hhanon | Round 3 - Return of the Meme

Round 3 - Return of the Meme

General Rules

Personal attacks and any kind of abusive trolling, hate speech, or bullying are obviously forbidden. Anon comments violating this rule will be deleted, signed in members will be banned.
If your comment is deleted/screened/frozen and you don't know why, please email the mod at hhanonmeme@gmail.com. (If you notice it happening to your comments and you know they're safe, a quick email for the mod to come and unscreen them would be helpful also).
Prompt posts will close to new prompts at 3,000 comments.

Prompting Rules

One prompt per comment.
Please follow the correct format (see below).
Include trigger warnings in the subject line. Use your discretion and please be considerate.
If your prompt is missing something, such as a subject or a warning, repost it in it’s entirety. It is not enough to reply to your own comment with the missing information. The mod will delete the previous duplicate comment.
Multiple fills of the same prompt by different author!anons are allowed.
If for any reason you start a fill but feel you can't finish the WIP you've created, and if you're happy to let someone finish it for you, put it up for HH Meme Fostering and Adoption.
Prompts for projects other than Horrible Histories (ie. Spy, Gavin and Stacy, Rev, St. Trinian's, the O2 adverts etc., and RPF involving actors from those projects should be posted at the What? They've acted in other things?! post.

Format of Prompts

Put [RPF] before RPF prompts.
For crossover prompts: "[Crossover], HH Character(s)/Other Character(s), [Fandom]"
Anyone, everyone, no one? Use "Other."
Put [GEN] before GEN prompts, just so you don't get unwanted shipping.
Use appropriate warnings. I'm trusting you all to know what that means.
Don't embed any photos, videos or other media.
Copy and paste links in full; anon comments with active coded links are marked as spam and the mod doesn't switch accounts often enough - it may be a few days before those screened comments are de-screened (see: emailing the mod a heads up if it happens).

Archiving Prompts and Fills

To make the archiving job easier, please drop a link to your fill/unprompted fic here at the fills post.
Nothing here you fancy filling? Take a look at the unfilled prompts archived here or at Round 1 or Round 2.

That's nearly the end of the storia, for onto the scene comes our much loved meme: HAIL TO THE QUEEN OF PROMPTIA.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

A follow up to this http://hhanon.livejournal.com/2037.html?thread=1941749#t1941749

Home Movies - The Next Day

The next morning, Martha couldn’t get Mat out of the house quick enough, she wanted to get back up to bed so she could settle down in comfort and watch another video. She had yet to choose another one, and the thought of watching another of Mat’s home made sex shows excited her a great deal. So much so that when Mat had returned home the previous evening she had dragged him into their bed for an impromptu sex session.

Giving her a big kiss, Mat left the house. Martha thought that he was going to the studio, but as soon as he had sat in the back of the cab that came to fetch him every day, he got out his mobile and quickly pressed speed dial. Waiting impatiently, Mat gazed out of the window, watching as the cab crawled through the rush hour traffic. A noise at the other end quickly bought him back to the here and now, smiling happily, he blew a kiss down the phone line and told the person at the other end that he would be with them in about half an hour, and to be sure to keep the bed warm.

Back at their house, Martha had shoved all of the plates in the dishwasher and switched it on, she would leave the vacuuming for later. A video hidden in a box at the back of Mat’s wardrobe was calling her name. Rummaging in the snack cupboard, she pulled out a large bottle of Pepsi and a few bags of crisps, she didn’t want to have to stop the film to go and get food if she felt hungry.

Checking carefully that she had everything that she wanted, Martha began to climb the stairs to their bedroom, her stomach filling with butterflies as the excitement grew. Putting her snacks down on to the bedside table, she walked over to the wardrobe, and leaning in pulled out the box. Sitting down on the bed, she put the box down next to her, and plucked a tape out of the box, looking at the title she frowned and put it back, ‘Southend’ didn’t sound very good to her. The next one was called ‘Simon’s Birthday’, deciding that it would probably be boring that one went back as well. Third time lucky, Martha’s choice this time was called ‘Simon’s New Flat’, sighing she decided to at least take a look at it.

Putting it into the machine, she settled herself down, ready to eject the film if it proved to be boring. A few minutes later Martha knew she had again hit the jackpot, she had found another home made sex film. So far the only people in it were Jim and Simon, but from what she had seen so far they would be more than enough.

Simon was sat on a cream leather sofa, in a pale cream sitting room. He was shirtless, but was wearing a pair of scruffy jeans that were unbuttoned and the flies unzipped. His feet were also bare. Jim was knelt between his outstretched legs, his head bent over Simon’s crotch, his head bobbing up and down as he gave Simon what seemed to be, if his face was anything to go by, an extremely good blowjob. Jim actually had on more clothes than Simon, he was still wearing a t-shirt and his boxers, but there was no sign of his shoes or his trousers.

Simon had his head thrown back against the back of the sofa, his bottom lip held tightly in his teeth, and his eyes closed as Jim continued to suck on his beautiful tool. Martha couldn’t work out how Jim managed to get so much cock into his mouth, but he seemed to be able to deep throat all of it. Dropping one hand down on to his head, Simon signalled that he wanted Jim to stop. Gazing up at the tall, well built man, from underneath his long eyelashes, Jim released the hard throbbing organ, grinning as it sprung back and thwacked hard against Simon’s washboard hard belly. Reaching down, he cupped a hand under Jim’s chin and drew him up into a kiss, his tongue forcing its way into the wet warmth, and exploring vigorously. Breaking the kiss, Simon got to his feet and smiling down at the slender blond at his feet, pushed his jeans down over his hips, revealing his body in all its naked splendour. Kicking his jeans away, he sat back down, again spreading his legs, showing off the family jewels for all to see.

Jim stayed on the floor, from the look in his eyes, he couldn’t wait to be allowed up on to Simon’s lap. Nodding, Simon beckoned Jim up off of the carpet, signalling for him to strip before encouraging him to straddle his crotch, one hand moving to pull Jim’s mouth down on to his own, while the other stroked down over the pale skin of his ass to cup and squeeze one of the beautifully tight butt cheeks. Once the kiss had been established, the other hand came down to join its partner, kneading the soft flesh, stretching the secret entrance to prepare it for the next stage of their loving.

Again Simon broke the kiss, this time bringing one hand up from Jim’s ass to push three fingers into his mouth, quietly urging him to thoroughly wet the fingers. Once he was satisfied, he withdrew his fingers and traced them back down to the waiting ass, Feeling carefully, he pushed two digits up inside the tight body, his eyes watching Jim’s face for any sign of discomfort, seeing none, he added two more fingers, twisting and bending them to loosen his partner up.

Deciding that Jim was ready, Simon grabbed his hips and lifted him up, his large hands holding Jim firmly, while Jim’s own smaller hands reached round and spread his ass cheeks, opening himself ready to take the swollen organ into his body. Lowering Jim down, Simon bit his lip, a groan escaping as his cock was forced up into the hot tight passage. Slowly he pushed himself deeper and deeper into the clutching heat, he knew that he wouldn’t last long now, the pressure was much to much to bear. Gritting his teeth, he took a firmer hold on Jim’s hips, and thrust up hard, the resulting scream bringing tears to Martha’s eyes. Watching intently she was amazed to see Jim’s own cock twitch and shoot hot juices all over Simon’s chest, while from the look on Simon’s face he had done the same deep inside Jim.

As Jim collapsed down on to Simon’s chest, the screen went black, leaving Martha sat there, her mouth open in amazement. With a grin she ejected the film, and with a smile she hoped that Mat would be up for another hot evening when he got home.

OP -

*THUD*

So...hot's not enough to describe this!! Consensual sex...furniture...prep...so many of my weirder kinks...

Thank you for the wonderful early birthday present!! :D

This isn't your birthday present, the follow up to the Jim assault one is and will be posted on Saturday.

Glad you liked this, there just might be one more part.

EHHH! *bounces in her seat*

I might have to declare you amazing!! :D

I just love this little mini-series and universe you write in; my personal canon is so different from yours, it makes for wonderful variety. The way you write Jim/Simon works with what we know about their real selves outside of HH and adds another layer to the relationship.

Thank you for this wonderful fic.

OH~. It has to do with Mat's phone call yes? :DDD

Round 3 - Return of the Meme

Unprompted: Jim/Simon + Mat/Martha NC-17

Fill:Unprompted: Jim/Simon + Mat/Martha NC-17 2/2

Re: Fill:Unprompted: Jim/Simon + Mat/Martha NC-17 2/2

Re: Fill:Unprompted: Jim/Simon + Mat/Martha NC-17 2/2

Re: Fill:Unprompted: Jim/Simon + Mat/Martha NC-17 2/2