hhanon | Round 3 - Return of the Meme

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Round 3 - Return of the Meme

Round 3 - Return of the Meme

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That's nearly the end of the storia, for onto the scene comes our much loved meme: HAIL TO THE QUEEN OF PROMPTIA.

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From this sketch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=judcMBpu-AY

Mat's viking saying "look at me" in a different context, perhaps? (Because, seriously, UNF.)

THis might be the best TFL EVER: As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance. I need fic with this!

(Cos I can't get the idea out of my head. Sorry)

The Emperors New Groove, with Pachacuti as Kuzco, and Llama Farmer! Larry as Pacha.

\o/

(Inspired by the previous fic at http://hhanon.livejournal.com/2037.html?thread=1759221#t1759221)

Charles I and Cromwell are a couple; Charles II is still a child. Christmas is approaching and Charles I is preparing for the celebrations while little Charlie is of course ridiculously excited, but Cromwell is all 'Bah humbug'. Will Cromwell continue being a wet blanket, or will he relax and learn to enjoy Christmas?

I don't mind if it's a modern AU or set in their original time period.

Bonus points for including other characters in the background eg Prince Rupert.

Georgie wants his four favorite people performing for him on his birthday.

...Because they were all quality?

...Because foursomes are better than threesomes?

A couple has to be apart for some time for some reason - family emergency, illness, work, and so on - so one of them sneaks a piece of his boyfriend's clothes to keep for himself to snuggle/smell while the other is away.

We've all read the fics that feature Charles II as the loveable rogue but in real life he'd broken thousands of hearts before he was even crowned King.
I just fancy seeing him as the bad guy for once.
Perhaps Catherine has to comfort Sotherby after Charles has made a particularly nasty comment?

(817): I really wanna talk..
(1-817): if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
...I just discovered TFL and love it because it proves I am normal compared to most people.
and gives me AWESOME prompts!!

One character gets very drunk and their BFF drags them back home before something stupid happens; in the morning BFF patches the other up.

Soppy, I know, but go with me here.

Charles gets ill. Really, really ill - possibly a curse or something. Nothing can save him, nothing works...

And then Sothers kisses him.

...I am a soppy cow deep down, I know.

Preferably with the two already in a couple, since I'm not a fan of dub-con.

Basically: Happy, giggly, fun drunk!sex! Where the both of them are hammered/a little uncoordinated but so in love that they manage anyway. (Can be tipsy!sex if you prefer, I just like happy, giggling, fun stuff~.)

Sex where something goes a little wrong (not a lot wrong, just something small and incredibly amusing) at the beginning and they end up laughing through the rest of it~.

Ben keeps speaking (sexy) Russian at inconvenient moments, is it any wonder that all the cast are in love with him?

...I just need this.

One distracting the other, leading to sexy times.

Ben is a rising cricket star and one day runs into another 'member of the cast' - literally - and finds his life thrown into the disorder. Have the whole cast show up in different jobs; none have to be actors, just give me cricket star Ben.

Instead of dying at the end of the sketch, Daggers was saved by Liz. She takes him with her to avoid his shipmates and decides he owes her.

He sits in a little room off the main chamber, the party still going on outside and Sothers’ mouth hot between his legs. He’s whining, arching, moaning - cannot help it as Sothers bobs up and down and up and down and hollows his cheek and twists his tongue and-

“I love you,” he says, ever so helplessly as his hands tangle in the curls of Sothers’ wig, “I love you, I love you. Oh, fuck, I love you.“

Sothers only rumbles in reply, too involved to do anything else-

And, luckily, that is enough for him to come. For his hips to twist off the chair, for his eyes to squeeze helplessly shut, for his own wig to thud to the floor as his head tilts back, for his mouth to open- “Odd’s fish!”

…Ah.

For his mouth to open.

There is a long pause, as Sothers draws back from swallowing, where they both just stare at each other – his head slowly lifting from the chair, Sothers’ fingers gently tapping at his hip…

And then he snorts.

And they’re both helplessly giggling, Sothers nuzzling helpless chuckles into his bare hip as the party tumbles on outside.

There’s something nice about the cobblestoned alleys, the hidden little places that you can just squeeze into if you tug in your elbows and tuck down your head and coil into a content little ball that nobody can find.

Except one.

“You are ridiculous,” Sothers mutters when he finds him, laughing slightly and dragging him out of that little coiled place with a firm hand, “absolutely ridiculous.”

“I know,” he laughs, springing back to his full height and throwing his arms around the man – for this is the love of his life and he just has to appreciate that every single day, “but you love me for it.”

And Sothers will smile, soft and resigned and so fond that his heart explodes every single time…

And they’ll walk back to the hotel together, his head on Sothers’ shoulder and Sothers’ arm ever so warm around him.

They make Larry fizzy~.

Hengist seemed to put a lot of effort into the fake meal; maybe he's interested in Vortigern for himself. Please, no previous Rowena/Vortigern - parents and children sharing a lover gets kind of creepy.

John Joseph Merlin decides to try and teach some one important to skate to improve sales of his product; who better than the dandy with the prince regent's ear?

Regaining the safety of the Royal Albert Hall, Jim leant back against the wall and groaned. He thought he’d hidden his feelings very well but he didn’t think he’d be able to carry on doing so if Larry kept on doing things like he’d done out there. Okay, he almost certainly didn’t realise what he did to Jim every time he touched him and there was no way that Jim was ever going to tell him how he felt. But it was getting harder and harder to hide it.

Taking a deep breath, he pushed himself upright and made his way round to the backstage area and the dressing rooms, quietly slipping into the room he was sharing with Simon, one thing that he was profoundly grateful for. He didn’t think that his nerves would be able to copy with sharing a room with Larry, being in close proximity with the man who aroused such confusing feelings in him would be close to unbearable. Thankfully the room was empty and sitting down in one of the chairs he rubbed his face with his hands before staring at his reflection in the mirror, turning his face to brush his lips against his left hand; the hand that had clutched tightly at the hand attached to the arm that Larry had draped over his shoulder while all five of them had posed for photos with a fan. All of the time he’d smiled for the camera his eyes fixed on the photographer while his mind was focussed on the heat of the man pressed up against him, holding him in a light embrace.

The soft click of the door shutting made him jump back, eyes that he didn’t even realise he’d closed shooting open to see Simon stood behind him, his hands resting on the back of the chair, his gaze watching Jim’s in the reflection in the mirror. The silence lengthening until Simon spoke: “When are you going to tell him?”
Swallowing hard, Jim stared at him; his rabbits in the headlights look making Simon smile. He’d had his suspicions for a while but one glance at Jim’s face today had confirmed it. Jim was in love with Larry.

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Jim!Viking/Mat!viking

[RPF] The Whole Cast

Pure crack

AU Charles I/Cromwell, child!Charles II, Christmas

Napoleon/Wellington/Blackbeard/BeauBrummel+Georgie fourway, voyeurism, performance, masturbation

Charles II/Catherine of Braganza/Nell Gwyn

Charles II/Sotherby/Catherine of Braganza/Nell Gwyn

[RPF] Other/Other smelling the other's clothes; angst; seperation

PROMPT: Charles II/Other, Charlie's the Bad Guy

[RPF] Other/Other TFL = foodplay, makeup sex

Other+Other the morning after hurt/comfort

Charles II/Sotherby, True love's first kiss

[RPF] Other/Other, drunk!sex

[RPF] Ben/Larry

[RPF] Ben/Mat/Larry/Martha/Simon/Jim

Sothers/Walpole

[RPF] Lawry/Simon distraction

[RPF] AU Ben/Other Cricket Star Ben

CutlassLiz/DaggersMcCaw bondage, dom!Liz, knifes

UNPROMPTED: Odd's Fish, Charles II/Sothers, R

UNPROMPTED: Over The Cobblestones, Charles II/Sothers, PG [Modern AU]

[RPF] Jim/Martha/Larry

Hengist/Vortigern bondage, seduction

John Joseph Merlin/Beau Brummel; Beau Brummel/George IV; John Joseph Merlin/Beau Brummel/George IV

Unprompted: [RPF] Larry/Jim. Unrequited Love.