hhanon | Round 3 - Return of the Meme

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Round 3 - Return of the Meme

Round 3 - Return of the Meme

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That's nearly the end of the storia, for onto the scene comes our much loved meme: HAIL TO THE QUEEN OF PROMPTIA.

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So you might have heard of a certain trainwreck of a movie called Anonymous, which (among other things) not only takes the line that Shakespeare's plays were actually written by the Earl of Oxford, but apparently portrays Shakespeare as basically a boorish, illiterate thug.

Well, Shakespeare hears of this film, and is, naturally, not best pleased at how he's been portrayed. In fact, he's downright fuming. Richard on the other hand can't help but be amused because, hey, now he knows what it feels like!

Cue mutual snarking that somehow leads to slash.

(IDEK... I just need something to cure my RAEG over that film. Help me, hhanon, you're my only hope!)

So, some of us our there are doing NaNoWriMo this year, and have the usual thing of work/study vs WRITING FRENZY.

So, somehow Larry gets cajoled or persuaded into taking part in NaNo. But, of course, his main job is writing. So he obviously feels like his novel'd better be good, but at the same time has to somehow fit it in between all of the stuff he actually gets paid for.

So how? What does he write?

It's not a PROPER meme until this appears! :D

I assume most of us have at least one fantasy about someone/character from HH. Divulge it!!

http://textsfromhistory.tumblr.com/post/12204055069#postNotes

...Because the way that that man says 'fucking' DOES things to me. And Larry agrees or something. :DD

...We need more threesomes. And more dirty talk.

Hunter gets injured while attempting to bring down a wild animal and Farmer nurses him back to health.

This tweet. Just... this tweet. http://twitter.com/#!/RealJimHowick/status/130587486786289665

Based on this tweet: http://twitter.com/#!/RealJimHowick/status/131611913103736832

Anything about them being cheered simply by the other's presence.

Their complaining about Victoria/her behavior/crying leads to sexy times, on her throne, possibly involving historical snacks.

This tweet: http://twitter.com/#!/RealJimHowick/status/130200233572442112

:D

Buddy+Buddy joking or slashy humor; just give me some antics between the two.

...Except not with them as dogs. Yeah. <<

Richard is a rich, faintly posh boy who has been rather isolated from the world outside. Shakespeare is a street-wise, slightly amoral guy who shuns the upper side of town. One day Richard somehow finds himself locked outside with no way of getting back and wanders off in a rather desperate way, he bumps into Shakespeare along the way and...

Well.

How do things go from there? ;)

...My main reasoning being that he's a writer, yeah.

But Larry writing on somebody, either absent-mindedly or deliberately, would be great. :DD

So, you know how some couples 'christen' their new home by having it off in all the rooms?

Imagine if Charles II tries to do that in his palace.

Because he would.

And he asks Sotherby to keep track of it for him.

...I saw it and I needed it.

Because they were both around at the same time and are both the sluttiest that Europe has to offer. Don't you think that they'd have fun hijinks?

They both lost their heads. Charles comforting Louis in the afterlife? (Preferably Gen, though feel free to try and make the ship work if you want!)

Because Knight!Jim likes it when he acts as "Percy the peasant". Really, really likes it.

Because whether they're on a battlefield in ancient Europe or on an airship in a strange sky - they'd have a wonderfully complicated relationship.

And because I like airships. XD

I love ridiculous drawn out gazing across the room sexual tension. After months of eye fucking and ~accidental touching, they snap.

Indulge me?

Based on this: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu0v36CYN41qminlvo1_400.jpg

Because, come on, Alexander so would.

A follow up to this http://hhanon.livejournal.com/2037.html?thread=1941749#t1941749

Home Movies - The Next Day

The next morning, Martha couldn’t get Mat out of the house quick enough, she wanted to get back up to bed so she could settle down in comfort and watch another video. She had yet to choose another one, and the thought of watching another of Mat’s home made sex shows excited her a great deal. So much so that when Mat had returned home the previous evening she had dragged him into their bed for an impromptu sex session.

Giving her a big kiss, Mat left the house. Martha thought that he was going to the studio, but as soon as he had sat in the back of the cab that came to fetch him every day, he got out his mobile and quickly pressed speed dial. Waiting impatiently, Mat gazed out of the window, watching as the cab crawled through the rush hour traffic. A noise at the other end quickly bought him back to the here and now, smiling happily, he blew a kiss down the phone line and told the person at the other end that he would be with them in about half an hour, and to be sure to keep the bed warm.

Back at their house, Martha had shoved all of the plates in the dishwasher and switched it on, she would leave the vacuuming for later. A video hidden in a box at the back of Mat’s wardrobe was calling her name. Rummaging in the snack cupboard, she pulled out a large bottle of Pepsi and a few bags of crisps, she didn’t want to have to stop the film to go and get food if she felt hungry.

Checking carefully that she had everything that she wanted, Martha began to climb the stairs to their bedroom, her stomach filling with butterflies as the excitement grew. Putting her snacks down on to the bedside table, she walked over to the wardrobe, and leaning in pulled out the box. Sitting down on the bed, she put the box down next to her, and plucked a tape out of the box, looking at the title she frowned and put it back, ‘Southend’ didn’t sound very good to her. The next one was called ‘Simon’s Birthday’, deciding that it would probably be boring that one went back as well. Third time lucky, Martha’s choice this time was called ‘Simon’s New Flat’, sighing she decided to at least take a look at it.

Putting it into the machine, she settled herself down, ready to eject the film if it proved to be boring. A few minutes later Martha knew she had again hit the jackpot, she had found another home made sex film. So far the only people in it were Jim and Simon, but from what she had seen so far they would be more than enough.

Simon was sat on a cream leather sofa, in a pale cream sitting room. He was shirtless, but was wearing a pair of scruffy jeans that were unbuttoned and the flies unzipped. His feet were also bare. Jim was knelt between his outstretched legs, his head bent over Simon’s crotch, his head bobbing up and down as he gave Simon what seemed to be, if his face was anything to go by, an extremely good blowjob. Jim actually had on more clothes than Simon, he was still wearing a t-shirt and his boxers, but there was no sign of his shoes or his trousers.

Simon had his head thrown back against the back of the sofa, his bottom lip held tightly in his teeth, and his eyes closed as Jim continued to suck on his beautiful tool. Martha couldn’t work out how Jim managed to get so much cock into his mouth, but he seemed to be able to deep throat all of it. Dropping one hand down on to his head, Simon signalled that he wanted Jim to stop. Gazing up at the tall, well built man, from underneath his long eyelashes, Jim released the hard throbbing organ, grinning as it sprung back and thwacked hard against Simon’s washboard hard belly. Reaching down, he cupped a hand under Jim’s chin and drew him up into a kiss, his tongue forcing its way into the wet warmth, and exploring vigorously. Breaking the kiss, Simon got to his feet and smiling down at the slender blond at his feet, pushed his jeans down over his hips, revealing his body in all its naked splendour. Kicking his jeans away, he sat back down, again spreading his legs, showing off the family jewels for all to see.

So, in order to treat hysteria in women, there was a device made to help induce orgasms without tiring out the doctors - basically a fucking machine.

Charlie, being the open-minded guy we know he is, wants to try it out, and wants Sothers to be there.

(Okay so they weren't invented till WELL after the Stuart era, but work with me here nonny, the image is glorious :'D)

Vibrators were originally intended to treat hysteria by bringing women to "hysterical paroxysm". Geoff and Nigel would never be so irresponsible as to use an untested treatment, so they have to try it out. Thoroughly.

DI Bones obviously had to stop Caligula from using Wackus Bonkus on him, how did he manage to do that?

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Shakespeare/Richard III - Anonymous

[RPF] NaNoWriMo

[Non-RPF] [RPF] You/Anyone Wish-Fulfillment/Fantasy

Charles II / Sothers

[RPF] Ben/Larry, Ben dirty talking

[RPF] Ben/Larry/Mat, Dirty talking

Hunter/Farmer, hurt/comfort

[RPF] Other/Other, YMCA

[RPF] Jim/Mat

Fortescue/Jeff/ShoutyVictorianSalesman!Jim sex on Victoria's throne, foodplay

[RPF] Jim, Simon or Jim/Simon

Richard III/William Shakespeare, Lady and the Tramp AU

[RPF] Larry/Other, writing on skin

Charles II/other, shagging all over the palace

[RPF] Jim/Simon/Larry

Charles II/Louis XIV

Charles I + Louis XVI

Knight!Jim/Sir Percivak - role-play

Caesar/Vercingetorix, steampunk AU

[RPF] Mat/Ben, UST

Alexander/Hephaestion

Unprompted: Jim/Simon + Mat/Martha NC-17

Charles II/Sotherby, fucking machine

Victorian Nigel/Geoff: Vibrator

Caligula/DI Bones bargaining, dominance, switching positions