:D Okay, so I had to do something, it was too funny not to! It's tiny and not too fab, but I hope you enjoy it!
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Dear Diary
Thank goodness I have you. Seriously, I’m surrounded by numbskulls (Get it? ‘Cos Louis and Cheryl? ‘Cos of our seating arrangement? And we’re dead? Heh heh heh...)
Well, anyway, they’re all complete and utter idiots! Firstly, Louis is determined to disagree with everyone me and Cheryl put through! I mean really! There was one person, who walked into a police training simulation, screamed ‘Boo!’ at the men and ended up shot by them, because they thought they were just a target! I mean, how stupid! But no, Louis was determined to put through the guy with the tent poles instead. Not nearly as funny. He’s really annoying me.
AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? Hmm, every time I go to tell Louis he’s being a absolute idiot, Cheryl gives me that look. You know, completely blank and then ignores me! I think it’s payback for that time I took her speed dating with me... That’s not the point anyway; she told me she enjoyed meeting interesting celebrities. She did not once specify that they had to be living.
Hmm... Diary, when will they realise that I am everyone’s favourite judge and they should go along with me? Gah... and nobody interesting comes through anymore! Like that wonderfully funny Cockney bloke, or Draco. Know what else is annoying Diary? There’s this one guy, a doctor of some sort, who keeps coming through, then leaving again! I wish he’d make up his mind! Hmpfh. Is that even a word diary? Can I write ‘humpfh’?
Looks like another dead-y just came through, Diary. I will write soon, and hopefully Louis we see things more clearly by then.
Damn. I have the jingle stuck in my head.
NOTE TO SELF: buy a new pen. The feathers of this one tickle too much.
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FILL - Re: Death/Other "Dear Diary, I'm surrounded by IDIOTS..."
Date: 2011-11-14 07:52 pm (UTC)_________________________
Dear Diary
Thank goodness I have you. Seriously, I’m surrounded by numbskulls (Get it? ‘Cos Louis and Cheryl? ‘Cos of our seating arrangement? And we’re dead? Heh heh heh...)
Well, anyway, they’re all complete and utter idiots! Firstly, Louis is determined to disagree with everyone me and Cheryl put through! I mean really! There was one person, who walked into a police training simulation, screamed ‘Boo!’ at the men and ended up shot by them, because they thought they were just a target! I mean, how stupid! But no, Louis was determined to put through the guy with the tent poles instead. Not nearly as funny. He’s really annoying me.
AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? Hmm, every time I go to tell Louis he’s being a absolute idiot, Cheryl gives me that look. You know, completely blank and then ignores me! I think it’s payback for that time I took her speed dating with me... That’s not the point anyway; she told me she enjoyed meeting interesting celebrities. She did not once specify that they had to be living.
Hmm... Diary, when will they realise that I am everyone’s favourite judge and they should go along with me? Gah... and nobody interesting comes through anymore! Like that wonderfully funny Cockney bloke, or Draco. Know what else is annoying Diary? There’s this one guy, a doctor of some sort, who keeps coming through, then leaving again! I wish he’d make up his mind! Hmpfh. Is that even a word diary? Can I write ‘humpfh’?
Looks like another dead-y just came through, Diary. I will write soon, and hopefully Louis we see things more clearly by then.
Damn. I have the jingle stuck in my head.
NOTE TO SELF: buy a new pen. The feathers of this one tickle too much.
DEATH XXX