A/N Chloe and Gemma if you should happen to read this I really hope you don't mind your cameo apperance in this fic but Larry needed to meet some of his followers and your names came to mind :)
Meanwhile in London, Larry was marching purposefully towards...well actually he wasn’t really sure but he was marching purposefully towards it nevertheless.
He was now seriously cross. His means of communication had been stolen from him, he’d been thrown off his mode of transport just as he was starting to commune with his followers and now his pens had run out. And his smiting powers had been stolen as well.
He had tried to smite a courier who had nearly run him over when he was crossing the road but his shout of “DIE UNBELIEVER” as he thrust out his hand and put on his best menacing face had been met with “fuck off tosser”.
He had experimentally tried to smite a few snails and a worm but it had been a total failure, even when he varied his menacing faces. It was all most annoying!!
Suddenly he heard voices
“It is, it’s him!”
“Oh my god, it IS, it’s Larry!”
Larry turned to see a group of young women
“Excuse me” said one of them politely “but you are Larry Rickard aren’t you?”
Larry smiled. At last! Followers!
“I am the divine Lazbotron yes”
“OH MY GOD!!” screamed one of them before her friend hushed her “sorry, it’s just, Larry! We love you”
Larry’s smile got wider “do you follow me?”
“Oh my god, YES” said another “we LOVE your tweets, you’re hilarious”
“And cute too” muttered another one
“sshhhh we don’t want to look like huge fan girls”
“But we are”
“Larry” said the first girl again “where have you been? You haven’t been on twitter for ages”
“Ah” Larry’s face darkened “heretics stole my phone”
The girls laughed “heretics?”
“Yes, Mat and Ben, they stole my phone and locked me in a room”
The girls laughed again “oh we love hearing about your onset pranks”
“Pranks??” said Larry frowned “they dared come between me and my followers; they shall pay when all is Larry”
“All is Larry?” said the girls questioningly
“yes, the time has come for the divine Lazbotron to assume his rightful place as rule of the world”
The girls collapsed with laughter “oh larry, you’re so funny”
“funny? I’m totally serious. All shall be Larry”
The girls laughed again “all shall be larry? how?”
“I am the divine Lazbotron and Jim is my High Priest, together we will cast out the unbelievers”
“are jimothy hugs really magic then?” said one of the girls “we thought it was a joke”
“Definitely” said Larry
They squealed “I KNEW it!” “oh Jim, magic hugs!” “just too adorable”
“Larry would you mind if we took a picture?” said one of them "we'd really appreciate it"
“of course, I understand your need to savour my divinity” and he posed as she snapped a photo on her phone.
Larry’s eyes gleamed, a phone!!! His hands itched to take it. He licked his lips. By rights he should order the girl to hand it over but he couldn’t risk a refusal especially now his smiting powers had deserted him
“Can I see your phone” he asked
“Sure” said the girl, who may have been called Gemma handing it over
Larry took it and turned it over, perfect, just like the one those infidels had stolen
"Why don’t I take your photo” he suggested
“Oh yes please” said one of the other girls who may have been called Chloe
They clustered together
“Back” said Larry “I can’t get you all in”
They went back
“A bit further”
“More”
“Smile”
Larry turned and sprinted away
The girls stared after him open mouthed
“He just stole my bloody phone” said Gemma
Chloe whipped out her phone and tweeted “just met @lazbotron, he stole Gemma’s phone! Larry can we have our phone back?”
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timeasmymeasure
Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 9b/?
Date: 2011-12-03 12:19 pm (UTC)Meanwhile in London, Larry was marching purposefully towards...well actually he wasn’t really sure but he was marching purposefully towards it nevertheless.
He was now seriously cross. His means of communication had been stolen from him, he’d been thrown off his mode of transport just as he was starting to commune with his followers and now his pens had run out.
And his smiting powers had been stolen as well.
He had tried to smite a courier who had nearly run him over when he was crossing the road but his shout of “DIE UNBELIEVER” as he thrust out his hand and put on his best menacing face had been met with “fuck off tosser”.
He had experimentally tried to smite a few snails and a worm but it had been a total failure, even when he varied his menacing faces. It was all most annoying!!
Suddenly he heard voices
“It is, it’s him!”
“Oh my god, it IS, it’s Larry!”
Larry turned to see a group of young women
“Excuse me” said one of them politely “but you are Larry Rickard aren’t you?”
Larry smiled. At last! Followers!
“I am the divine Lazbotron yes”
“OH MY GOD!!” screamed one of them before her friend hushed her “sorry, it’s just, Larry! We love you”
Larry’s smile got wider “do you follow me?”
“Oh my god, YES” said another “we LOVE your tweets, you’re hilarious”
“And cute too” muttered another one
“sshhhh we don’t want to look like huge fan girls”
“But we are”
“Larry” said the first girl again “where have you been? You haven’t been on twitter for ages”
“Ah” Larry’s face darkened “heretics stole my phone”
The girls laughed “heretics?”
“Yes, Mat and Ben, they stole my phone and locked me in a room”
The girls laughed again “oh we love hearing about your onset pranks”
“Pranks??” said Larry frowned “they dared come between me and my followers; they shall pay when all is Larry”
“All is Larry?” said the girls questioningly
“yes, the time has come for the divine Lazbotron to assume his rightful place as rule of the world”
The girls collapsed with laughter “oh larry, you’re so funny”
“funny? I’m totally serious. All shall be Larry”
The girls laughed again “all shall be larry? how?”
“I am the divine Lazbotron and Jim is my High Priest, together we will cast out the unbelievers”
“are jimothy hugs really magic then?” said one of the girls “we thought it was a joke”
“Definitely” said Larry
They squealed
“I KNEW it!”
“oh Jim, magic hugs!”
“just too adorable”
“Larry would you mind if we took a picture?” said one of them "we'd really appreciate it"
“of course, I understand your need to savour my divinity” and he posed as she snapped a photo on her phone.
Larry’s eyes gleamed, a phone!!! His hands itched to take it. He licked his lips. By rights he should order the girl to hand it over but he couldn’t risk a refusal especially now his smiting powers had deserted him
“Can I see your phone” he asked
“Sure” said the girl, who may have been called Gemma handing it over
Larry took it and turned it over, perfect, just like the one those infidels had stolen
"Why don’t I take your photo” he suggested
“Oh yes please” said one of the other girls who may have been called Chloe
They clustered together
“Back” said Larry “I can’t get you all in”
They went back
“A bit further”
“More”
“Smile”
Larry turned and sprinted away
The girls stared after him open mouthed
“He just stole my bloody phone” said Gemma
Chloe whipped out her phone and tweeted “just met @lazbotron, he stole Gemma’s phone! Larry can we have our phone back?”