A/N this chapter is likely to be posted in dribs and drabs over next few days. Also like to say thanks again for all your lovely kind comments and for sticking with yet another looong fic. I must learn to write short ones
Hyde Park, Larry entered the gates by Marble Arch, his followers were only minutes away and...he turned the corner and his smile spread from ear to ear. There clustered around Speakers Corner were hundreds of people, mostly young women but some older ones too and some men as well.
Some were standing in groups talking while others stood alone, a look of expectation on their faces while still others were fiddling with their phones.
Many of them were wearing lumberjack style shirts whilst others were wearing “what would larry do?” t shirts and wrist bands.
As he approached, someone at the back of the group screamed “oh my god it’s HIM” and the crowd of people surged around him
“larry, larry”
“we weren’t sure it was real”
“so is this all a big prank then?”
“is Bobsy with you” (who the hell was Bobsy wondered Larry)
“about this harem”
“please please my loyal followers, stand back and allow the divine Lazbotron room”
They fell back enough to allow him through but people were still trying to touch him, take photos and ask him questions
“when do we take over the world?”
“where’s Jim?”
“what about the hugs?”
Eventually he reached the platform and climbed on to it as his followers began to applaud
“Larry, larry, larry” they chanted
He stood there letting the applause wash over him and then eventually began to shush them
“loyal acolytes” he began “The divine Lazbotron has come among you at last”
There were cheers and whoops and hollars
“the world is a mean and cruel place, full of liars and heretics. The BBC even faked Frozen Planet!” there were gasps from the crowd “nothing is sacred. We shall change this together! All Shall be Larry”
More cheers and clapping
“we shall populate the earth with our divine offspring through our imperial harem”
There were a large number of screams from the crowd and several women fainted
“we shall convert those who deny us through the use of the High Priest Jimothy’s magic hugs”
The crowd chanted “jimmy Jimmy”
Those that refuse to be converted and choose to remain heretics shall be executed”
“yaaa....oooooooh ummmmm” the crowd’s cheers tailed off and there were several mutters of “sounds a bit drastic”
Larry sighed, he needed to toughen these people up but he had time on his side, his was the Divine Lazbotron after all
“alright, all heretics shall be sent to live in Luton where the train service is terrible”
“hurrahhhhhh”
except for Ben and Mat, he thought, they will be executed as they stole our phone from us with deliberate and intentional naughtiness.
“so my people are you with me?”
“yes”
"ARE YOU WITH ME??"
"YES!!!"
“what will everything be?”
"LARRY LARRY LARRY"
He stood there arms raised milking the applause waiting for it to die down
“and now we will choose our Imperial Harem”
Hiding in the bushes Ben and Mat groaned, this was so much worse than they thought.
“I hope Jim get’s here soon” whispered Mat
"Me too, apart from anything if Larry starts trying to mate with the fans we’ll be off air quicker than you can say ‘shoot public sector strikers’” said Ben
Fill Jimothy's Magic Hugs AU 14a/15 now
Hyde Park, Larry entered the gates by Marble Arch, his followers were only minutes away and...he turned the corner and his smile spread from ear to ear. There clustered around Speakers Corner were hundreds of people, mostly young women but some older ones too and some men as well.
Some were standing in groups talking while others stood alone, a look of expectation on their faces while still others were fiddling with their phones.
Many of them were wearing lumberjack style shirts whilst others were wearing “what would larry do?” t shirts and wrist bands.
As he approached, someone at the back of the group screamed “oh my god it’s HIM” and the crowd of people surged around him
“larry, larry”
“we weren’t sure it was real”
“so is this all a big prank then?”
“is Bobsy with you” (who the hell was Bobsy wondered Larry)
“about this harem”
“please please my loyal followers, stand back and allow the divine Lazbotron room”
They fell back enough to allow him through but people were still trying to touch him, take photos and ask him questions
“when do we take over the world?”
“where’s Jim?”
“what about the hugs?”
Eventually he reached the platform and climbed on to it as his followers began to applaud
“Larry, larry, larry” they chanted
He stood there letting the applause wash over him and then eventually began to shush them
“loyal acolytes” he began “The divine Lazbotron has come among you at last”
There were cheers and whoops and hollars
“the world is a mean and cruel place, full of liars and heretics. The BBC even faked Frozen Planet!” there were gasps from the crowd “nothing is sacred. We shall change this together! All Shall be Larry”
More cheers and clapping
“we shall populate the earth with our divine offspring through our imperial harem”
There were a large number of screams from the crowd and several women fainted
“we shall convert those who deny us through the use of the High Priest Jimothy’s magic hugs”
The crowd chanted “jimmy Jimmy”
Those that refuse to be converted and choose to remain heretics shall be executed”
“yaaa....oooooooh ummmmm” the crowd’s cheers tailed off and there were several mutters of “sounds a bit drastic”
Larry sighed, he needed to toughen these people up but he had time on his side, his was the Divine Lazbotron after all
“alright, all heretics shall be sent to live in Luton where the train service is terrible”
“hurrahhhhhh”
except for Ben and Mat, he thought, they will be executed as they stole our phone from us with deliberate and intentional naughtiness.
“so my people are you with me?”
“yes”
"ARE YOU WITH ME??"
"YES!!!"
“what will everything be?”
"LARRY LARRY LARRY"
He stood there arms raised milking the applause waiting for it to die down
“and now we will choose our Imperial Harem”
Hiding in the bushes Ben and Mat groaned, this was so much worse than they thought.
“I hope Jim get’s here soon” whispered Mat
"Me too, apart from anything if Larry starts trying to mate with the fans we’ll be off air quicker than you can say ‘shoot public sector strikers’” said Ben