hhanon | Round 3 - Return of the Meme

Round 3 - Return of the Meme

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That's nearly the end of the storia, for onto the scene comes our much loved meme: HAIL TO THE QUEEN OF PROMPTIA.

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The next morning Elagabalus was woken up by the sound of Mr. Rickard. He was yelling, probably from the livingroom. It was with a lot of effort that Elagabalus got up from the bed, so he thought that they couldn't blame him for not tying the robe. ”Good morning dawgs.” he said and yawned as he made his way trough the hallway.
”Where the hell where you all last night?” Mr. Rickard, also known as Larry, shouted at them. ”Do you know that I had journalists, camera-teams from both BBC and CNN and god knows what channel and a fucking helicopter, alright maybe not a helicopter, but I did have champagne. How stupid are you?!” His face was red, he was so angry, and yet he looked adorable. Apparently they had sort of... overslept and had missed the press-conference. Elagabalus run a hand trough his hair, twisted a curl around his fingers. ”Tell me, you tell me Elagabalus, where you was last night?”
”I probably gave someone a blow-job.” he said, and smiled. It was his teasing, wicked smile. Innocent and so bloody provocative at the same time.
”Oh, bugger off.” Larry said. ”Nero!” he yelled.
”I don't need to explain my self to you.” Nero said, viciously. ”I need to call my mrs, she thinks I am cheating on her...” he said.
”You are.” Caligula said. ”Aren't you, mhm?”
”Alright, I get it, just shut up, will you. Stop shouting!” Even though he was the only one yelling. The manager whipped up his iPhone,. ”That press conference was important, what will your fans say? Honestly guys, you can not bunk off like that, ever again. It was supposed to be the opening for our tour, and you blew it.” He had his eyes fixed on the screen, that man was always online.
”We can have a tour without having a stupid press-conferance.” Commodus said and yawned. The door opened. In came Martha, the adorable assistant. She was blonde, pretty and smart, and deserved a price of some sort.
”Coffee!” she yelled and gave them all their preferred sorts. None of them thanked her, but she was used to it. And Mr. Rickard's sudden wishes to buy her a new dress and tweet about how much he loved her, was... well, it was better then a thank you.
”Alright, so today we will all try and get prepared for the concert, so no drinking, because I swear to god...”
”Yes, yes, Larry. You can stay calm, we will not drink. Or do drugs. It's only like what... four hours until it starts, you'll probably ship us off like... now?” Nero sighed, defeated.
”Actually yes. I am.” Larry said. ”Get dressed. This tour is going to be perfect or I will kill you!”

Round 3 - Return of the Meme

Re: [FILL] Elagabalus/Hierocles + Nero + Commodus + Caligula, Band AU 1b/?