hhanon | Round 3 - Return of the Meme

Round 3 - Return of the Meme

General Rules

Personal attacks and any kind of abusive trolling, hate speech, or bullying are obviously forbidden. Anon comments violating this rule will be deleted, signed in members will be banned.
If your comment is deleted/screened/frozen and you don't know why, please email the mod at hhanonmeme@gmail.com. (If you notice it happening to your comments and you know they're safe, a quick email for the mod to come and unscreen them would be helpful also).
Prompt posts will close to new prompts at 3,000 comments.

Prompting Rules

One prompt per comment.
Please follow the correct format (see below).
Include trigger warnings in the subject line. Use your discretion and please be considerate.
If your prompt is missing something, such as a subject or a warning, repost it in it’s entirety. It is not enough to reply to your own comment with the missing information. The mod will delete the previous duplicate comment.
Multiple fills of the same prompt by different author!anons are allowed.
If for any reason you start a fill but feel you can't finish the WIP you've created, and if you're happy to let someone finish it for you, put it up for HH Meme Fostering and Adoption.
Prompts for projects other than Horrible Histories (ie. Spy, Gavin and Stacy, Rev, St. Trinian's, the O2 adverts etc., and RPF involving actors from those projects should be posted at the What? They've acted in other things?! post.

Format of Prompts

Put [RPF] before RPF prompts.
For crossover prompts: "[Crossover], HH Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]"
Anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other."
Put [GEN] before GEN prompts, just so you don't get unwanted shipping.
Use appropriate warnings. I'm trusting you all to know what that means.
Don't embed any photos, videos or other media.
Copy and paste links in full; anon comments with active coded links are marked as spam and the mod doesn't switch accounts often enough - it may be a few days before those screened comments are de-screened (see: emailing the mod a heads up if it happens).

Archiving Prompts and Fills

To make the archiving job easier, please drop a link to your fill/unprompted fic here at the fills post.
Nothing here you fancy filling? Take a look at the unfilled prompts archived here or at Round 1 or Round 2.

That's nearly the end of the storia, for onto the scene comes our much loved meme: HAIL TO THE QUEEN OF PROMPTIA.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

"Laz? What are we even doing?"

"Playing to a sold-out Royal Albert Hall, mate, or had you forgotten?" Larry says, lounging on the sofa in the dressingroom, and leafing through a copy of National Geographic that someone else has left behind. He glances at Simon, who is fiddling with the sash of his Georgian costume nervously. Nervously. "What's wrong?" Simon doesn't do nervously. Or, well, he does, but he doesn't do it quietly.

Simon heaves a sigh, and drops down on the sofa next to Larry. "I don't do singing," he says. "Because I can't."

Ah. "None of us are professional singers. Well. Mat is, I suppose. And Jim's pretty damn good." He looks up from the article on the Sahara to see Simon frown a little at him. "Never mind that!"

Simon sags further down on the sofa. "Opening song," he mutters. "Opening song! If that one goes wrong, we might as well abandon the whole show."

Larry just smiles at him. "I'm up before you."

"Everybody loves Bob Hale," Simon says, fiddling with his jacket. "And you don't have to sing."

"I have to sing later," he reminds him. "And I'm not brilliant at it either." He's rather worried about it, but not nearly as much as Simon, who is pale even underneath the Georgian make-up.

"I have to sing with Jim and Mat," he groans, dropping to side to rest his head on Larry's shoulder. "I'm going to look like an idiot."

Larry eyes his shoulder warily. If there's too much make-up on that, it might not come off before the show. "Simon, of course you're going to look like an idiot. That's the point," he says, nudging at Simon to sit upright.

Simon just looks at him. "Thanks for the vote of confidence."

He has to take Simon's mind off it for a bit. "Look, stop worrying about it." And he knows of one way that's guaranteed to distract. He slides off the sofa to get on his knees in front of Simon, and beams up at him.

Simon looks vaguely disturbed rather than aroused. "Laz... sorry, but Bob doesn't do it for me."

Larry huffs, and starts opening Simon's trousers anyway. "Close your eyes, then."

"This is - this is not actually happening," Simon mutters, his cheeks starting to flush as Larry palms his groin. "Oh God."

He suppresses the urge to give a brief Bob Hale report on Simon's cock. Maybe later. After he's had time to jot some ideas down. "Just promise me you'll stop worrying after this, and I'll let you fuck me in my Viking costume later." He leans forward, and Simon's reply is lost in his moan.

Haha I actually loved this :') <3

hnnnggggg. PLEASE write the viking costume fuck? pretty please? :D

WOO! First fill for this pairing on the meme!! *confetti* So in character - Larry flipping through a magazine, Simon being self-conscious about his voice (AWW sweetie, it's okay; you sound fine, especially as William the Conqueror), Bob Hale not doing it for Simon, Larry debating on doing a commentary on Simon' cock (YESYESYES!!) Please do more fills. :D

Round 3 - Return of the Meme

FILL: [RPF] Larry/Simon, Calm down blowjobs, PG-13

Re: FILL: [RPF] Larry/Simon, Calm down blowjobs, PG-13

Re: FILL: [RPF] Larry/Simon, Calm down blowjobs, PG-13

Re: FILL: [RPF] Larry/Simon, Calm down blowjobs, PG-13