“I don’t like to drive too fast man, upsets my karma”
“for fucksake Simon, this is important”
“we’ll get there, stop flapping, would you like a pear?”
“no I don’t want a sodding pear, I want you to speed up”
Jim spotted a sign for services “pull in there Simon”
“why?”
“just do it”
Simon obligingly pulled off the motorway
“now get out”
“what?”
“i’m driving” and he batted at Simon’s arm “move”
“ok ok” and he shuffled over and Jim ran round the car and jumped in the driver’s seat
“Right” he said determinedly “now for some speed”
He pulled away...and stopped after 20 feet to adjust the seat so he could actually reach the pedals and see over the steering wheel
“Right, now we’re off” and he wheel spun away
Simon looked over at him “don’t worry, we’ll get there in time”
“I hope so”
“We will and then you can sort out the Divine lazbotron” he laughed “god can you imagine how many years worth of pisstaking we’re going to get out of this??”
In spite of himself Jim smiled “oh so very many”
With Jim at the wheel they made good time even if Simon did spend a lot of time gripping the door handle, or his seat belt and during one rather close overtaking manoeuvre closing his eyes.
“Right we’re about 10 mins away Simon, call Mat or Ben and tell them we’re nearly there” said Jim
Simon pulled out his phone and rang Mat; the phone rang...and rang and rang.
“Strange” said Simon “there’s no answer”
“Try Ben” said Jim “strange though, I mean they know we’re coming”
Simon rang Ben, the phone rang a few times and then someone picked up
“Hello” said Simon but there was no answering hello from Ben. Instead there was the sound of lots of voices shouting, some ominous thuds and then the phone went dead
“Oh crap” said Simon
“What?” said Jim, “what’s happened?”
“I dunno man but I don’t think it’s good. We need to get there quickly” said Simon looking, for him, very worried
Just then they saw the sign for Hyde Park
“thank god” said Jim looking for somewhere to park and then pulling in
“so” said Simon brightly “what disguise are we going to use then?”
“er disguise??”
“well we don’t want you getting hugged to death do we? I mean all those people believe Larry is the Divine Lazbotron, they’re going to believe your hugs are magic as well”
“bollocks, never thought of that” said Jim
“don’t worry “ said Simon “I’ve got something in the boot” and he jumped out
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“come on Simon, can’t you go any faster?”
“I don’t like to drive too fast man, upsets my karma”
“for fucksake Simon, this is important”
“we’ll get there, stop flapping, would you like a pear?”
“no I don’t want a sodding pear, I want you to speed up”
Jim spotted a sign for services “pull in there Simon”
“why?”
“just do it”
Simon obligingly pulled off the motorway
“now get out”
“what?”
“i’m driving” and he batted at Simon’s arm “move”
“ok ok” and he shuffled over and Jim ran round the car and jumped in the driver’s seat
“Right” he said determinedly “now for some speed”
He pulled away...and stopped after 20 feet to adjust the seat so he could actually reach the pedals and see over the steering wheel
“Right, now we’re off” and he wheel spun away
Simon looked over at him “don’t worry, we’ll get there in time”
“I hope so”
“We will and then you can sort out the Divine lazbotron” he laughed “god can you imagine how many years worth of pisstaking we’re going to get out of this??”
In spite of himself Jim smiled “oh so very many”
With Jim at the wheel they made good time even if Simon did spend a lot of time gripping the door handle, or his seat belt and during one rather close overtaking manoeuvre closing his eyes.
“Right we’re about 10 mins away Simon, call Mat or Ben and tell them we’re nearly there” said Jim
Simon pulled out his phone and rang Mat; the phone rang...and rang and rang.
“Strange” said Simon “there’s no answer”
“Try Ben” said Jim “strange though, I mean they know we’re coming”
Simon rang Ben, the phone rang a few times and then someone picked up
“Hello” said Simon but there was no answering hello from Ben. Instead there was the sound of lots of voices shouting, some ominous thuds and then the phone went dead
“Oh crap” said Simon
“What?” said Jim, “what’s happened?”
“I dunno man but I don’t think it’s good. We need to get there quickly” said Simon looking, for him, very worried
Just then they saw the sign for Hyde Park
“thank god” said Jim looking for somewhere to park and then pulling in
“so” said Simon brightly “what disguise are we going to use then?”
“er disguise??”
“well we don’t want you getting hugged to death do we? I mean all those people believe Larry is the Divine Lazbotron, they’re going to believe your hugs are magic as well”
“bollocks, never thought of that” said Jim
“don’t worry “ said Simon “I’ve got something in the boot” and he jumped out
“what about this?” he said
“oh you have GOT to be kidding me” said JIm