hhanon | Round 3 - Return of the Meme

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Round 3 - Return of the Meme

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Archiving Prompts and Fills

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That's nearly the end of the storia, for onto the scene comes our much loved meme: HAIL TO THE QUEEN OF PROMPTIA.

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From: (Anonymous)

Sandwich loves playing poker with Sausage because he wins tons of cash off Sausage every time then realizes that he might care for Sausage after the invention of the sandwich. Next time they play, when Sausage runs out of money, Sandwich decides he can play for his clothes. Naturally, Sausage loses and ...well why waste a chance with a naked Sausage and a nice table? XP

From: (Anonymous)

From this: youtube.com/watch?v=SrBnIoONit0
Viking!Ben eventually gets used to EriktheViking!Simon's poetry.

From: (Anonymous)

...Where is this? WHy is it not on the meme already?

From: (Anonymous)

One of the guys forgets his parents are coming to visit and starts having sexy times with his boyfriend only for his parents to walk in on them. XD

(Some combination of Jim, Simon, Lawry, and Larry preferred.)

From: (Anonymous)

All the females on the cast catch on to the 'slash' and 'shipping' trends and join in. They end up debating about which pairing is better, what the various relationship dynamics are, and so on. Then they start giggling at inappropriate times during filming because something reminds them of a fic they read leaving the men confused.

From: (Anonymous)

The cast are bored after filming one day, and somehow they come to the decision that they're going swimming!
On the way someone is feeling them what a fantastic swimmer they are so Mat decides to challenge them, but what they don't know is Mat's been training since he was *thiiiiis* big, and is super speedy!

So a huge race and whatever happens afterwards! Jim and Simon getting snugly in the shallow end? Larry dive bombing from the highest diving board? I don't mind, just have fun :D

From: (Anonymous)

I know it doesn't make much sense, but bear with me, okay?

These three monarchs all had a pretty crap time in their teens and early twenties. All three could have ended up dead if circumstances were a little different. I'd like to see these three being BAMFs, as they were separately IRL, and maybe getting the chance to enjoy themselves a little bit as well. Use whatever methods you like to bring them together, whether it's modern AU, time sewers, Hogwarts AU... anything that means these three can run around being awesome.

Bonus points if you can reference the Wars of the Roses by having Liz try to beat Richie up when they first meet (or something equally hilarious).

From: (Anonymous)

So you know how in The Princess Diaries the socially awkward nerdy teenage girl gets informed by her posh grandmother that she's the princess to some made up European country, and must now learn etiquette and get a makeover, and discovers that some boys only like her for being princess and some boys liked her all along and that sort of adorable clichéd stuff?

Let's have that for some of our favourite monarchs! Like Elizabeth I, who doesn't mind the makeover but hates all the etiquette! Or Richard III, who hates all the gossip surrounding being a prince! Or Charles II, who never got the hang of acting proper and demure! Or George I, who never learned how not to be socially awkward!

From: (Anonymous)

I just need these four being snuggly, sweet, and cute enough to make your teeth hurt.

From: (Anonymous)

Walpole's son Horace was one of the earliest people to argue that Richard III did not kill the princes in the tower. Where did he get that attitude from? Maybe Robert meet Richard somehow - Proms? Time Sewer malfunction? Cliff Whiteley's office? - and found him endearing?

We need more Walpole losing his cool exterior because any character Simon plays getting flustered is HOT!

From: (Anonymous)

You remember that epic prompt and fill where Ben switched with Alexander the Great? Well, basically the same thing except with Larry.and his portrayal of Beau. Cos Larry is clearly secretly a fashionable thing (see his awesome collection of shoes - http://yfrog.com/5abnej). And I can imagine that Beau would get on well, acting, even if he would be slightly melodramatic all the time.

From:

balinese-baby.livejournal.com

Playing Dress Up.

Jim stared at the new outfit Simon had given him, When he had suggested that they played teacher and pupil, he had expected shorts and a cap, not a skirt and knee high socks. He knew that this game would take place in the study, Simon’s favourite place for games. Carefully he dressed himself, first pulling on a pair of navy blue gym knickers, then a white blouse and a short grey skirt that fell to just above his knees. White knee length socks, a pair of plimsolls, and a red and black striped tie followed this. The final item was a blond wig with bunches. Looking in the mirror, James moaned, who did Simon think he was, Britney Spears or something?

Having checked his clothes, he sent the expected text message, and was surprised when he was sent an immediate reply, it seemed that Simon was eager for this game. Arriving in front of the study door, he nervously straightened his tie, before knocking on the door. Like in every game they played, he was called to enter, which he did immediately, closing the door behind him.

Simon was stood by the window, gazing out over the back garden, his back to Jim. He was wearing a long black old fashioned teacher’s gown and a mortar board, underneath he had on a severe dark grey suit, looking every bit the public school teacher. Jim stopped by the desk and coughed softly. Simon spoke, still not looking at him, “You’ve been sent to me again Miss Howick, what have you done for me to enjoy your company this time?” Jim stared down at his feet and remained silent. “Miss Howick, You’ve been flippant to your tutor again haven’t you!” Again Jim stayed quiet. So now you’ve been sent to me for punishment.

Simon moved quickly away from the window and went to sit down in the armchair, beckoning for Jim to come towards him. As soon as he reached him, Simon grabbed Jim’s wrist and pulled him down over his lap, lifting his skirt up to his waist, before he yanked the navy blue knickers down to his knees.
Then he proceeded to smack his ass, six short, sharp slaps to each cheek.

As he lay across his lap, Jim could feel Simon’s growing excitement and as soon as the final slap fell, he moved, slipping off his lap and on to his knees in front of his ‘head teacher’. Glancing up shyly, he reached out and unzipped Simon’s fly, releasing his hard cock, stroking it firmly before he swallowed the head, sucking and swirling his tongue over it. Before he could get any words out, Jim stood up and stepped out of the knickers, straddling his hips, he felt for his cock, holding it steady with one hand, before pushing himself down, moaning as the hard flesh breeched him.

It only took a few vigorous movements for Simon to come, bathing Jim’s insides with his hot juices, before he dropped his hand to pull at Jim’s own cock, coaxing him to his own orgasm. Lifting his head, Simon placed a gently kiss against Jim’s neck, he loved the games, one day he’d thank Mat for giving him the idea.

From: (Anonymous)

As the 3 pictures of his shoe collection indicate, Larry loves hi-tops while Simon says in an interview with Edward Hogg for "Bunny and the Bull" he loves moccasins. Now, I need Simon and Larry arguing about shoes and dragging each other to shoe stores to try on their favorites.

From: (Anonymous)

Alexander doesn't like people taking his things, especially his armor.

From: (Anonymous)

...I blame this meme for making me want Farnbond/Willaby in all forms. XD

Dr. Snow has someone come to clean his fireplace; he just wasn't expecting a charming Cockney with a special something.

From: (Anonymous)

George loves distracting Robert from work. Robert is less keen at the start, but George does have his tricks...

From: (Anonymous)

George is a bit more experienced with worldly matters than Robert when they first meet. When Robert comes to him asking for advice he feels like it'd only be polite to show the man how it's done...

And then he falls in love along the way.

From: (Anonymous)

Where they have nowhere to go and can just cuddle and kiss and... Do other things~.

From: (Anonymous)

So, they fall in love over the time of Charles' imprisonment - but so much has gone between them, so many deep and bitter things, that they can't actually say it. They can only glower at each other and dance around the subject until Charles is executed and Cromwell is left alone to mourn.

~~Angst, what angst?~~

From: (Anonymous)

I just need Shouty Man slash.

From: (Anonymous)

I don't know who you are but right now I want to hug you! The story is getting so good. It's funny and sweet, and your way with words is just amazing! Please, please, please write more. I can't wait to see what happens next.

From: (Anonymous)

Larry giving Ben a blowjob, nice on his knees~.

From: (Anonymous)

...COme on, can't have been the only one thinking it.

From: (Anonymous)

With Jim domming Mat in the kitchen. Over the table, against the counters...

From: (Anonymous)

One day Jim manages to convince Ben that sex in the garden would be really fun. And Ben, surprisingly, ends up enjoying it - and getting rather happily muddy in the process~.