hhanon | Round 3 - Return of the Meme

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Round 3 - Return of the Meme

Round 3 - Return of the Meme

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That's nearly the end of the storia, for onto the scene comes our much loved meme: HAIL TO THE QUEEN OF PROMPTIA.

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…Because can’t you just imagine him being nuts at university or being the mad roommate or the inventor that never properly succeeds?

Beatty and Nelson bantering, Hardy finding this helplessly hot.

Larry has an endearing habit of stealing Ben’s shirts. Ben finds this both adorable and sexy (even as other people also start to notice.)

The practicalities of six-way sex.

Appreciating her breasts.

On BBC breakfast this morning they were going on about fleecy all in one lounge suits ( a bit like a big baby rompersuit). Seems they are all the rage at the moment. Jim's already cuddly, just imagine him in one of those. Someone comes to visit and catches him wearing one. Fun ensues.

She is their queen after-all. :)
Consensual please!! Maybe they love pleasing their queen and she loves having the power to leave them quacking with need?

(Please delete http://hhanon.livejournal.com/3552.html?thread=2518496#t2518496 and replace with this!)

It becomes a habit of Hardy’s to kiss Nelson on the forehead, even when their relationship passes into far more intimate things~.

It's my favourite pairing, after all~!

As semi inspired by this piece of awesome: http://hhanon.livejournal.com/3552.html?thread=2376928#t2376928

Lawry’s hair looks amazing when it’s wet, so Simon really can’t be blamed for initiating all the shower!sex.

Running off to get married probably wasn’t the best idea, but it seems to have turned out alright!

Larry never ever expected to receive a marriage proposal, but now that he is he finds himself remarkably pleased about it.

AND NOTHING ELSE.

Just because his legs. And chest. And arms. And his everything.

I don't mind what; beach trip? Cast rendition of Rock Horror? Someone deciding he should reenact that Spy scene?

A/N after writing the baby Mat fic I wanted this so badly I had to write something

“waaaaah”

“oh Hades no”

“weeeeeh”

“alex it’s your turn to get up”

Alexander rolled over and buried his head in the pillow

“no it’s not heph”

“it IS, I got up last time AND the time before that AND the time before that and the time...”

“alright, alright” huffed Alexander, “i’m getting up”

Yawning he pulled his chiton over his head and tip toed into the adjoining room of the palace where his son lay, tiny fists waving in the air, fat legs kicking crossly and a general look of “I WANT” on his face

“sshhhhhh” said Alexander

The blue eyes, so like his own stared back at him and then little Alexander paused, took a deep breath and

“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH”

Alexander sighed. How was it that he, conqueror of the known world, was defeated by a small baby? Little Alexander had been fed and changed not an hour before so he didn’t need either of those things.

“ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

“sshhhhhhh little one you’ll wake up the whole palace” said Alexander rocking the cradle in an ineffectual attempt to sooth his son and heir, but he was having none of it

“weeeehhhh” he wailed “waaaaaaaahh”

Alexander reached into the cradle, his big battered hands gentle as he lifted his tiny son up and put him against his shoulder. Immediately little Alexander curled into him, his cries ceasing almost immediately.

No-one could ever doubt you are my son thought Alexander, rocking his child against him. So determined to have what you want and not be quiet until you get it.

He walked to the window and looked out surveying his capital city

“one day” he whispered “one day, little Prince all that you see will be yours, everywhere touched by the shadow of the moon and beyond, far far distant lands that I will conquer for you little one.

“Alexander?”

Hephaestion came and stood next to him stroking the downy head of little Alexander, who seeing Hephaestion gurgled and clutched his finger in his hand

“is he alright?”

“yes he’s fine” said Alexander looking down as his son yawned sleepily
“I'll try and put him back in his cradle”

They crossed the room and Alexander carefully lay his son down, stroking his soft cheek

“sleep my son” he said “and go to the land of dreams” and first he, then Hephaestion, gently kissed him good night.

We all know how much Oliver Cromwell hates Christmas. One year, the other occupants of the time sewers get together and insist that he celebrates with them anyway. This provokes much grumbling from Oli about sin, and a whole lot of denial about how much he's enjoying himself- and yet, he might still get a kiss under the mistletoe.

So, Larry is the workingclass man from Brighton, he swears, he is always (inappropriatly) hilarious and all those things.
Ben is from a upperclass family, he knows his manners, he knows how to hunt for foxes and he knows how to behave.

Now, I didn't want to write "My Fair Lady", but... that is sort of what I want. Ben trying to change Larry so that he will fit into the Willbond family, but then realising that this is not the Larry that he fell in love with and... all the american cheesiness.

I will also marry you if you have butlers, mansions and christmas trees involved. (If you don't want to marry me, I can bake you stuff instead! :D)

I have this weird head canon about their sisters - Jim's (Jo Pink) is his big sister, but Jim always tried to protect her from bullies even though she usually had to bail him out of trouble, while Simon's (my head canon named her Becca) is his little sister who teased him and made him model all her clothes/make up because they have similar complexions/builds.

So, one day the sisters run into each other and after talking realize their brothers are co-workers. They start emailing and all that, then realize their brothers have crushes on each other. When confronted both Jim and Simon basically say, "No! He's in love with (insert other cast member of your choice)!"

Can their sisters knock their brothers' heads together and get them to date?

I feel squirmingly embarrassed about this, but....., I want Ben turning Mat into a vampire...., yeah.

Why exactly is up to you. It can be a 'be with me forever' thing or it can be something else - in which case, it doesn't even have to be particularly slashy.

George I never realized that walpole cared for him; following his death and George II ascending to the throne, Walpole plans to retire. It turns out George II has been in love with Walpole since they met. Walpole puts aside his feelings toward George I and tries to build a relationship with George II. George II is ecstatic and wants to shower Walpole with gifts but Walpole is still conflicted about taking up with the son of his recently dead crush.

More being a witty intellectual. Shakespeare being a snarky git.

…Yeah, one of them making the other come (preferably through their clothes) with the aid of feet.

They were threesoming, how Beatty and Hardy cope after Nelson dies?

There’s no time for anything else.

Martha giving Ben a handjob (because that wasn’t evident from the title, no.)

Ben planning everything, his boyfriends finding this helplessly endearing.

According to IMDB Jim was bitten by a dog as a child; since then he's slightly skittish around dogs so when he starts dating Martha, she tries to help him over come his fear.

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JJ Merlin, modern AU

Beatty/Nelson/Hardy

[RPF] Larry/Ben + Others

[RPF] Simon/Martha/Larry/Ben/Jim/Mat

[RPF] Martha/Ben/Mat

[RPF] Jim/Other

Boudicca/Celtic!Jim/Celtic!Mat/Celtic!Ben D!Boudicca

Hardy/Nelson, forehead kisses

[RPF] Lawry/Simon, Shower!sex

[RPF] Jim/Mat, eloping

[RPF] Larry/Jim

RPF - Mat in shorts

Fill Alexander/Hephaestion baby - total 100% fluff 1/1

Cromwell(/Any) + Everyone, Christmas

[RPF] Ben/Larry Focusing on the class-difference, possibly AU

[RPF] Jim's Sister + SImon's Sister setting up their brothers

[RPF] Ben/Mat., AU.

one sided Walpole/George II angst; unrequited past Walpole/George I

More/Shakespeare D!More; voice kink

Marc Antony/Julius Caesar, footjob

Hardy/Beatty/Nelson

Dick Turpin/James Smith, Frottage

[RPF] Martha/Ben, handjobs

[RPF] Ben/Larry/Mat

[RPF] Jim/Martha + her dog fluff