Please, someone figure out where my brain comes up with these ideas??

She's ready to throw the next historical person out of the shop without a chance to horrify her again.

Enter Caligula who asks if he looks like a goat.

She is quite confused and ready to rant when he breaks down, sobbing about how everyone hates him and wants him dead.

She takes pity on him and reassures him he does not look that much like a goat then snuggles him.

It escalated from there, preferably with her topping.