What? They've acted in OTHER things?!
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hhanonSo, you may be aware that some cast members of HH have acted in other things. Give their profession, this is understandable.
This post is for those who would like to prompt/fic about the other things the guys/girls have been in, without mixing it up with HH-related/non-crossover fic on the other posts.
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Re: Unprompted - pheromone spray, Tim/Chris, 4 PG-13
Date: 2011-10-30 09:49 pm (UTC)“No, I’m fine,” Marcus replies. “Tim, you know I do not believe in conspiracy theories, right?”
“Right,” Tim replies.
“And that I am very much in favour of thinking rationally?”
“A little too rationally,” Tim mutters, leaning against the doorway. “What about it?”
Marcus just shakes his head. “Tim, I think the government is testing out a pheromone spray on you. I don’t know why they’d test it on someone who just puts in data, but I expect they have their reasons.” He’s silent for a moment. “Perhaps you’re the most unattractive man there. It’s certainly possible.”
Tim rolls his eyes. “Marcus, there’s no such thing as a pheromone spray.”
“Oh, so people just randomly throw yourself at you, then?” Marcus points out.
“Chris wasn’t,” Tim points out.
Marcus stares at him. “No, of course Chris wouldn’t. Isn’t it obvious?”
“I am not discussing pheromone sprays with you,” Tim tells him, then turns off the light. “Don’t stay up too late.”
“I won’t,” Marcus mutters, and turns on his bedside lamp.
–
His boss summons him first thing in the morning. “So, Tim, how was your day yesterday?” He grins, then sprays Tim in the face again.
Tim splutters again. “Weird,” he says. “My son thinks you’re doing an experiment with pheromones on me.”
The man stares at him. “Can we hire him?”
“He’s eight!”
“Can we hire him?” he asks again, and Tim shakes his head.
“You did use me for a pheromone experiment? Is that why Caitlin, and my social worker, and my ex-wife and her new boyfriend have been trying to - to – is it?” he asks, gesturing.
“Pretty much,” the Examiner says. “But your son treated you the same?”
“Yes, of course,” Tim replies. “Why?”
He makes a note of this. “Dr. Jackson will be pleased,” he mutters. “We’ve been struggling to make a spray that doesn’t work on children or people related to the wearer. Looks like we finally managed it.”
“So, what did you just spray on me?” Tim asks.
“Anti-spray,” he explains. “It’d be a bit awkward to work if Caitlin continues to seduce you, I imagine.”
Yes, yes it would.
-
Caitlin immediately leans over to him. “My phone was hacked,” she says, staring intently at him. “All the texts I sent you were not mine.” She looks a little flustered. “Very much not mine.”
He nods, and smiles. “Right,” he says. “Of course not.”
“Just wanted to clear that up,” she says, then turns to go back to her work.
–
Judith rings up to explain that yesterday was Philip’s idea to bond with him, with Philip shouting in the background that it wasn’t. Tim hangs up in the middle of their argument.
Re: Unprompted - pheromone spray, Tim/Chris, 5 PG-13
Date: 2011-10-30 10:29 pm (UTC)“Hey, Chris,” Tim says, as he steps in the stockroom.
Chris starts, and turns to look at him. “What are you doing here?” he demands.
“I found out why everyone was acting strangely!” he exclaims. “Pheromone spray! Seriously, they sprayed it on me to see if it doesn’t work on kids!”
Chris stares at him. “Pheromone spray?”
“Yes, can you believe – mmmphf.” Tim is shoved against the door by Chris, who then kisses him firmly, his hands curling in Tim’s shirt. “Mmphf!”
Chris pulls back a little to nuzzle at Tim’s neck. “Sorry,” he mutters. “It’s the pheromones, not me.”
“Chris,” Tim says, leaning back a little as Chris presses kisses down his neck. “Chris!”
“I told you.” Chris pulls back, his fists still in Tim’s shirt. “I can’t help it.” He kisses Tim firmly again, his tongue slowly licking Tim’s lips, and it’s kind of – oddly – nice.
“Chris,” Tim mutters, and Chris takes the chance to slide his tongue in and it’s – it’s definitely nice. They stand like that for a few moments, Chris pressing himself against Tim and kissing him like his life depends on it. When Chris calms a little, Tim carefully pushes him back. “My boss sprayed with an anti-spray this morning.”
Chris stares at him, panting a little, his lips swollen and slick, and his eyes are wide. “What?”
“Anti-pheromone spray,” Tim explains, still a bit taken aback by Chris kissing him. “This morning. So.”
“So you’re not…” Chris mutters, and he frowns. He's not backing away, though.
“Not irresistible.” Although he clearly is to Chris. Which is… interesting. And if the kissing is anything to go by, nice.
“Delayed reaction!” he exclaims, and nods firmly. “It – it just took a longer time for the pheromones to work on me!”
Tim shakes his head. “Be honest, Chris.” He gives Chris his best stern look, and Chris sighs.
“I may have slightly wanted to rip the clothes from your body so we can have filthy sex for a while now,” Chris explains, and smiles.
Tim stares at him. Chris keeps smiling back. Tim stares at him some more. “What?”
“Me, you, filthy sex,” Chris says, as if that is supposed to clear anything up. “You want to?”
“Uhm,” says Tim, “but yesterday, with the spray...”
Chris rolls his eyes, and sighs. “I already wanted to shag you before you put on that spray. Of course it's not suddenly going to make me want to jump you!” Chris bites his lip. “Well, maybe a bit more than normal.”
Tim is staring at his lip. It's a nice lip. “Oh?”
“So, obviously, if I'm already used to not jumping you, that spray isn't going to make me do it,” Chris explains, as if this is all perfectly simple and obvious and Tim is just being dense. Then he smiles. “So, what're we going to do about it?”
Tim blinks. “Er,” he says.
“Because either you want to have sex with me, or you don't,” Chris says. “But I'm just saying that you weren't exactly fighting me off just then.”
“What about a date?” he blurts out, then frowns to himself as Chris stares at him like he's grown another head. “No?”
Chris shakes his head. “No, Tim. No dating. Ugh. If I want to watch a film with you, we do it at your place. Or mine. Comfortably on a sofa without other idiots around and no overpriced snacks.”
“We can do that,” Tim suggests weakly, because Chris is still standing far too close, and this is not what he expected when he walked into the stockroom, but he realises that he hardly minds.
Chris is slowly rubbing his hands over Tim's shirt. “Hmm,” he says. “But we'll have filthy sex after, right?”
“Well...”
Chris shifts closer to kiss him again, his tongue sliding in without problem, his entire body pressing against Tim's, and when his fingers slide up to stroke Tim's jaw, Tim may whimper just a little. He feels Chris grin against him, and pull back. “Filthy sex after?” he asks.
Tim slowly nods. “Yes.”
Re: Unprompted - pheromone spray, Tim/Chris, 6/6 NC-17
Date: 2011-10-30 11:11 pm (UTC)Tim sits back as Chris drops it all on the sofa next to him. “What?”
“I hope you've got a good drycleaner,” Chris remarks, then grins at him. “Take your shirt off.”
It says something about them that Tim has pulled his shirt halfway up before he thinks to ask why. “Why?”
“Filthy sex,” Chris says, and starts shaking the can of whipped cream. “You promised.”
“I didn't mean literally!” Tim yelps, as Chris sprays some cream in his own mouth and swallows.
“Well, I did.” Chris shifts over to pull at Tim's shirt, managing to spray some whipped cream on his stomach before Tim can protest. Tim yelps when Chris licks it off thoroughly. “It's fun.”
“It's ridiculous and it'll ruin the sofa,” Tim mutters.
Chris just rolls his eyes and sits up again. “If you do it properly, yes.” He grins. “Which is the fun bit.”
-
Somehow, Tim has managed to convince Chris that it'll be even more fun with towels covering the sofa, which explains why he's now lying back on his sofa, on the towels, while Chris is straddling him with a can of whipped cream in one hand, and the chocolate sauce in the other. He's got a calculating look in his eyes, and ends up spraying a pattern on Tim's chest that Tim can't entirely see, although he squints and tries his best.
Chris just smirks, drizzles some chocolate sauce over him, then leans down to lick it all off him.
Tim squirms, as it tickles in some places while it feels amazing in others, and Chris is very very thorough. “Chris,” he asks, and it comes out in a little gasp when Chris licks the side of his stomach. “What, er, what did you draw on me?”
Chris grins up at him. “Rude stickfigures,” he says, then licks that same place on Tim's stomach again, the one that makes him whimper. “They were fucking.”
“Right,” Tim says, then yelps when Chris bites down. “Hey!”
Chris licks the slightly sore spot. “Get used to that,” he murmurs, and continues to lightly scrape his teeth over Tim's stomach.
Tim squirms again, because it is rather nice. “All right,” he says.
“Good,” Chris mutters, and finishes licking up the remains of the stick figures, until he reaches Tim's neck.
Tim pulls him up for a sticky chocolate-flavoured kiss which goes on for some time, burying his fingers in Chris hair, which has Chris moan happily.
“You know,” Chris says, as he pulls back and shows Tim the bottle of chocolate sauce. “I wonder what it's like to drizzle this all over your cock and suck it off you.”
Tim stares at him, and Chris calmly looks back, and then Tim scrambles to get his pants off, because while most of Chris' ideas are mad and ridiculous, he does occasionally have one that is completely and utterly genius.
Re: Unprompted - pheromone spray, Tim/Chris, 6/6 NC-17
Date: 2011-10-31 07:42 pm (UTC)Re: Unprompted - pheromone spray, Tim/Chris, 6/6 NC-17
Date: 2011-10-31 11:59 pm (UTC)