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Round 3 - Return of the Meme
Round 3 - Return of the Meme
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That's nearly the end of the storia, for onto the scene comes our much loved meme: HAIL TO THE QUEEN OF PROMPTIA.
Fill Alexander/Hephaestion baby - total 100% fluff 1/1
(Anonymous) 2011-12-10 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)“waaaaah”
“oh Hades no”
“weeeeeh”
“alex it’s your turn to get up”
Alexander rolled over and buried his head in the pillow
“no it’s not heph”
“it IS, I got up last time AND the time before that AND the time before that and the time...”
“alright, alright” huffed Alexander, “i’m getting up”
Yawning he pulled his chiton over his head and tip toed into the adjoining room of the palace where his son lay, tiny fists waving in the air, fat legs kicking crossly and a general look of “I WANT” on his face
“sshhhhhh” said Alexander
The blue eyes, so like his own stared back at him and then little Alexander paused, took a deep breath and
“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH”
Alexander sighed. How was it that he, conqueror of the known world, was defeated by a small baby? Little Alexander had been fed and changed not an hour before so he didn’t need either of those things.
“ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
“sshhhhhhh little one you’ll wake up the whole palace” said Alexander rocking the cradle in an ineffectual attempt to sooth his son and heir, but he was having none of it
“weeeehhhh” he wailed “waaaaaaaahh”
Alexander reached into the cradle, his big battered hands gentle as he lifted his tiny son up and put him against his shoulder. Immediately little Alexander curled into him, his cries ceasing almost immediately.
No-one could ever doubt you are my son thought Alexander, rocking his child against him. So determined to have what you want and not be quiet until you get it.
He walked to the window and looked out surveying his capital city
“one day” he whispered “one day, little Prince all that you see will be yours, everywhere touched by the shadow of the moon and beyond, far far distant lands that I will conquer for you little one.
“Alexander?”
Hephaestion came and stood next to him stroking the downy head of little Alexander, who seeing Hephaestion gurgled and clutched his finger in his hand
“is he alright?”
“yes he’s fine” said Alexander looking down as his son yawned sleepily
“I'll try and put him back in his cradle”
They crossed the room and Alexander carefully lay his son down, stroking his soft cheek
“sleep my son” he said “and go to the land of dreams” and first he, then Hephaestion, gently kissed him good night.
Re: Fill Alexander/Hephaestion baby - total 100% fluff 1/1
(Anonymous) 2011-12-10 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)JDKAKSKDJNWJS YOU WROTE THIS TOO AND IT IS JUST AMAZING AND AWW SO CUTE!!!!
You make me melt with squee :D
Re: Fill Alexander/Hephaestion baby - total 100% fluff 1/1
(Anonymous) 2011-12-11 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)