hhanon | Round 3 - Return of the Meme

Round 3 - Return of the Meme

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That's nearly the end of the storia, for onto the scene comes our much loved meme: HAIL TO THE QUEEN OF PROMPTIA.

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Because it's Halloween and it'd be awesome. :'D

There’s a sticky red sheen to his mouth and an ugly silver glint in his eyes, he balances up on the window ledge like something impossible – something impossible and terrifying and evil in the dark cold of the night as his heartbeat tries to choke his throat and his knees almost tremble out from underneath him.

“You’re dead,” he gasps, backing against the wall and scraping at the wood.

He receives only a tilt of that dark head in reply, a low thud as those fine boots hit the floor and dead Dick rises again, “a word of advice, Jamesie: never try to hang a creature of the night.”

…A creature of the-?

His breath chokes in his lungs, as dead Dick rustles another step closer and arches a fine eyebrow – when the man (ghost) smiles he can see fangs, sharp and flashing and so vicious that his heartbeat almost chokes the air from him yet again, “a revenant, if you will.”

“I-“

“A zombie, if you don’t care much for the proper terminology.”

“I-“

“Or a vampire,” and that awful, evil smile grows wider – as those fangs grow longer and longer, lengthening to sharp points that are only shared by the most vicious of beasts, “if you want to know what you’ll be becoming.”

…And he opens his mouth, so very wide, to scream-

But it’s too late, as Dick steps forwards with fully silver eyes and digs those sharp fangs right into his heaving throat.

AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!

(Awesome writing, but oh my God so scary!)

Thank you very much! <333 (I really lvoe Halloween far too much. <<)

He shouldn't want this.

He shou - Ohhhhhh - he shouldn't want this.

"Stop thinking so much," Dick purrs as he caresses his neck, "it's bad for you."

"No, you are," James says in an attempt to retain some control, but then Dick's fingers pass over the marks and he whimpers, legs shaking as he struggles to stay upright from the flood of want.

"I already knew that James," he replies, chuckling as he manouvres them to the bed, laying James on the mattress and grinning wickedly down at him.

"But if I'm so bad," he drawls, holding himself just above James' body, "why don't you leave?"

James tries to answer, he really does, but Dick runs a finger slowly over the marks and his answer gets lost in the wave of lust that floods his body. He arches up, trying to bring Dick closer but Dick pins him with his legs and hands and James moans with frustration.

"You haven't answered my question, " Dick says, his eyes glittering with mirth as he looks down, and James' hands itch to bury themselves in his hair.

"Beca - Ohh - Because - uhhh - because I don't want to, now please," James begs, pushing his hips up to try and get friction, his head back, his neck exposed.

Dick smirks, grinding down with his hips, making James whine with pleasure.

"Well, you did say please ..." he says, leaning down, his hair brushing James' face, James' lips, as his tongue finds the marks, licks, and his teeth bite.

James barely registers the pain as he gasps from the pleasure, whimpering as Dick sucks.

Dick's touch feels like fire, his hands gripping his wrists, his hair across James' chin, his legs between James', his groin pushing down against James', and his mouth, his so clever mouth, his so clever mouth and tongue and teeth at James' neck and it feels glorious.

James is so close, so close and oh God he doesn't want Dick to stop, he wants him he wants him he wants him and he - he - he -

Dick lifts his head, blood staining his teeth and he kisses James, rough, forceful, lustful and that's all it takes.

He feels like he's floating, and he barely notices Dick moving off him, everything seems to centre on the pinpricks of pain at his neck, and Dick's hand in his hair, turning him over to face him only causes him to arch into his grip.

"You are so easy," Dick says, laughing as he runs a hand over James' neck, making him shudder with want and need.

"I know," he murmurs, as Dick continues to stroke, making James gasp and the want and need curl in his stomach in a ball of heat.

He knows he shouldn't want this, but as Dick leans down and licks the marks again, he can't remember why it's so bad ...

Oh yes. And oh my God. Are about all I can say after reading that. (brain has melted)

asldkjasdk thankyou!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D *pours brain into a bucket*

.....omg.
This is just...it's... *flails in a happy melty pile of no words*

osdakhalskdha Thankyouuuuuuuuuuuu :))))

Round 3 - Return of the Meme

Dick Turpin/James Smith, vampire AU

FILL: Nowhere Left to Run, Dick Turpin/James Smith, PG

Re: FILL: Nowhere Left to Run, Dick Turpin/James Smith, PG

Re: FILL: Nowhere Left to Run, Dick Turpin/James Smith, PG

FILL: "You Got Me Feening And You Got Me Feeling Weak", Dick Turpin / James Smith, NC-17, AU

Re: FILL: "You Got Me Feening And You Got Me Feeling Weak", Dick Turpin / James Smith, NC-17, AU

Re: FILL: "You Got Me Feening And You Got Me Feeling Weak", Dick Turpin / James Smith, NC-17, AU

Re: FILL: "You Got Me Feening And You Got Me Feeling Weak", Dick Turpin / James Smith, NC-17, AU

Re: FILL: "You Got Me Feening And You Got Me Feeling Weak", Dick Turpin / James Smith, NC-17, AU