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Round 3 - Return of the Meme

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That's nearly the end of the storia, for onto the scene comes our much loved meme: HAIL TO THE QUEEN OF PROMPTIA.

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From: (Anonymous)

Whether they are in their dorm playing toy soldiers and feasting or Blenkinsop is trying to help Maltravers sleep after the war by making him a nice safe fort, I need these two in a pillow fort being wonderful together.

From: (Anonymous)

One of them finds this place and tells the other about it. What follows is months of giggling over the trends: Baybond, dom!Jim, and the like while utterly confusing their cast mates.

From: (Anonymous)

Because this fandom has apparently taken over my brain, I was listening to Loreena McKennitt's musical version of Alfred Noyes' poem "The Highwayman" (if you haven't heard it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2CFM4ev-g8), and all I could see was HH!Turpin. So now I need something based on the poem/song somehow. Because of reasons. So many reasons.

Completely up to you what you want to do with it, but I will marry anyone who fills this for me.

From: (Anonymous)

"I was a hunk, girls adored me/ladies all swooned before me/They would do, anything for me/Or I'd have their husbands killed..."

So, our adorable George I has a more frightening side to him, apparently. :| So, Robert has feelings for him (I can't decide whether I'd prefer it to be while they're actually together, or just there's something there before that, so I'm leaving it up to you to decide). However, given George's history with women, Robert begins to worry about the consequences of something happening with the King on his life/family/etc. I don't know exactly what happens then, but... something.

~~I'm sorry; why, why am I the person who does this sort of thing? :(~~

From: (Anonymous)

Travelling round Europe, having hilarious adventures and leaving a trail of destruction behind them. Oh and when I say gen, I just mean that I don't want them to get it on with each other- let's face it, with these three around nobody is going to remain un-shagged.

If poor old Sotherby gets dragged along (as token responsible adult or to get him to loosen up) that would be fab. Well, maybe not for him, but I'd enjoy it XD

From: (Anonymous)

After the Georgian voting sketch, Simon gets way too turned on by the idea of Mat calling him 'daddy'. Mats not too against the idea either :D

(How much you go into the daddy-play is entirely up to the wonderful anon who is kind enough to fill this :D)

From: (Anonymous)

"In a far cry from her convent-days the newly liberated Catherine displayed a fondness for the recent trend of court ladies wearing men's clothing, which we are told, 'showed off her pretty, neat legs and ankles'; ..."

From this website: britannia.com/history/biographies/catherine_braganza.html

So, CLEARLY Catherine was into crossdressing. I think we can assume Charles approved. What does this mean for their marriage? Does Charles crossdress in her dresses? Does she put on his outfit? Do they roleplay where she pretends to be King while he's a lowly servant?

From: (Anonymous)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7P7xFE9Oh4

...Because it's a lovely, lovely song and I feel like it could work with several pairings in this fandom. ^^

From: (Anonymous)

Sex where neither member knows who the other is but have a link to each other outside of the sex maaay be one of my favourite things, yes. << So maybe something with that? Anonymous sex when neither of them see each others face (with possible bonus points for them discovering who they are after the act has been done. :DD)

Preferably not RPF for this one, guys, but any other pairing is totally fine. ^^

From: (Anonymous)

As inspired by this picture: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu5h0hGLcH1qlf4uwo1_500.png

...And I know it's not RPF, but I find it very hard to resist these things. <<

From: (Anonymous)

As much as Oliver Cromwell would hate to admit it, something about James Hind being so loyal to the Cavalier cause is kind of endearing. He has to respect a man who will die for his cause.

From: (Anonymous)

...I have no idea where this came from; maybe on set flirting leads to them going on silly dates to arcades and the like, then having affectionate sex with Dominique turning the tables on Simon occasionally.

From:

balinese-baby.livejournal.com

Follow up to http://hhanon.livejournal.com/2037.html?thread=1849077

Getting to his feet Simon wandered across to stand next to Ben at the end of their lane in the bowling alley, both of them smirking as Jim and Larry bickered about just what was the best way to bowl the next ball. The last year had been hard but everything really was now looking much brighter. Okay Jim did still have the odd bad day and he was still very nervous around men he didn’t know but things had improved so much from a year ago. Watching as Jim stepped up take his turn, bending in manner that made both men give an admiring whistle, Ben asked” How are things going?” Simon grinning as the ball veered to one side only taking out one pin causing Jim to stamp one foot in annoyance before turning to stalk off of the lane, Larry dancing up and down happily before taking his place. Turning to Ben, Simon smiled, “Okay, I think moving in together was the best thing for Jim, he’s come off of the sleeping pills and we’ve only had a couple of nights broken by bad dreams, a big improvement on a few months ago.”

Reaching the others, Jim gave Simon a rueful smile; they were losing badly, not that Simon minded, he was just happy to see Jim smiling, and knowing that now it wasn’t a mask painted on to hide his fear and pain.

Leaving the bowling alley together, they all made their way to a nearby Italian restaurant for supper before sharing a taxi home, Simon and Jim getting out first, Jim giving Larry one of his special hugs before stepping back and closing the door. The renewal of the hugs a sure sign that Jim was in a much better way emotionally. Opening the door Simon stepped aside to let Jim through, locking up behind them before going through the usual routine of checking all of the rooms. Jim insisted that no one needed to do that now, but everyone still did it, it didn’t hurt to keep giving Jim that little piece of reassurance even if Simon did live there now.

The last room he checked was the bedroom. Jim was stood stripping off his clothes, no longer ashamed for Simon to see him naked, no longer worried that he would only see the scars that still marked his skin. Stripping himself Simon grinned as Jim slipped into the bathroom, he remembered their first time together, Jim wearing a long t-shirt because of the scars, his body trembling with fear. But Simon had taken it slow, gentle caresses, soft kisses ending up with Jim sobbing as pleasure washed over him eradicating the pain.

Returning, Jim slipped into bed, his eyes shining as he watched Simon, the love he felt for his man making Simon’s heart leap. He’d never thought he’d see Jim happy again but now as he clambered in next to him, wrapping an arm round him as he snuggled into his side, he knew that his patience had paid off, Jim had learnt to trust again and he knew that his love was for him and him alone.

From: (Anonymous)

I could really do with a cuppa… Came the thought as he rushed back through the time sewers in time for The X Factor. Hopefully the kettle will be on… The wind blew through his hair as he ran along the cobbled streets of London, back to the apartment. He unlocked the door and swung it open, unhooking his satchel from around his body and tossing it onto the nearby armchair.

“Geoff?” He called, seeing the kettle already half boiled and smiling to himself. “Oh, you shouldn’t have…” He mumbled, mostly to himself, grabbing a couple of mugs from the cupboard. Strangely there was no reply from Geoff. Nigel looked around the room and frowned, not seeing him anywhere. Maybe he’s… No… His coat was still on the hook, and his scuffed boots lay where they’d been kicked off the night before. He frowned again. Where the hell is he? He called again, “Geoff? Geoff, where are you?”
A muffled cough came from one the bedroom. Nigel’s eyebrows raised and he waited for another sign of life.

“Come on, I know you’re in there…”
“I’m, um… having a bit of a problem.”
“A problem?”
“Yup.”
“What sort of problem?” Nigel sighed, not sure if he wanted to know. It had been a long day and all he wanted to do was kick his own boots off and relax for the evening.
“Y’know, a problem.”

It was awkwardly silent for a moment and Nigel reluctantly offered his help, “Do you need a hand?”
“Actually, Nige, a hand would be brilliant…”
He rolled his eyes, making his way into the bedroom. “What is- Oh.”
Standing near the end of the bed was a completely naked Geoff apart from the top hat protecting his dignity. Nigel blushed bright red, “What… what?! What are you-?!”
“Surprise!” Geoff chuckled. “I’m sorry I didn’t get you anything for your birthday, Treacle. But I hope this will suffice…”
“Oh, Sugar… you know me too well.”

From: (Anonymous)

Since it's Bonfire Night and all.

John Wright is the Persuader. Well, let's see him ~persuading~ Fawkes to join the plot...

From: (Anonymous)

Either scenario would be great:

Originally, both did it for the release, but eventually one falls for the other. Every time following this ephiphany, the sex becomes more emotionally confusing.

OR

One loved the other, but the other didn't want a relationship so FWB is what they evolve into. Unfortunately, now the lover has lost that romantic spark while the other falls in love.

I don't care which plot you do or which roes they get; just some emotionally tricky love.

From: (Anonymous)

Several clips have Larry talking in a pseudo-French accent, such as the clip where he's Elagabalus' head chef in "Come Dine With Me Roman Edition" ; his boyfriend gets so turned on, he will fulfill Larry's EVERY sexual whim.

Preferred others are Jim, Simon, or Lawry, in no particular order.

From: (Anonymous)

When George wants to take their relationship to the next level, Robert feels nervous because he's all gangly limbs with crazy hair (doesn't have to be as awesome as Simon's natural hair) while he sees George as one of the best looking men ever. George just loves everything about Robert and tries to show Robert this.

From: (Anonymous)

...Anything? :DD

From: (Anonymous)

Because they're both dab hands at doing silly voices, and more porn is never a bad thing. :DD

From: (Anonymous)

Because massages are awesome, and those two are awesome, and awesome!

From: (Anonymous)

Simon's hair has magical powers (Because let's face it, it does!). Someone finds out about this and locks him in a tower to keep all the magic for his/herself. One day, someone comes along and rescues him from his tower. Adventures ensue (Include a BAMF Chameleon and I'll love you forever).

From: (Anonymous)

So, Ben comes back earlier than expected from something important (I don't know, wedding or something :D) to find Mat chillin'... WITH HIMSELF!! No, it actually turns out Mat has a twin brother who looks freakily similar. So what happens? Who is he? Is he anything like Mat? Which one is the evil one XD?(Mwhaa haa haa) Is Ben freaked or does he think it's hilarious? (OHMYGODOHMYGOD THEY COULD PULL HUGE PRANKS ON THE OTHERS!!!)

And the names; I have this weird theory that if he did have a twin, he'd be Matthew, under the idea that their mum loved the name but had to spell it different XD but anything, jut some BAYNTONCEPTION!!!

Just no confusing twin sex or anything, that'd be weird...

From: (Anonymous)

A/N as this is set at the court of Louis XIV assume all conversations involving Louis are in French – I just can’t write in French!

“His Majesty Charles II, King of England”

“Cousin Louis!”

“Charles, it has been too long”

The cousins embraced.

“You remember Lord Sotherby?”

Louis inclined his head slightly “Lord Sotherby, my cousin has told me off your exceptional loyalty and sound advice”

Sotherby bowed low “Sire, it is indeed an honour”. He had not seen Louis for some time and his likeness to Charles had grown stronger with the years.

“Come cousin” said Louis taking Charles arm “I have arranged a masque ball for your entertainment tonight, and talking and laughing the cousins entered Versailles arm in arm.

The masque ball was truly a marvel to behold. The ballroom at Versailles had been transformed into a fairy grotto with real flowers growing, trees and grass and a stream flowing through the middle of the floor. The ceiling was lit by thousands of tiny candles that appeared to be suspended in the air.

Charles clapped Sotherby on the back. “Well doesn’t this look splendid Sothers?”

“Indeed sire”

“do you think I could have a stream at my next ball?

“if it pleases your majesty” sighed Sotherby knowing full well whose job it would be to organise that

“and some tiny ships as well?”

“yes your majesty”

“Now you must enjoy yourself tonight Sothers” said Charles, “you’ve been working far too hard and you need to properly relax! Let someone else do the worrying for once”

“I will try Sire” replied Sotherby thinking that his ability to relax would be distinctly improved if he could trust Charles not to do anything too outrageous.

“Sothers that’s an order” smiled Charles kissing him briefly on the lips

“Yes sire”

“Did you know Louis and I are coming dressed alike in dark red velvet to see how many people we can fool?” Charles clapped his hands and laughed “what fun it will be. We won’t reveal who we are till the end”

Sotherby tried very hard to obey Charles instruction, it was just a lifetime of organising and worrying made it difficult for him to actually relax. His eyes were everywhere watching to see if food and wine was being replenished and that the servants were dealing with spillages, crashes and drunken guests. He downed another glass of wine, perhaps he thought taking a leaf out of Charles book and drinking a lot would help.

“Enjoying the party Sothers?” said a voice

Sotherby turned to see a tall figure wearing dark red velvet suit and a dark wig.

“It is most entertaining Sire” said Sotherby eyeing two people dressed as nymphs who had just fallen in the stream

“Now Sotherby, no Sires or Your Majesties tonight”

“Yes si....yes Charles”

Louis smiled behind his mask.

From: (Anonymous)

Catherine is aware of her husband’s reputation and of his tendency to find it difficult to stay in one bed, what she didn’t know until tonight was that she was not the only one who was so determinedly devoted to him regardless of that fact. Well, that’s not entirely true, she knew Lord Sotherby was very loyal to Charles, it’s just that until she saw his face as Charles swept that obnoxious Barbara into his arms she didn’t know quite how devoted he was.

It was that look that made her tear her own weary gaze away from Charles and that woman and head over to the quiet royal advisor and offer him a dance.

A dance that led to them being where they are now, with her on her back in his bed with his mouth on her neck. She shivers against him and can feel him smile against her skin, even as his hands wander down her exposed stomach (her dress was just so very much in the way) and over her exposed hipbones (so was her underwear.) She arches upwards as he gently (and unexpectedly) strokes between her legs and the moan she emits is quite un-regal. But, she thinks as she pulls the rest of his clothes off, that she could scream the place down and still be much more regal than Barbara.

She can count the times she’s slept with Charles since they were married on her fingers and although he was a most attentive lover, she never felt he was all that in to it. Not like Sotherby who even in his completely naked state still looks every inch the reserved advisor, until that is he smirks at her and moves entirely down her body, smirks at her again and licks.

His tongue is heavenly as it flicks against her and his hair strangely soft between her fingers as she grasps at it and tries not to thrust upwards wildly, and then he licks into her and she properly loses it. Her hips rise of their own accord and he’s forced to hold her down as he licks her out, drawing heated moans from her throat and making her feel better than Charles ever did.

She actually whines when his tongue leaves her but it’s cut off by his mouth pressed hard against hers as two of his fingers slide straight inside her, probing and pressing a spot that makes her want to scream. She squeezes her eyes closed and gasps into his mouth and he smirks again(not like Charles, Charles smirked alright but Sotherby smirks without arrogance and there is something wonderfully endearing about that.)