What? They've acted in OTHER things?!
Oct. 21st, 2011 09:20 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hhanonSo, you may be aware that some cast members of HH have acted in other things. Give their profession, this is understandable.
This post is for those who would like to prompt/fic about the other things the guys/girls have been in, without mixing it up with HH-related/non-crossover fic on the other posts.
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Unprompted Tim/Chris "(Not so) New and a Bit Alarming" PG13 1a/1
Date: 2011-10-29 12:25 am (UTC)“Fuck you Tim.” Chris says again, angrily stuffing wires into a box even though Tim knows Chris knows they don’t belong there and he can’t decide if Chris is just being Chris or if Chris is being Chris and being contraire. “You left me to get arrested.”
“You did break the law Chris.” Tim replies as diplomatically as he can manage, which isn’t very much considering he is still very much of the opinion that Chris deserved it.
“That isn’t the point Tim.” Chris tells him, whirling round on one foot and jabbing one index finger viciously into Tim’s solar plexus. “The point is you abandoned me, I don’t care that I got arrested, I care that my friend let me down.” He storms off at this point, his skinny legs making him look like a very pissed off stick insect and only on Chris is that image ever endearing.
So Tim goes after him. “You let me down too Chris! I asked you to watch Marcus for one day and what did you do? You destroyed him!” The fact that they are in the middle of the shop does little to detract from this airing of dirty laundry they are engaging themselves in and Tim just knows Chris loves it. But then Chris looks back at him and scowls.
“I am not having this argument here.”
He heads for the stock room and Tim gets the feeling he is supposed to follow but he often gets these things wrong and so doesn’t move. That is until a woman tells him to get after his boyfriend before he loses him, and then he scuttles off to save them both the embarrassment. Of course him doing what she said just cemented the whole situation but that was hardly important right now given his sudden impending feeling that he was going to lose Chris.
“Chris.” He says when he’s closed the stockroom door behind him and although he doesn’t really know what’s about to happen, the fact that Chris won’t argue with him in public is a big problem. Chris is an exhibitionist, he likes to cause a scene. “You made my son ill.”
“Tim.” Chris looks at him, all wide-eyed with his best ‘you are an idiot’ look. “I did that for you.”
Tim cannot even see how that makes sense even in Chris logic and shakes his head disbelievingly. “What? You made my son sick for me? Why would you do that Chris?” His voice has raised a few decibels but he’s angry and so is Chris and everything is just so tense.
“Let’s not forget how you began the destruction by altering your own son’s report card Tim.” Chris hisses and gives him a look that just dares Tim to respond but then his mouth opens and he carries on anyway because Chris has never been good at shutting up when he’s supposed to. “I messed him up because I tried to get him to see what it’s like for you, he walks all over you and doesn’t respect you when he should because you’re brilliant.”
(And Tim would be lying if he said he wasn’t surprised by that admission.)
“If I hadn’t done what I did you wouldn’t have been sat on that sofa talking to your child like you’re both actual human beings, making him Jasmine tea when he asks you to and not because he tells you to. Tim your relationship with your dick of a child just got so much better because of me and you still left me on my own.” Chris is fuming, his chest heaving as he breathes and Tim has never seen him so impassioned, even when that customer the other week asked him how he plugged in a wireless mouse.
Tim stares at him a suitable state of absolute confusion and all he can bring himself to say is “oh.”
Unprompted Tim/Chris "(Not so) New and a Bit Alarming" PG13 1b/1
Date: 2011-10-29 12:27 am (UTC)Chris blinks at him, his huge eyes seeking out and learning and remembering like they always do and Tim smiles at the faint hint of a familiar smirk pulling at the corners of his mouth. His eyes just beginning to crinkle in that wonderful way and Tim properly smiles then.
“Oh.”
“Yeah oh, idiot.” Chris says, back to being himself almost as quickly as he stopped. “You can thank me later after you’ve taken your kid out for tofu and endives or whatever it is he eats.”
Tim nods. “Sure Chris.” And then shakes his head. “Wait what’s an endive?”
“No idea.” Chris shrugs. “But he likes them so you should probably get some in.”
Tim finds it impossibly weird that he’s taking parenting tips from Chris of all people but increasingly he’s finding that Chris is the only person that makes sense in his world. Marcus is probably a close second by virtue of being so intensely rational but after that everything goes completely to pot. Judith and Phillip are a big no-no and as for the people at work, well Tim sometimes wonders how the country still works. And as for Tim himself, well he never makes sense, which is why when Chris wanders past him to seek out some new targets to destroy the soul of, Tim grabs him by the collar of that stupid red shirt and slams him against a wall.
Chris to his credit doesn’t react in shock like he probably should and it’s almost like it hasn’t been years since they last did this and his lips still feel the same as they did then. His tongue has become a little bit more skilful as it meets amiably with Tim’s but other than that Chris is still exactly the same. He kisses like he acts, biting and just a little bit fierce but underneath warm and tender and just a little bit wet. Because Chris cried at Bambi and Tim won’t ever let him forget it.
He pushes against him and backs him completely flush against the wall and Chris pushes back because that’s what Chris does only this time it is only for effect as he submits completely to Tim. Which is new, very new, because Chris is always all about showing people how much better than them he is, but now he’s letting Tim do all the showing and it’s completely mind-blowing.
His skinny wrists lock around Tim’s neck and he kisses him harder, drawing delightful mewls from Chris’ throat and Tim never thought Chris could ever be delightful. It’s a good look on him when Tim opens his eyes; he’s met with Chris’ closed ones with his dark eyelashes sitting prettily against his skin. He looks remarkably feminine like this and Tim thinks if Chris were a girl he could definitely do this all the time. But Chris isn’t a girl so Tim has to pull away from him and see the moment when he realises that even though Tim is no longer married he still won’t do this, even if Chris did just sort of fix his relationship with Marcus. He just can’t because he’s Chris. But then Chris looks saddened, not annoyed, not frustrated just sad and more than a little lonely and sometimes Tim forgets that he’s really all Chris has.
“Sorry.” He murmurs and before Chris can ask him in some remarkably acerbic way what he’s sorry for he kisses him again. Soft and sweet and slow and Chris melts and it’s just so right.
Having a mid-life crisis and subsequent revelation of sexuality whilst discussing why your friend made your son sick in the stockroom of the place where you used to work is not the best way to start a tentative and quite frankly insane liason with said friend. But given how his life has been for the past few months Tim supposes it couldn’t really have happened any other way.
And surprisingly, he’s okay with that.
Re: Unprompted Tim/Chris "(Not so) New and a Bit Alarming" PG13 1b/1
Date: 2011-10-29 10:21 am (UTC)Re: Unprompted Tim/Chris "(Not so) New and a Bit Alarming" PG13 1b/1
Date: 2011-10-30 12:50 am (UTC)YES.
(I <3 everything else too, but that bit especially.)
Re: Unprompted Tim/Chris "(Not so) New and a Bit Alarming" PG13 1b/1
Date: 2011-10-31 11:50 pm (UTC)And LOL at the endives.