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Round 3 - Return of the Meme
Round 3 - Return of the Meme
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Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 12a/14
(Anonymous) 2011-12-07 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)“Martha is clearly a disturbed young woman and”
“She isn’t” began Jim
“Who needs help” continued Alexander as if he hadn’t spoken “and I intend to help her. What I will not do is indulge this hug business for one more minute”
Anna smiled sweetly at Jim and Simon. “Would you mind leaving us alone?” she said “I’d like to speak with my husband in private”
Jim and Simon nodded and left the room. Jim looked downcast,
“cheer up” said Simon nudging him playfully, “my money is on Anna”
When they were alone, Anna turned to her husband
“so” she said “you are not prepared to listen and you are not prepared to help?”
“no” said Alexander looking down at his wife feeling somewhat less confident than he sounded. She may be a foot smaller than him but she was not in any way to be trifled with. He winced as he remembered a works do early in his career when he was still a junior doctor and one of the consultants had made the mistake of rubbing against her rather to closely when they danced. It was amazing what damage a well aimed heel could do to a man’s groin. Thank god they’d had plenty of ice!
She looked at him and sniffed disdainfully “always you have lacked imagination”
“I merely believe in what I see and what I can prove”
“Слабоумный! (idiot)” you can see if you would only look! Do you think that poor girl would behave like that normally? When her friends tell us she wouldn’t? And when Mathew tells you the same happened to Ben?”
“Benjamin has always had too much imagination! He gets that from you”
“He does” anna was shouting now “and you should be grateful he does and is not stuck up and высокомерный (arrogant) like you” she continued glaring up at him, her blue eyes flashing, her cheeks flushed and looking altogether far too beautiful
“Anna there’s no need to shout”
“oh Alexander” Anna ran her finger down his shirt, “what harm could it do just to help? If I am wrong, then I am wrong but no-one gets hurt”
She put her head on one side and looked up at him
“please” she whispered looking up, blue eyes glimmering through thick lashes
“Anna..” he could feel himself weakening “I shouldn’t”
She put her arms round him “please” she said again
“I....”
She stroked his face
“I...OK”
“Thank you” she said “have I told you are a wonderful man and I love you?”
He smiled down at her “i don’t know what you see in a высокомерный Слабоумный like me”
“ah” she stood on tiptoe and kissed him “because you are also моя единственная настоящая любовь (my one true love)
Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 12b/14
(Anonymous) 2011-12-07 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)“Yes” said Jim nervously. He wasn’t overly keen but it certainly sounded better than what had happened in Anna’s village where they’d knocked the woman out with a log
“But she could have been killed” he’d said wide eyed when Anna told him
“Well yes but what else where we to do? And anyway she was not killed and it cured the hug problem”.
It would seem that inducing unconsciousness in some way reset the bit of Jim’s brain that dealt with the hugs. The theory was that Alexander would knock him out and then bring him round again, hopefully with his brain back to the way it was before and therefore the hugs back to the way that they were before. That was the theory anyway....
“Ok Jim, are you ready?”
"are you sure man?" said Simon worridly "this does seem a bit drastic"
"simon, what else can I do?"
Simon nodded and punched his arm lightly "see you on the other side man"
"ready Jim" asked Alexander again
“yes” no, but what else could he do?
Anna took his hand as Alexander injected him “do not worry малютка (little one) I will look after you”
“Count back from 10 Jim” said Alexander
“10, 9, 8, 7...” Jim closed his eyes and slipped into unconsciousness
Re: Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 12b/14
Can't wait for the next bit although I don't want it to end. <3 <3 <3
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(Anonymous) 2011-12-11 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)nonny here
(Anonymous) 2011-12-11 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)sorry this bit has taken so long, bit of writers block. I'm trying to work out how to tie it all together.
hopefully i'm getting there now
Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 13a/15 now
(Anonymous) 2011-12-11 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)Mat attempted to turn over and dislodge Ben but Ben was heavy and fast asleep. Mat wriggled until he was on his back and Ben flopped on to his side, muttering “strong cover drive” before resuming his snoring.
Mat stretched his legs wondering why the bed felt so odd, what was he laying on he thought digging around under his back with his fingers. He grasped it and pulled it out, a banana skin. Why was there a banana? Oh! He blushed as he remembered Ben feeding him the banana and his own frankly filthy response. Still not as filthy as what he’d done with the whipped cream....anyway!
He wondered what the time was and automatically stretched out his hand for his phone, arse it wasn’t there, where was it?? Bugger he must have left it downstairs. Pushing back the duvet, he grabbed his boxer shorts and put them on before padding lightly downstairs. Y
awning, he scanned the kitchen, ah there it was. He picked it up, rubbing his eyes as they adjusted to the screen and, oh shit!! Larry had been tweeting through the night (Mat cursed his insomnia) and Mat’s eyes widened as he read the tweets and the responses.
He sprinted up the stairs and jumped on the bed waking Ben up with a start
“Mat?? Wha??”
“Ben, Ben, I know where Larry is, at least I know where he’s going to be”
Ben blinked suddenly very awake,” where?”
“Hyde Park”
“Hyde PARK???”
“Yep Speakers Corner. His tweeted all his followers to meet him there at 10am”
“Right,” Ben jumped out of bed, what time is it now?
“8.30”
“Bollocks we’d better hurry”
“Ben?”
“What?”
“Do you think we should you know try to get phone him or tweet him or something? I mean now he’s got a phone. Maybe if we spoke to him? At least we could find out if he still thinks he’s God or whatever it is”
Ben looked thoughtful, “couldn’t hurt I suppose” he said.” It’s not like it’ll make things any worse”
“We should find out how Jim is as well” said Mat “let’s hope nothing has gone wrong up there”
“Oh god yes of course. Ok you tweet Laz and I’ll ring the cottage”
Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 13b/15 now
(Anonymous) 2011-12-11 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)Even better was the number of women who were willing to be part of his harem and bear Baby Larry’s. Obviously he WAS the divine Lazbotron and the opportunity to mate with a God was literally a once in a lifetime opportunity but even so the number had been more than he’d expected.
However, he wasn’t sure they would need some of the things they’d suggested they brought with them – what on earth use was baby oil without a baby? And handcuffs would be no use nor ornament – he’d need his hands to smite people once his powers were back. The grapes, bananas and whipped could come in handy though – he was partial to a fruit salad.
His twitter feed seemed to be going at a mile a minute with people saying they would be there. So many followers, his devoted army of fans.....oh, what was this?? His eyes narrowed
Mat Baynton @Lazbotron – Larry mate how you doing?
So! There heretics had decided to show themselves
@realmatbaynton – the divine Lazbotron demands you apologise for your actions towards our person
@lazbotron, so you’re still the same then?
@realmatbaynton – I am still the divine lazbotron and you are still a heretic
@lazbotron - we're worried about you
@realmatbaynton - you locked us in a room and deprived us of our followers. If you cross our path again, you will suffer
Mat sighed, it didn’t look like he was any better.
Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 13c/15 now
(Anonymous) 2011-12-11 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)“Ben!” Ben looked at the phone, that didn’t sound like his father at all “Ben, how are you??”
“I’m fine daddy”
“excellent! And how is Mathew?”
“he’s fine too”
“Wonderful! And how is the acting?”
Ben looked at the phone suspiciously. His father never asked him about acting. He knew his father disapproved of his acting career “waste of an oxford education Benjamin” and the fact he did comedy acting made him apoplectic “couldn’t you at least have been a classical actor – Shakespeare, Ibsen that sort of thing? Instead of falling over and pulling silly faces?”
“um yes that’s going well”
“I’m so pleased” and he did sound pleased too, not like he was pretending, this was all very strange thought Ben
“Ben?” his father sounded more unsure now
“Yes?”
“you know Ben I am very proud of you. Making people laugh is a good thing. World would be a better place if people laughed rather than you know started wars or fights”
Right this was beyond strange thought Ben
“um thank you daddy”
“i er, I er love you Ben”
Now he was hearing things thought Ben. His father never said things like that. He was the original buttoned up unemotional upper class Englishman
“Ben?? did you hear what I said?”
“I love you too Dad”
He could hear his father smiling down the phone “now would you like to speak to Jim?”
“yes please”
“i’ll go and get him”
Ben heard his father’s footsteps and then voices and then
“Ben??”
“jim! How are you?”
Jim laughed, a proper normal Jimothy laugh, “i’m fine”
Ben leant against the doorframe “fine as in...better??”
Jim laughed again “fine as in the hugs are back to normal. Your mum is a very unique woman and your dad was brilliant. seriously, you're so lucky"
"what happened?"
"well I'll tell you more later but long story short I turned Martha into a nympho.."
"you did WHAT??" Ben choked at the thought "yeh Simon and I had to hide in the bathroom"
"and then your parents turned up while we were trying to subdue her and thought we were attacking her until she tried to jump your dad. THEN your mother told me about a woman in her village and well let's just say I'm not the only one. She convinced your dad to help, he knocked me out and then when I came round I was better"
"oh but how do you know, have you tested them?"
"yes, your dad insisted"
Ah, a lightbulb went off in Ben’s brain
“did you test them on my father by any chance?”
“yes I did, he volunteered - I don't think he really believes in them anyway”
Mat appeared signalling to Ben
“Hang on Jim” he said “Mat’s here with some news on Larry”
“Larry’s not any better” said Mat “he still thinks he’s divine and we’re still heretics"
“buggering fuck!, Jim you need to get back here before Larry does anything really mad”
“I’m leaving now” said Jim and put the phone down
Re: Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 13c/15 now
Glad Jim's better now off to hug Larry better.
I LOVE this so much.
Re: Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 13c/15 now
(Anonymous) 2011-12-14 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)Also, love the bit with Ben's father. It's cute x)
Re: Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 13c/15 now
(Anonymous) 2011-12-15 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)it is my headcanon based on no evidence whatsoever that ben's dad is all repressed and needed a jimothy hug to let out how he feels
not long to go now....
Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 14a/15 now
(Anonymous) 2011-12-15 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)Hyde Park, Larry entered the gates by Marble Arch, his followers were only minutes away and...he turned the corner and his smile spread from ear to ear. There clustered around Speakers Corner were hundreds of people, mostly young women but some older ones too and some men as well.
Some were standing in groups talking while others stood alone, a look of expectation on their faces while still others were fiddling with their phones.
Many of them were wearing lumberjack style shirts whilst others were wearing “what would larry do?” t shirts and wrist bands.
As he approached, someone at the back of the group screamed “oh my god it’s HIM” and the crowd of people surged around him
“larry, larry”
“we weren’t sure it was real”
“so is this all a big prank then?”
“is Bobsy with you” (who the hell was Bobsy wondered Larry)
“about this harem”
“please please my loyal followers, stand back and allow the divine Lazbotron room”
They fell back enough to allow him through but people were still trying to touch him, take photos and ask him questions
“when do we take over the world?”
“where’s Jim?”
“what about the hugs?”
Eventually he reached the platform and climbed on to it as his followers began to applaud
“Larry, larry, larry” they chanted
He stood there letting the applause wash over him and then eventually began to shush them
“loyal acolytes” he began “The divine Lazbotron has come among you at last”
There were cheers and whoops and hollars
“the world is a mean and cruel place, full of liars and heretics. The BBC even faked Frozen Planet!” there were gasps from the crowd “nothing is sacred. We shall change this together! All Shall be Larry”
More cheers and clapping
“we shall populate the earth with our divine offspring through our imperial harem”
There were a large number of screams from the crowd and several women fainted
“we shall convert those who deny us through the use of the High Priest Jimothy’s magic hugs”
The crowd chanted “jimmy Jimmy”
Those that refuse to be converted and choose to remain heretics shall be executed”
“yaaa....oooooooh ummmmm” the crowd’s cheers tailed off and there were several mutters of “sounds a bit drastic”
Larry sighed, he needed to toughen these people up but he had time on his side, his was the Divine Lazbotron after all
“alright, all heretics shall be sent to live in Luton where the train service is terrible”
“hurrahhhhhh”
except for Ben and Mat, he thought, they will be executed as they stole our phone from us with deliberate and intentional naughtiness.
“so my people are you with me?”
“yes”
"ARE YOU WITH ME??"
"YES!!!"
“what will everything be?”
"LARRY LARRY LARRY"
He stood there arms raised milking the applause waiting for it to die down
“and now we will choose our Imperial Harem”
Hiding in the bushes Ben and Mat groaned, this was so much worse than they thought.
“I hope Jim get’s here soon” whispered Mat
"Me too, apart from anything if Larry starts trying to mate with the fans we’ll be off air quicker than you can say ‘shoot public sector strikers’” said Ben
Re: Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 14a/15 now
Just a thought how the hell is Jim going to get to Larry without being accidentally hugged to death?
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(Anonymous) 2011-12-16 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)and I love the last sentence. Ha.
Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 14b/15 now
(Anonymous) 2011-12-18 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)“come on Simon, can’t you go any faster?”
“I don’t like to drive too fast man, upsets my karma”
“for fucksake Simon, this is important”
“we’ll get there, stop flapping, would you like a pear?”
“no I don’t want a sodding pear, I want you to speed up”
Jim spotted a sign for services “pull in there Simon”
“why?”
“just do it”
Simon obligingly pulled off the motorway
“now get out”
“what?”
“i’m driving” and he batted at Simon’s arm “move”
“ok ok” and he shuffled over and Jim ran round the car and jumped in the driver’s seat
“Right” he said determinedly “now for some speed”
He pulled away...and stopped after 20 feet to adjust the seat so he could actually reach the pedals and see over the steering wheel
“Right, now we’re off” and he wheel spun away
Simon looked over at him “don’t worry, we’ll get there in time”
“I hope so”
“We will and then you can sort out the Divine lazbotron” he laughed “god can you imagine how many years worth of pisstaking we’re going to get out of this??”
In spite of himself Jim smiled “oh so very many”
With Jim at the wheel they made good time even if Simon did spend a lot of time gripping the door handle, or his seat belt and during one rather close overtaking manoeuvre closing his eyes.
“Right we’re about 10 mins away Simon, call Mat or Ben and tell them we’re nearly there” said Jim
Simon pulled out his phone and rang Mat; the phone rang...and rang and rang.
“Strange” said Simon “there’s no answer”
“Try Ben” said Jim “strange though, I mean they know we’re coming”
Simon rang Ben, the phone rang a few times and then someone picked up
“Hello” said Simon but there was no answering hello from Ben. Instead there was the sound of lots of voices shouting, some ominous thuds and then the phone went dead
“Oh crap” said Simon
“What?” said Jim, “what’s happened?”
“I dunno man but I don’t think it’s good. We need to get there quickly” said Simon looking, for him, very worried
Just then they saw the sign for Hyde Park
“thank god” said Jim looking for somewhere to park and then pulling in
“so” said Simon brightly “what disguise are we going to use then?”
“er disguise??”
“well we don’t want you getting hugged to death do we? I mean all those people believe Larry is the Divine Lazbotron, they’re going to believe your hugs are magic as well”
“bollocks, never thought of that” said Jim
“don’t worry “ said Simon “I’ve got something in the boot” and he jumped out
“what about this?” he said
“oh you have GOT to be kidding me” said JIm
Re: Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 14b/15 now
And him having to alter the seat and pedals, I have to do that every time my husband drives my car.
A great add, so happy to see it.
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(Anonymous) 2011-12-18 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)Really looking forward to the conclusion of this one, though it's also a shame to see it end.
Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 14c/15 now
(Anonymous) 2011-12-18 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)“Oh god”
“What Mat? What’s he doing??”
“Choosing his harem” and indeed he was. Striding through the crowd, Larry was busy choosing women. Those he selected were sent to stand on the dais while those not selected were left to stand disappointed in the crowd.
“You know” said Mat peering through the leaves “on the plus side, Laz must have more stamina that we thought”
“Why?”
“Well by my count, he’s already up to about 30 already”
“30!”
“Yep about that...hmmm maybe 35 now”
“Fuck” Ben banged his head against the foliage screening him and Mat “we can’t let him do this. God we’ll all be sacked”
“I agree, any actual ideas what we should do about it though? You know given that he’s got a crowd of hundreds on his side, and we’ve got well us and hopefully Jim and Simon when they get here. We’ll just have to sit tight”
Ben swore, he knew Mat was right “bloody buggering hell, we’re just going to have to wait for Jim to get here aren’t we?”
“Yep I think so”
“What’s he doing now?”
Mat peered through the branches of the bush again “well he’s up to about 50....and oh hang on”
“What? What?”
“It looks like he’s getting ready to leave” and indeed that was the case. Larry had returned to the platform and was preparing to depart, taking his harem with him
“Fuck, we can’t let him get away” said Ben “we may not find him again”
“What do you suggest we do?” said Mat
“I think we’re going to have to confront him” said Ben “and hope that delays him enough for Jim and Simon to get here”
“Hmmm are we sure that’s a good idea?” said mat “you know given that he’s threatened to kill us and stuff”
“He won’t kill us” said Ben “this is Lazza for god sake. This is real life not a film.”
“Yeh real life where people do magic hugs” said Mat “it’s not exactly 100% normality you know”
“I don’t think we have a choice Mat. This could be our only chance to confront him – you know before he starts practising trying to repopulate the world with mini Larry’s”
Mat sighed, he knew Ben was right “ok then, let’s do it – but if he kills us I’m going to be really bloody cross”
“So am I” said Ben “I planned on making a honest man of you next year”
Oh! An enormous grin lit up Mat’s face “we’ll be fine won’t we?” and he kissed Ben briefly but sweetly on the lips
“Definitely” said Ben “right take my hand and let’s do this”
They steeped out from behind the bushes
“OI LAZZA” yelled Ben “THE DIVINE LAZBOTRON I'M TALKING TO YOU”
Larry had been busy with his arms around 2 women on the stage but at the sound of Ben’s voice, he turned his head and narrowed his eyes. So! They had come then
The crowd which had been talking and murmuring fell silent as Mat and Ben approached
“You are unbelievers” said Larry “and heretics. You shall be punished”
“Come on Laz” said Mat “this has all got completely out of hand. Let’s go for a pint and talk about it”
“Do you believe we are the Divine lazbotron?”
Ben and Mat looked at each other. They were now about 10 feet from Larry
“ANSWER US” shouted Larry “DO YOU BELIEVE?”
Ben took a deep breath “no” he said
There was a swell of angry murmuring form the crowd
“SEIZE THEM” shouted Larry.
The crowd surged forward and Mat and Ben found themselves grabbed by various people. They tried to cling onto each other’s hands but were ripped apart
“MAT” yelled Ben kicking at the people holding his arms “get OFF me”. His phone began to ring and he tired to free his arms to answer it but no chance. It was seized by one of the crowd and then stamped on.
He was propelled forward and forced to his knees in front of Larry. He could see Mat being dragged forward and then he was pushed to his knees as well.
Larry put his hand under his chin and forced him to look up.
“So” said Larry “are you prepared to die?”
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(Anonymous) 2011-12-18 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)“So am I” said Ben “I planned on making a honest man of you next year”
That got a huge "Awwwwwwwwww". :)
Re: Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 14c/15 now
this is so good and I will miss it terribly when it ends.
And keep on writing the fic, long or short ones we love them.
Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 14d/15 now
(Anonymous) 2011-12-19 09:25 am (UTC)(link)“Well yeh man, I mean who is going to stop two nuns?”
“But why have you got nun costumes in your car?”
“You don’t want to know, you really don’t” said Simon going red
Jim looked at him and then shook his head “yeh you’re right I probably don’t”
Quickly they pulled the costumes on and pulled the veils round their heads
“Brilliant” said Simon “no-one will recognise us. Right let’s go”
“Before we dash off into certain and unknown danger, not that I’m not looking forward to that of course, what’s the plan when we get there?” said Jim
Simon shook his head “I don’t know really, I guess it depends on what’s going on. The important thing is we get you to hug Larry as soon as possible”
Jim nodded “so the usual make it up as we go along then?”
“Yeh think of it as improv”
“Right, let’s go then” said Jim setting off at a run
2 minutes later.....
“I think maybe a fast walk would be better” he wheezed.
Walking very quickly they made it through the gates of Hyde Park. Being dressed as nuns definitely had advantages as people did seem to melt out of their way. Everyone also seemed to be walking in the same direction which helped, towards Speakers Corner
“I’ve got a bad feeling” hissed Jim at Simon “a very bad feeling”
“Me too” whispered Simon “I think the Divine Labotron is really pulling in the crowds”
They turned the corner and stopped faced with a sea of people
“Simon, Simon, I can’t see” said Jim “what’s going on?”
“Well from what I can see, Larry has Mat and Ben on the stage on their knees....oh and it looks like he’s threatening to kill them”
“WHAT???”
“Oh hang on I could be wrong, he could be offering Mat that woman’s scarf cos he thinks he’s cold.....nope, no he’s definitely threatening to hang him”
“Ssshhhhhhhhh” hissed someone in the crowd, “I’m trying to hear what he’s saying”
“Probably blessed are the cheese makers” said Simon
“Really?” said the stranger “thanks. Bit of a weird thing to say though”
Simon rolled his eyes and then grabbed Jim “right come on then, time to save your friends lives, you know, as you do”
Up on the stage, Larry had succeeded in knotting the scarf around Mat’s neck and with the help of several followers was dragging him, kicking and struggling the whole way, over to a tree. Ben was being held down by, well quite a lot of people really, as he fought to get free shouting unrepeatable things at Larry about what he was going to do to him.
Fortunately for Jim and Simon this meant everyone’s attention was fixed on the stage and they were able to get close.
3 of Larry’s followers were holding Mat up and Larry had wound the end of the scarf round the tree
“Fucking hell” said Jim “Jesus, he’s really going to hang him”. He felt sick. After today he swore, no magic hugs, never again.
“Yep he is” said Simon “so time to do your thing” and he grabbed Jim and charged up onto the stage. He knocked people aside and made a beeline for Larry, dragging Jim in his wake.
By now people had become alert that something was happening and were trying to grab Simon but Simon was very big, and when he wanted to be, which was hardly ever, very fast. Nevertheless, there were now a lot of people surrounding him and he knew he couldn’t get much closer to Larry who was about 6ft away
“Sorry about this man” he said to Jim and he picked him up and hurled him at Larry, hoping the momentum would be enough to get him there.
“Arghhhh fuck...” Jim sailed through the air and crashed into the ground just short of Larry who was standing there opened mouthed. He rolled over picked himself up and threw himself at Larry, fastening his arms round his neck as they both went down in a heap.
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(Anonymous) 2011-12-11 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)I also wonder what exactly happned with that banana. Do I really want to know...?