hhanon | Round 3 - Return of the Meme

Round 3 - Return of the Meme

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That's nearly the end of the storia, for onto the scene comes our much loved meme: HAIL TO THE QUEEN OF PROMPTIA.

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George turned around and got a kiss and laughed. ”We both know that your name would rather be Grunt or... Hunter.”
”I don't sound that much.” Albert said and laughed as he let himself get pushed down in the bed. George pulled down his underwear, kicked them off from his feet. Albert did the same thing, while looking at his naked George. The glorious naked, rather short and chubby, adorable George. His cock was already hard and Albert wrapped his lips around it, flicked his tongue over the sensitive head. George grunted as Albert took more into his warm, wet mouth. ”Oh dear...” he said and impatiently thrusted into Albert's mouth. Albert sucked more into his mouth and let his hands join in, caressing George's balls, hummed softly and let his tongue lick and touch at just the right places. He hollowed his cheeks, just as he got as far as he could go, and he pulled back again, left George cock slick with saliva. He let his lips slid around it again, bobbed his head up and down until George was fully erected, his cock almost touching his stomach.
They didn't say much, as George fell down into the bed, Albert kissed his back while George reached for the bottle of olive oil. Albert left a trail of kisses all around George's body, gently sucking on his nipple, before he leaned back towards the headboard, positioning himself in a way that George loved, his legs tightly hugged to his sides, his buttocks spread. ”You are so very... spiffing.” he said, Albert only blushed.
George knew how to do this by now, how to slowly press his rough, oily finger into Albert's soft body, and how to hurt him as little as possible. Albert only grunted a little when George moved the finger around, and moaned when the second one was joined, maybe to disguise the slight pain.
George began to suck his cock while stretching him, and did something especially wonderful with his tongue when he joined another finger. ”George, George, stop it.” Albert almost cried after a while, his legs had been threw over George's shoulders. ”I am ready, take me, take me right now.”
George did not have to be told twice. He let go of his lovers cock and slipped out his fingers. Albert clenched to the hand George gave him as George pushed into him. Only half of it first, then, with the encouraging moans from Albert, all the way in. ”God...” George moaned.
And then they fucked. In a frenetic, devious way. Moaning each others names, rocking their hips and thrusting. ”George, I love you.” Albert said. After a while they rolled over, George still inside of him, and Albert began riding him, leaning backwards. George loved watching Albert as he lowered himself up and down, his own cock slid in and out, Albert moaning and lost in the wonderful act. He could watch that for hours. The bed creaked, like it was going to break in any second, but their moans and grunts, and curses drowned the sounds of it. George joined his hand to Albert's cock, started to slowly pump it. Albert cried out his name and leaned forward, but thankfully he didn't come, not just yet. ”God George...” He kissed him and began moving again, and it was marvelous. Albert's cock rubbed against his belly, the friction was wonderful.
”Can I come?” he asked when thrusting into Albert for all he was worth.
”Why are you asking me, please...” Albert kissed him again, but Albert came first, by a unbelievably smart twist of George's hand. He yelled Georges name and clung himself to him. And because of Albert's orgasm, his butt clenching around Georges cock, George came too, his balls tensing and the familiar tickling sensation filled him up as he came. Shooting up his semen into Albert who was still somewhere far away.
Albert smiled, let his body sink down, and slide off of Georges body. They where quiet, a long while. ”Dear god.” George then said. ”That was the best... the best one we ever had.” Albert crawled up to him, clasped his arms around him. He only hummed an answer. They where almost half asleep when Albert suddenly sat up.
”I forgot to buy you a gift!”
George smiled, and with risk of sounding like someone from a cheesy romantic novel, he said: ”You are the greatest gift I could ever have.”

Awwww, so sweet.

And an awful reminder of just how close Christmas is. ( And so few pressies bought yet.)

Ahhhh!

*fangirl mode over*

My dear, if you keep writing like this I might just melt of EMOTIONS! They are so darn adorable even while being so dirty XD I love this so much <3 Keep up the amazing work!! :D I cannot wait!

(I like fangirl mode!)

Thank you, thank you my dear sir! I am so happy that you like them and adorable+dirty=best combination ever! :D

The waiting is soon over! I promise!

Thank you! <3

I love Christmas, and buying gifts, but this year no onw has told me what they want so I am super stressed! Hurr, haven't bought anything at all yet. D:

Round 3 - Return of the Meme

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