hhanon | What? They've acted in OTHER things?!

So, you may be aware that some cast members of HH have acted in other things. Give their profession, this is understandable.

This post is for those who would like to prompt/fic about the other things the guys/girls have been in, without mixing it up with HH-related/non-crossover fic on the other posts.

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“Come on,” she says, and leans back on his desk – not even sparing the briefest glance towards the door before exposing her breasts.

…He can only sigh, and try to resist facepalming as he does his own quick sweep and advances, “Chris-“

“Are you going to tell me how everything is inappropriate again?”

“Yes,” he says, flatly for that seems like the sensible emotion at this point, “because everything is actually inappropriate, Chris.”

She arches an innocent eyebrow. He’s not quite sure how an eyebrow can be innocent, and is pretty sure that there are only three people in the world who do know, but somehow she manages it, “and repeating my name will make everything actually alright?”

“Chris…”

“Because that’s not scientifically supported, just saying,” she arches up on the desk, breasts still hanging out – gives him a pout that’s probably meant to be endearing (and just ends up alluring, like that makes matters any better), “it’d be far better to just shag me here and now.”

“Is that scientifically supported?”

“More scientifically supported than my name…”

He frowns at her, edges closer despite himself (and still looking around as often as he dares), “I’m sure that there have been some scientists named Chris.”

“Name one.”

“…That’s unfair.”

Just as unfair as her haughty sigh, and express decision to shoot out her long legs and draw him to her like a spider catching a fly (which really isn’t that sexy, but that’s never been a barrier with Chris and it’s not going to start now), “Tim.”

“It really is…”

“I’m not wearing any underwear…”

A short pause.

“…Oh.”

“Well?”

…And he actually, standing here with his girlfriend’s breasts out before him and cameras probably on the both of them, cannot believe how truly and utterly unfair this is.

But, then, the universe is always unfair to him. And he might as well get used to it and try to fight back as often as he can.

The little gasp, a soft noise of surprise that she rarely manages, that Chris gives when he slides between her thighs and down to his knees is actually amazing. He smiles at it, briefly, still leans in with his fingers to check… “You were telling the truth.”

“Sometimes I do,” she huffs, blinking slightly as he traces his fingers over hot flesh, “Tim…”

“Try to stay quiet,” he pleads, and is pleasantly surprised when she purses her lips together and nods, “good, now brace yourself.”

And she does…

And he leans in, huffing air across the most intimate part of her for a few moments (until she’s shuddering) and then licking - tracing his tongue once quickly across that sensitive flesh, twice quickly, thrice quickly (until that shudder turns into a tremble, and her fingers are digging hard into the edge of the desk).

He draws back briefly, teases her with a few gentle flicks of his tongue (that draw breathy noises, which he’s quite pleased by)…

And then dives back, managing a few more high speed licks (and the taste of her is always and shall always be amazing) before pausing for a long, slow one. One that has her swearing softly, clapping her hand over her mouth at the slightest draw back.

…Well.

He could grow to like that.

And tries a few more slow licks (one, two…) Until she’s actually bucking beneath him. Whining desperately under her breath and groping for his hair so clumsily that he half considers doing a fist pump of victory.

…But doesn’t, of course.

Only lifts one hand to try and keep her hips from breaking his nose, slides the other up her inner thigh until he can press a few fingers into her wetness – make her yelp so sharply that she must have bitten some part of her hand in frustration. And he would feel concerned about that, he would…

But then her hands are digging into his hair – and the helpless, moaning way she holds on as he licks in time with the thrusts of his fingers do enough to convince him that everything is perfectly fine.

He remains like that for a few moments, turning her into a trembling ball of nerves.

And then properly bends down and removes his fingers and blows air across her (so quickly that she actually whines) and thrusts in with his tongue… And has the pleasure of making her come, her thighs trembling around him and a helpless cry working its way through her fingers and everything perfect in a way that it so rarely is.

…Well.

So rarely was before Chris, as he waits for a few moments before sliding out and up – accepting her messy kiss with an incredibly happy smile upon his face.

It isn’t long before she starts clawing at his shoulders, of course, “there’s a condom in my skirt pocket.”

“…Really?”

“Tim, I can do multiple orgasms…”

“It’s just a bit-“

“Tim.”

“-Inappropriate-“

“Tim!”

…Oh well.

He can deal with inappropriate, as he fetches the condom and gets into position, and happily so… It’ll always be for Chris, after all. And that’s something that any vaguely insane person can deal with.

.... I want to be Chris.

That is all.

*melts into a little puddle*

Thank you very much! :DDD ...I would probably not mind being her either. << >> ^^

http://thevelvetonion.com/2011/01/24/a-historical-win/ DAWW~! So cute.

As based on this: https://twitter.com/#!/realmatbaynton/status/147802168483782656

Darren wins, his boyfriend explodes with pride, Martha teases. Go!

Mat showing him how proud he truly is. <333

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What? They've acted in OTHER things?!

UNPROMPTED: The Thing About Desks, female!Chris/Tim, NC-17 [1/2]

UNPROMPTED: The Thing About Desks, female!Chris/Tim, NC-17 [2/2]

Re: UNPROMPTED: The Thing About Desks, female!Chris/Tim, NC-17 [2/2]

Re: UNPROMPTED: The Thing About Desks, female!Chris/Tim, NC-17 [2/2]

[RPF] Noel Fielding/Simon Farnaby fluff snuggly post-awards cuddles/sex

[RPF] Mat/Darren Boyd + Martha

[RPF] Darren Boyd/Mat