“pleeeeeease” “alright, alright, just don’t be surprised if it degenerates into a big row like last time”.
“but I like the rows” said larry “they’re hilarious”. Last time Mat had got really huffy with Simon when he’d suggested that doing a show on Sky was selling out to the Murdoch empire. He had been doing it on purpose of course to wind Mat up, knowing how Mat felt about the whole News International conglomerate. Ben of course had waded in on Mat’s side and then Martha had had a go at Ben for picking on Simon. It had ended with everyone shouting at pretty much everyone else while larry sat there in hysterics.
“don’t worry, I’ll choose a non controversial topic this time”
“yeh right” Larry was never knowingly uncontroversial
“right so spin the bottle..no shh shhh it’ll be fun...ok, the topic this time is love”
“love” said Simon
“yep love in honour of our newly loved up friends over there” he nodded at Mat and Ben who were over on the sofa, snogging - again.
“oi” larry threw a cushion at them “put each other down and come and play”
“alright, a;lright we’re coming” said Mat grinning
“ok right” Larry spun the bottle. It landed pointing at Jim
“Jim! Ok if you had to snog a fellow cast member, who would it be?”
“what???” Jim choked, “I’m not bloody answering that”
“you have too otherwise it’s a forfeit – don’t make us, make you do, the truffle shuffle!”
“you wouldn’t!” said Jim
“oh he would” said Simon
“bastard!! Oh er um er Katy”
“oooooooh” the others all giggled
“shut up” said Jim “are we all 14 or something?”
“temper, temper” said Larry and he spun the bottle again, and rather poetically it landed pointing at him
“ha!” said Jim “I’m asking this one. If you ahd to snog a fellow cast member of the same sex who would it be?”
Larry grinned “oh that’s easy” he said “Mat”
Mat went very red and Ben’s face went very tight
“why Mat?” asked Jim
“oh he’s nearly as pretty as a girl” said Larry “no offence to the rest of you but you’re all a bit to blokey, so you know if I had too at gunpoint, there’s no contest”
“I’m worried about how much you seem to ahve thought about this Laz” said Martha
“well it’s the insomnia, I think about all kinds of things at 4.30 in the morning.Ok lets go again” he span the bottle and this time it landed pointing at Ben
“Ben” smirked Larry “ok Ben, first time you had sex”
“oooooooh” giggled everyone else “Ben losing his virginity”
“with a man or a woman?” Ben deadpanned back
“arghhhhh noooooo, Ben! you tart you! we thought you were gay” choroused everyone
“well I am now” he grinned “but it doesn’t mean I haven’t you know tried out the otherside”
“both, we want to know both!” said Martha laughing
“ok, with a girl when I was 16 at a Christmas party at my parents house. On top of the coats, a bit clumsy and hurried with coat buttons digging in my back”
“hahaha you went underneath” laughed Mat “that’s a rarity”
“well she was 21” said ben, familiar half smirk creeping across his face “and she seemed to be more familiar with the mechanics than me”
“21!!!! Benjamin! we’re shocked”
Ben laughed and took a sip of his drink “you’re so not you know”
“alright, alright, first time with a bloke”
A slightly shamefaced look fluttered across ben’s face “university”
“and...and...” the others leaned forward
“and...nothing...we had sex, we were drunk and we had sex”
he paused
“on the cricket square”
“noooooo” the others howled “you didn’t!”
“we did, and it was bloody uncomfortable”
“well well” said Larry “it’s all coming out now!” and he spun and landed pointing to Mat
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Date: 2011-12-21 12:39 pm (UTC)“oh god not spin the bottle Laz” groaned Jim
“come on you know you want to”
“no we really don’t”
“come ooonnnn”
Jim rolled his eyes
“pleeeeeease”
“alright, alright, just don’t be surprised if it degenerates into a big row like last time”.
“but I like the rows” said larry “they’re hilarious”. Last time Mat had got really huffy with Simon when he’d suggested that doing a show on Sky was selling out to the Murdoch empire. He had been doing it on purpose of course to wind Mat up, knowing how Mat felt about the whole News International conglomerate. Ben of course had waded in on Mat’s side and then Martha had had a go at Ben for picking on Simon. It had ended with everyone shouting at pretty much everyone else while larry sat there in hysterics.
“don’t worry, I’ll choose a non controversial topic this time”
“yeh right” Larry was never knowingly uncontroversial
“right so spin the bottle..no shh shhh it’ll be fun...ok, the topic this time is love”
“love” said Simon
“yep love in honour of our newly loved up friends over there” he nodded at Mat and Ben who were over on the sofa, snogging - again.
“oi” larry threw a cushion at them “put each other down and come and play”
“alright, a;lright we’re coming” said Mat grinning
“ok right” Larry spun the bottle. It landed pointing at Jim
“Jim! Ok if you had to snog a fellow cast member, who would it be?”
“what???” Jim choked, “I’m not bloody answering that”
“you have too otherwise it’s a forfeit – don’t make us, make you do, the truffle shuffle!”
“you wouldn’t!” said Jim
“oh he would” said Simon
“bastard!! Oh er um er Katy”
“oooooooh” the others all giggled
“shut up” said Jim “are we all 14 or something?”
“temper, temper” said Larry and he spun the bottle again, and rather poetically it landed
pointing at him
“ha!” said Jim “I’m asking this one. If you ahd to snog a fellow cast member of the same sex who would it be?”
Larry grinned “oh that’s easy” he said “Mat”
Mat went very red and Ben’s face went very tight
“why Mat?” asked Jim
“oh he’s nearly as pretty as a girl” said Larry “no offence to the rest of you but you’re all a bit to blokey, so you know if I had too at gunpoint, there’s no contest”
“I’m worried about how much you seem to ahve thought about this Laz” said Martha
“well it’s the insomnia, I think about all kinds of things at 4.30 in the morning.Ok lets go again” he span the bottle and this time it landed pointing at Ben
“Ben” smirked Larry “ok Ben, first time you had sex”
“oooooooh” giggled everyone else “Ben losing his virginity”
“with a man or a woman?” Ben deadpanned back
“arghhhhh noooooo, Ben! you tart you! we thought you were gay” choroused everyone
“well I am now” he grinned “but it doesn’t mean I haven’t you know tried out the otherside”
“both, we want to know both!” said Martha laughing
“ok, with a girl when I was 16 at a Christmas party at my parents house. On top of the coats, a bit clumsy and hurried with coat buttons digging in my back”
“hahaha you went underneath” laughed Mat “that’s a rarity”
“well she was 21” said ben, familiar half smirk creeping across his face “and she seemed to be more familiar with the mechanics than me”
“21!!!! Benjamin! we’re shocked”
Ben laughed and took a sip of his drink “you’re so not you know”
“alright, alright, first time with a bloke”
A slightly shamefaced look fluttered across ben’s face “university”
“and...and...” the others leaned forward
“and...nothing...we had sex, we were drunk and we had sex”
he paused
“on the cricket square”
“noooooo” the others howled “you didn’t!”
“we did, and it was bloody uncomfortable”
“well well” said Larry “it’s all coming out now!” and he spun and landed pointing to Mat