbed Ben’s other hand over his groin, “one of us is still hard plus” and he began to assault Ben’s neck with his tongue before nuzzling and biting his ear “i’ve got to clean you up with my tongue yet”

From: (Anonymous)

GAH! My brain has melted from all of this hotness. *fans self* I think I might *faints onto bed*

From: (Anonymous)

ben + larry + suits just equals sex in my brain

hope u have come round from the fainting nonny

one more part to go :)

From: (Anonymous)

Can't wait until the final part because honestly, this is just perfect! And I love you for writing it. <333

From: (Anonymous)

thank u xx got half way thru final part and then had a happy idea so rewriting it. hopefully be up tomorrow

From: (Anonymous)

ALL THE HOTNESS.
I bloody love this. Can't wait for part 6.

From: (Anonymous)

A/N sorry this last bit has taken so long. I blame my brain for having a happy idea half way through so I had to rewrite it

Fortunately it didn’t take them long to get home. Larry hurried Ben through the door

“Wait there” he said “I’ve got some champagne somewhere”

“Are we having a drink first then?” asked Ben a bit puzzled. He had thought Larry would have him over the table the minute they got in

“Sort of” said Larry grinning

Ben raised his eyebrow at him “sort of???”

“You’ll see” said Larry “now come here and kiss me”

God that felt good thought Larry as Ben cupped his face and then began to kiss his way along his mouth before licking into it with his tongue. Ben always tasted gorgeous. He shut his eyes and pushed himself against him, feeling Ben’s body heat through his shirt.

He trailed his fingers up Ben’s shirt and then began to undo his tie, Ben’s kiss becoming more urgent as he pulled it off and unbuttoned the top of his shirt. He slid his leg in between Ben’s shifting it slightly and was rewarded with a gasp. The rest of Ben was definitely warming up. He tugged at Ben’s jacket, pulling it off his shoulders and down his arms leaving it to drop on the floor and then pushed Ben backwards and then down on the sofa

“Stay there” he said and he rushed to the kitchen and grabbed the champagne shaking it up as he ran back

Ben was laying on the sofa, one arm behind his head, the other stroking his groin through his trousers, his mouth was kiss swollen and his hair rumpled where Larry had been running his hands through it.

“Jesus” Larry skidded to a halt “could you actually look anymore fuckable?”

Ben grinned and held out his hand “come here”

Larry shook his head “got something to do first” and he knelt down next to Ben and opened the champagne which fizzed out drenching Ben’s shirt, soaking it through and turning it instantly transparent.

Ben gasped and swore “bloody hell Larry that’s freezing”

Larry groaned “I don’t care” and then began to mouth at Ben’s nipples through the shirt. The coldness of the champagne had made them instantly erect and Larry licked at one and toyed with the other as Ben arched upwards moaning. Larry tongue moved on to Ben’s other nipple, teasing and sucking as Ben twisted beneath him.

Ben clutched his head and swore again as Larry began to lap at the champagne dampened skin at the base of Ben’s throat and undo the rest of the buttons on his shirt

“I’ve always wanted to lick champagne off you” he gasped “and as we’re celebrating...”

Ben just groaned in response, twisting his head to the side and moaning again as Larry freed the last button and began to kiss his way up, down and across Ben’s chest licking up champagne and sucking at the alcohol sweet skin.

This thought Larry to himself was one of the best ideas he’d ever had. Ben was writhing underneath his ministrations and when Larry’s hands began to undo his trousers, he bucked upwards.

Larry grabbed the champagne bottle; he knew exactly where the rest of it was going. He tugged Ben’s trousers down and upended the rest of the champagne over his groin, cold fizzy liquid spilling over his thighs, cock and balls

“fff fuuck Larry” Ben moaned, his fingers already moving to tangle in Larry’s hair as he moved downwards to bite gently at Ben’s thighs and chase the drops of champagne running everywhere with his tongue.
He stole a quick glance up at Ben who had his eyes closed, his undone shirt still damp against his skin and little marks standing out against his chest where Larry had nipped the skin.

His cock was sticky with cum from his recent orgasm mingling with champagne and Larry licked his lips and then begun to lap at the warm stickiness. Ben was still sensitive from his recent orgasm and he shivered as Larry’s tongue licked at him. He hadn’t thought that it would be possible for him to become aroused again so quickly but Larry’s tongue was clearly made of magic as it flicked and darted and licked.

He could feel the familiar heat building again and he stroked his hands through Larry’s hair and then whimpered as Larry’s lips closed around his cock completely and he began to suck gently. Ben canted his hips forward, pushing himself deeper into Larry’s mouth, desperate for more pressure round his cock.

From: (Anonymous)

Larry grinned to himself; he loved it when Ben did that. Sometimes Ben would get so excited that Larry wouldn’t have to do anything but keep his mouth in place as Ben fucked his mouth frantically. Watching Ben properly fall apart was still one of the best sights in the world ever as far as he was concerned.

Ben was definitely hard in his mouth now, the relentless soft sucking doing its work. Larry wriggled as he felt his own cock jerk in response and at the thought of taking Ben hard over the table, just like he’d promised too.

Ben was gripping his head now, moving it up and down so his cock thrust in and out of Larry's mouth

“that’s it” he gasped “ suck my cock” and Larry moaned, half wondering whether he should just stay down there and keep sucking until Ben spilt into his throat but no, Ben deserved a good hard fucking for his behaviour tonight.

He pulled off ignoring Ben’s whine of disappointment and clambered to his feet

"I promised you good and hard over the table” he said dropping his voice “and good and hard is what you’re going to get Ben” and he had the satisfaction of seeing Ben shudder.

He kissed him slowly and messily, enjoying the feel of Ben pushing against him and then he trailed his mouth up to his ear

“Now” he whispered “get your clothes off properly so I can fuck you” And had the satisfaction of hearing Ben groan and then his hands flew to pull and tug at his clothes, desperate to be out of them as quickly as possible.

When he stood there naked, Larry raked his eyes up and down his body, god he was fucking gorgeous

“Come here” he said pulling him in for another kiss

"Aren’t you getting undressed” Ben gasped against his mouth

“No” Larry grinned against his mouth “I’m keeping my clothes on, you only need to be interested in my cock” and he edged Ben backwards till he was up against the table.

“That’s not very fair” gasped Ben as Larry sucked his fingers and then moved his hand in between his legs

“Oh but wanking me off at an awards ceremony is?” said Larry his finger probing and searching

“That was for, oh fuck, that was for your own good” panted Ben, Larry’s finger pushing into him starting
to slowly open him up.

“And this is for your own good as well” said Larry biting his ear as his fingers worked carefully, twisting and scissoring “now shut up and turn round”

There were maybe better sights in the world thought Larry then Ben stretched out, bent over the table hard and desperate but he really couldn’t think of them right now. He paused briefly to sweep some lube over his cock, Ben always had tons of the stuff around the house and then arched himself over Ben’s body pressing soft kisses against his back

“Ready?” he asked pushing his now lubed fingers back in

“Yes... please Larry”

Larry smirked wickedly to himself

“You don’t want me to make you beg for it then?”

“Larry...”

“Because you know how much I love to hear you beg in that posh voice of yours”

Ben moaned “Larry just...please”

“Ok ok...because I’m nice” and he pushed in as gently and slowly as possible hearing Ben groan and curse under his breath

Larry pressed all the way in and then nipped his ear “good and hard I think I said”

Ben wriggled “yes....please....hard”

Larry pulled back and then thrust in slowly again

“Changed my mind, maybe I’ll just take my time, you know fucking you really slowly”

Ben whined and squirmed underneath him

“It might take ages until you cum though if I do that” and he withdrew and then thrust in agonisingly slowly again

“how long do you think I could keep you on the edge Ben?” he said his voice rough with lust as he pulled out almost completely, the tip still inside as he leant forward and stroked Ben’s back “hmmm? How long? 10 minutes? 20 minutes? Half an hour?”

“Jesus...Larry...please” Ben was almost sobbing “don’t make me wait”

From: (Anonymous)

Larry paused pretending to consider it though in reality his cock was like iron and he ached just to fuck Ben into the middle of next week.

“Ok because it’s you” he said nipping his ear and he slammed back in.

He could see Ben being stretched wide by his cock and he gave him a few moments to adjust and then began to fuck him with long deep thrusts, pulling his legs wider apart so he could drive his cock in and out more easily.

Ben was panting beneath him, every shove of his cock eliciting a deep groan as Larry fucked him hard and fast, his cock pistoning in and out relentlessly, spurred on by Ben’s gasps as he begged him to fuck him harder.

Larry paused for a moment, his prick buried inside Ben to the hilt and pulled him Ben onto his knees pumping his cock quickly in time with his own powerful thrusts. Ben was crying out now at each slam of his cock and then Larry felt him jerk in his hand and then hot cum was running all over his fingers as Ben sobbed out his name, his body twisting with ecstasy.

Larry he dug his fingers back into Ben’s thighs and pulled him back against him. He was bakingly hot in his suit, the sweat running all over his body but it felt so good to be clothed whilst Ben was naked. He thrust harder pounding in furiously until he came, spilling his own cum deep inside Ben, groaning out nonsensical words of love as he did so.

There was blissful silence for a few moments as larry pulled out and then slumped over Ben, gasping for breath, his fingers seeking Ben's hand so he could twine his fingers around his. Suddenly he giggled to himself

“What” said Ben“what are you laughing at”

“I was just thinking” said Larry “which of us is taking the suits to the dry cleaners and explaining exactly what the stains are?”